Storytime:Sloot approached me only because I was her "Plan B," so I told her to F.off

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Aware

not an aware thread

Update: Lol, a mutual friend reached out and said, "You're the 'man,' so it's better if you contact her." I responded, "Sure, if I'm the man, then I want her to stop talking to all her friends, attend church three times a week, and let me decide what she wears and where she goes." She bert stared me and hung up the phone. I lol at the idea of me being 'the man.'

[GordonXXX]

meet her for a coffee, dumb-dumb. what do you have to lose?

[Omnivium]

Feels like roll bread but you should have smashed first and THEN told her you don't do plan B

[Mulloway69]

You gotta be trolling brah srs.

[DolphinPilot]

not an aware thread

Update: Lol, a mutual friend reached out and said, "You're the 'man,' so it's better if you contact her." I responded, "Sure, if I'm the man, then I want her to stop talking to all her friends, attend church three times a week, and let me decide what she wears and where she goes." She bert stared me and hung up the phone. I lol at the idea of me being 'the man.'

..... yeah ok this is a roll bread

[miscbrah007]

not an aware thread

Update: Lol, a mutual friend reached out and said, "You're the 'man,' so it's better if you contact her." I responded, "Sure, if I'm the man, then I want her to stop talking to all her friends, attend church three times a week, and let me decide what she wears and where she goes." She bert stared me and hung up the phone. I lol at the idea of me being 'the man.'

toasting in a roll bread

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..... yeah ok this is a roll bread

toasting in a roll bread

Feels like roll bread but you should have smashed first and THEN told her you don't do plan B

i swear its not a roll bread..very srs "srs"

[CherryPopinski]

Last year during Thanksgiving, one of my friends invited me to a turkey dinner he hosted for all of us. During the gathering, the wife of another friend asked if I was still single. I told yes i am , thinking to myself "What do you expect from a master incel?" She then mentioned that one of her female coworkers was single and interested in dating. I asked for more information and learned that she was a project manager at Cisco. I requested a photo for validation and saw that she was attractive—slim, brunette, with green eyes. I agreed to give it a shot and asked for her number. The wife excitedly called her coworker right away instead of just messaging her. She went to another room to talk, and I started fantasizing about our future together: traveling, hugging, holding hands, kissing, and even waking up to her kissing my neck. I imagined a happy family life with five kids.

While I was daydreaming, the wife returned with a straight face and told me that the girl was already talking to someone else. My dreams shattered in an instant, but I shrugged it off and pretended not to care, though I felt pretty disappointed.

Fast forward to today, my friend’s wife sent me a voice message out of nowhere saying her slooty friend had reached out, asking about me. I was certain she had seen my LinkedIn profile last year and thought I was a good backup plan. I told my friend’s wife bluntly that I wasn’t anyone’s backup plan and added, rather crudely, that I might consider her if she came over and sucked my d!ck.

1 min later my friend "proly no longer a friend" then called me, freaking out about how I had spoken to his wife. I told him to calm down and that his wife shouldn't take it personally since I only called her friend a slut. He backed down after hearing my tone, knowing my background in Thai boxing and Brazilian jiu-jitsu.

For some reason, I feel great about how I handled this situation.

* Mandatory photo of sloot.*



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Things that didn't happen for 500 pls

[jmal2000]

Lol I enjoyed this thread.

But even if you were her second choice, you could've easily made her make you her first choice if you tried.

[propreffered7]

idk i guess you could have been plan b depending on how involved she was with the other guy

but you dont really know

[AnaboLecter]

You should've smashed and dashed

[LuigiMiami631]

If you don't want to be plan b, just take your anger out on her tenderloins and be done with it.

If I dwelled on every instance like that with an ex, current or sidepiece. I would end up more fuked up than Dustythehussy

[gmenfan40]

Did not read, but women do this all the time. I had one who bullsh!tted me and told me were friends, for me to tell her that I don't befriend women and to fukk off. Now she is fat and a single mother. (Super Ded fkn Srs)

[TomPaine]

OP, have you ever had a serious relationship before? I'm guessing no

[Krackerjacked]

Lol I know what my sig says and I get not wanting to be a plan B but this one is an L for you brah.