How to talk to girls at a bar (Australia)

[TVwatcher]

Need help specifically for Australia as I feel like the advice I see online in American specifically as Americans seem more friendly and open to strangers while Australians only stick to their friends/group while out. Even when I’m at a bar I stick with the people I came with (usually friends/coworkers).

How can I talk to a girl I see at a bar, for reference most of the bars here don’t have bar seating (like Moe’s tavern from the Simpsons).

Most bars here you order and go to a table/booth or outdoor seating area.

Most Australian girls are really awkward or bad with small talk I’ve found as well specially if they’re in the 18-22 year range.

Should I ask if they go to uni? Or work?

Tips to approach?

Should I go to a local suburban pub/hotel/pokies or more like fancy cocktail bar in the CBD?

My stats btw:
26 years old
183cm/6ft
80kg/175lbs
Full head of hair
$85k salary
Dress well

[alain]

Need help specifically for Australia as I feel like the advice I see online in American specifically as Americans seem more friendly and open to strangers while Australians only stick to their friends/group while out. Even when I’m at a bar I stick with the people I came with (usually friends/coworkers).

How can I talk to a girl I see at a bar, for reference most of the bars here don’t have bar seating (like Moe’s tavern from the Simpsons).

Most bars here you order and go to a table/booth or outdoor seating area.

Most Australian girls are really awkward or bad with small talk I’ve found as well specially if they’re in the 18-22 year range.

Should I ask if they go to uni? Or work?

Tips to approach?

Should I go to a local suburban pub/hotel/pokies or more like fancy cocktail bar in the CBD?

Considering the man hate that is going on in Australia I would give it a miss.

It's a shame but the young generation are going to end up being awkward autistic fuks that will only pick up via dating apps or getting completely sh¡tfaced drunk which is worrisome.

[TVwatcher]

Considering the man hate that is going on in Australia I would give it a miss.

It's a shame but the young generation are going to end up being awkward autistic fuks that will only pick up via dating apps or getting completely sh¡tfaced drunk which is worrisome.

Dating apps don’t work for me.

Lots of older guys I work with or know said they met their wives getting wasted at a bar in the 80s/90s/00s so I hope it could work for me lol.

[TwoTailedSperm]

Step 1) Get a really bad mullet based haircut. Dress like the biggest wanker you know

Step 2) Do stupid low IQ, low inhibition chit like woop randomly, retard dance moves and/or do ghey chit with other dudes; grope their moobs, azz whatever

Side note: make sure you are getting absolutely chitfaced the whole time (yes even while getting the haircut, especially while getting the haircut) by now you are ratchit maggot and it is time for step 3

Step 3) Go talk to one, say nothing of value and very little that makes any sense. Let them do any of the heavy lifting towards carrying a meaningful convo, say chit like "Orrrryeahhh ey yeah nah yeah phuckken oath is that roight?"

Step 4) Go the pash, lean in and smoosh your mouth all over her face because you are borderline blackout drunk

Step 5) Suggest you both go into the disabled torrrlets for a gobby, this is a ruse designed to get her to suggest you go back to her place

Step 6) Smash that horrrr and enjoy your herps

[alain]

Dating apps don’t work for me.

Lots of older guys I work with or know said they met their wives getting wasted at a bar in the 80s/90s/00s so I hope it could work for me lol.

Different times bro, this was before #metoo.

If you both get drunk and she wakes up and decides you ain't it, your life could be destroyed.

[TwoTailedSperm]

Different times bro, this was before #metoo.

If you both get drunk and she wakes up and decides you ain't it, your life could be destroyed.

Rookie mistake, don't be there when she wakes up

[WiseOldApe]

It depends on who you are and who the person you're talking to is.

[Mulloway69]

Step 1) Get a really bad mullet based haircut. Dress like the biggest wanker you know

Step 2) Do stupid low IQ, low inhibition chit like woop randomly, retard dance moves and/or do ghey chit with other dudes; grope their moobs, azz whatever

Side note: make sure you are getting absolutely chitfaced the whole time (yes even while getting the haircut, especially while getting the haircut) by now you are ratchit maggot and it is time for step 3

Step 3) Go talk to one, say nothing of value and very little that makes any sense. Let them do any of the heavy lifting towards carrying a meaningful convo, say chit like "Orrrryeahhh ey yeah nah yeah phuckken oath is that roight?"

Step 4) Go the pash, lean in and smoosh your mouth all over her face because you are borderline blackout drunk

Step 5) Suggest you both go into the disabled torrrlets for a gobby, this is a ruse designed to get her to suggest you go back to her place

Step 6) Smash that horrrr and enjoy your herps

[ShipyardChad]

17% bodyfat? Thats fat as chit slim down srs trust me bro

You just go for it. Ask your mates w you if its a group of birds
If its 2-3 & go ahead solo
Youre gonna need to jestermax some to learn the ways of the bird
You aint gonna be good your first times approaching so go in w the mentality that ur gonna fail anyway drop the expectations

[24HrParking]

Need help specifically for Australia as I feel like the advice I see online in American specifically as Americans seem more friendly and open to strangers while Australians only stick to their friends/group while out. Even when I’m at a bar I stick with the people I came with (usually friends/coworkers).

How can I talk to a girl I see at a bar, for reference most of the bars here don’t have bar seating (like Moe’s tavern from the Simpsons).

Most bars here you order and go to a table/booth or outdoor seating area.

Most Australian girls are really awkward or bad with small talk I’ve found as well specially if they’re in the 18-22 year range.

Should I ask if they go to uni? Or work?

Tips to approach?

Should I go to a local suburban pub/hotel/pokies or more like fancy cocktail bar in the CBD?

My stats btw:
26 years old
183cm/6ft
80kg/175lbs
Full head of hair
$85k salary
Dress well

where in australia are you srs

this matters.

[pyrogen]

G'day Sheilas, how's about you and I go back to mine and throw a shrip on the barbie

I got a Monaro to take us there

[TVwatcher]

where in australia are you srs

this matters.

Melbourne, I go to Sydney and Gold Coast sometimes and want to try over in those cities as well.

[BigDickBlack]

How large is your throbbing piss-pipe?

[24HrParking]

Melbourne, I go to Sydney and Gold Coast sometimes and want to try over in those cities as well.

I don't think there's any magic rule to it... i think you just need a decent enough window of opportunity to spark up conversation. Even walking straight up to females and engaging is fine, as long as you have great grounds for it.

[andyray]

I live in Sydney.

Pulling sloots here is difficult, I lived in toronto so I can compare and its nothing like north American hook up culture. There you can literally walk up and "just say hi"

In Sydney, most girls are just going to bertstare you, look at themselves and giggle

But it can be done, you need to scope out the scene and look for sloots that are obviously looking to get pounded.

Pulling in bars is easier than cold approaching in public here for sure, do not do that, you just come off as completely desperate.

Melbourne Girls are nicer than Sydney girls but it's still a completely different ballgame compared to North America.

I'm from Ireland so I usually start with "where are you from" and take it from there, you should be able to tell within 10 seconds if she's interested or not

Good luck boyo

Edit: also if you're just by yourself it's going to be even more difficult as Aussies are very judgemental and theyll wonder why you're by yourself but they're also difficult to make friends with

Take away the weather and this country is chit

[TVwatcher]

I live in Sydney.

Pulling sloots here is difficult, I lived in toronto so I can compare and its nothing like north American hook up culture. There you can literally walk up and "just say hi"

In Sydney, most girls are just going to bertstare you, look at themselves and giggle

But it can be done, you need to scope out the scene and look for sloots that are obviously looking to get pounded.

Pulling in bars is easier than cold approaching in public here for sure, do not do that, you just come off as completely desperate.

Melbourne Girls are nicer than Sydney girls but it's still a completely different ballgame compared to North America.

I'm from Ireland so I usually start with "where are you from" and take it from there, you should be able to tell within 10 seconds if she's interested or not

Good luck boyo

Edit: also if you're just by yourself it's going to be even more difficult as Aussies are very judgemental and theyll wonder why you're by yourself but they're also difficult to make friends with

Take away the weather and this country is chit

Yea US is on my bucket list, from what I’ve seen online it’s a lot more common to actually have human interactions with randoms there.

Australian hookup culture is mainly through friendship groups or onlin I guess rather than just random bar hookups.

Yeah guess I’ll keep a look out for girls that are open to being approached. Cold approach during the day is pretty much non existent. I’ve read the local Melbourne and Sydney reddit pages that point out no one here likes being cold approached.

Melbourne girls and Sydney girls are pretty similar but maybe Melbourne girls an ever so slightly more nicer. But not compared to overseas girls.

And yeah I know Australia is very “clique-y” most people don’t like talkin to people that aren’t in their friends group from high school lol. Couple that with a non existent “college culture” due to majority of students commuting to uni that leaves work as the only place outside of high school to meet friends.

My only 2-3 friends are coworkers or former coworkers but they’re women and most married so I don’t really have boys to hit the bar or club with which makes it even harder.

[LethalGunz34]

“G’day, would you like to put this shrimp on the barbie?”

[ninetynine8]

Should I go to a local suburban pub/hotel/pokies or more like fancy cocktail bar in the CBD?

are you tryna get puss? if so the former 100%. shouldn't even be difficult unless u have very high standards

[TVwatcher]

are you tryna get puss? if so the former 100%. shouldn't even be difficult unless u have very high standards

Alright, seems like those suburban (at least the ones around me) mainly have older 40+ tradie men at these hotel/pokies pubs during the week. Maybe I’ll try on a weekend.

But hotter younger girls probably all go to CBD bars/clubs rather than the local pub for sure.

I don’t have high standards, just anyone not fat/obese (don’t mind chubby).

[TwoTailedSperm]

Alright, seems like those suburban (at least the ones around me) mainly have older 40+ tradie men at these hotel/pokies pubs during the week. Maybe I’ll try on a weekend.

But hotter younger girls probably all go to CBD bars/clubs rather than the local pub for sure.

I don’t have high standards, just anyone not fat/obese (don’t mind chubby).

Get on the apps, use the apps more geared to towards finding relationships but then flip that on it's head and setup your profile and your chat 100% towards trying to smash. Say you have zero interest in relationship, just want to smash. Never tell an aussie chick you want a relationship, instant poosy dehydrator.

Don't outright say it but pretend you are smashing other chicks. Smashing fat and uglys helps keep this authentic. Hit them up wherever you see them. This will be a grind at first but once you get a rotation going it will snowball. Aussie chicks (like all sloots) want what other sloots have and they have a radar for it. Never outright say it though, they need to think they are outsmarting you not the other way around.

Have your logistics ready and move towards smashing immediately. Make the ho say no, always push to smash. I'm not joking; see some sloot on the street, say hi, ask her name, give her a naughty smile and tell stacy she is sexy af and ask her if she wants to go back to yours to smash. Be confident, your accent will get her wet. This is the most effective approach if you aren't in a clique and can't status max and really who tf wants to jestermaxx other dudes to smash sloots, bypass that nonsense and phuck poos.

If it's on an app, don't chit chat on there for long setup a quick and simple meet and move to smash. If she isn't meeting you in real life within 4 days assume she never will and focus your energy elsewhere. Spend as little time trying to woo them as is physically possible. None of that grand gesture stuff you see on tv they hate that chit.

[infinityplus1]

6ft 80kgs...srry mate but you don't have a right to approach women

[PowerPal]

step 1. roids to get to 90kg and around 10% bodyfat to be even seen as a human male in techtralia

[LargePeter]

step 1. roids to get to 90kg and around 10% bodyfat to be even seen as a human male in techtralia

Can confirm, 97kg at 12%. At 5'9".

[Achilles87]

Aussie sloots are piss easy. Literally just don't be a poof.

Half of NZ moved to there to get a hot Mrs and work in scaffolding.

[infinityplus1]

Aussie sloots are piss easy. Literally just don't be a poof.

Half of NZ moved to there to get a hot Mrs and work in scaffolding.

And work for their uncle don't forget