so I often find myself in the urinals next to some fellow man and pisser, and I like to strike up conversations mid stream.
I usually play it safe and go for the low hanging fruit like: "how's your piss going? had a lot of water today?", but I want to take my piss conversation skills to the next level.
what are some good ice breakers that could possibly lead to long lasting friendships, and maybe shaking hands after shaking dicks?
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05-16-2024, 11:25 AM #1Registered User
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Best conversation starter for a mid stream piss?
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05-16-2024, 11:27 AM #2Unregistered User
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nice watch
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05-16-2024, 11:28 AM #3The Creampie Guy
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05-16-2024, 11:32 AM #4Bro u watch Johhny Hamcheck too?Originally Posted by Masterchieffer
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05-16-2024, 11:34 AM #5Registered Pizza Brah
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see the sports game last night?
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05-16-2024, 11:51 AM #7Registered User
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05-16-2024, 11:52 AM #92010 OG Miscer
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Mirin belt boyo
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05-16-2024, 11:55 AM #10Registered User
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So who you voting for?
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05-16-2024, 11:56 AM #11Registered User
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Does this look infected?
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05-16-2024, 12:09 PM #12Registered User
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stole my line boyoOriginally Posted by Cleveland33
maybe something like nice cawkUSMC 0311
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05-16-2024, 12:22 PM #14Registered User
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Ask him if he needs help with his last final shakes
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05-16-2024, 12:38 PM #15hell yeah brother
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05-16-2024, 12:39 PM #16Okie Dokie
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I think I might have herpes
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05-16-2024, 12:53 PM #17Registered User
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Does the shrimp have a name?
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05-16-2024, 01:00 PM #18Registered Cat
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Ask to cross streams and see how he reacts
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05-16-2024, 10:13 PM #19The Creampie Guy
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05-16-2024, 10:26 PM #20Jive Azz Turkey
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Pretty sure a standard fart would suffice. If your done pissing and the fart is still coming out in robust fashion, there's really no need for any words to be spoken at all.
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