Tacos
Fur babies
Dog mom
Pineapple on pizza
Traveling is my life
I'm currently talking to 200 other men while boning at least 3 of them, but I want you to pretend like I'm worth paying for meals and dates for like a legit gf even before I give you sex
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05-09-2024, 03:05 AM #1Registered Cat
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"Comfortable in sweats on the couch and in a ball gown"
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05-09-2024, 03:07 AM #2Registered User
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there will always be a simp
Pumpkin courtesy of BRANDERSS (https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=180764903);
addendum courtesy of buttInspector (https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=183054703).
byzantine75 is a cheeky little bugger. srs.
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05-09-2024, 03:33 AM #3Registered User
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live laugh love
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05-09-2024, 03:37 AM #41:12TilTheDayIFukinDie
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"Traveling is my life" is always a funny one IMO. Bitch, you've been to Mexico and a few states LMFAO. Don't put that shit in your profile until you've been to 10+ countries
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𝕬𝖊𝖘𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖙𝖎𝖈𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖞 𝕮𝖚𝖙 𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕽𝖆𝖈𝖊 ®
ᗪIᔕᑕᖇIᗰIᑎᗩTIOᑎ E᙭ᑕᒪᑌᔕIOᑎ IᑎᗪOᑕTᖇIᑎᗩTIOᑎ
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05-09-2024, 03:41 AM #5pure love unleashed
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"If You Can't Handle Me at My Worst, You Don't Deserve Me at My Best"
Defeat the defeatist.
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05-09-2024, 04:17 AM #6Common sense/moderation.
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"Must be a father for my kids"
Short cuts to success are often paved with lies.
1/13/16: Massive hernia.
5/10/16: Finally back to lifting, light but improving.
Why Teens shouldn't cut/Lack of progress thread- http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=169272763&p=1397509823#post1397509823
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05-09-2024, 04:31 AM #7Registered Cat
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Originally Posted by gbullock32
"You can't have any kids of your own from a previous relationship, not even one (ain't nobody got time to be a stepmother), but I demand that you be a father to my kids and help me afford a more expensive lifestyle with them"
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05-09-2024, 06:19 AM #841oz King
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Spicy Margs
Brunch
Hikes
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05-09-2024, 06:20 AM #9Everettian
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Spiritual
Astrology
Kween
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05-09-2024, 06:37 AM #10Unregistered User
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Chips n queso
world traveler (safe, wealthy, western countries)
not all who wander are lostB:250 S:365 D:450
Praise the Lord & pass the ammunition
America is a nation that can be defined in a single word: Asufutimaehaehfutbw
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05-09-2024, 06:40 AM #11Registered User
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Your threads suck
#BillsMafia
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05-09-2024, 06:54 AM #12Can't stand ya Costanza!
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Thick. If you can't handle that then swipe left.
Pure Blood Crew
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05-09-2024, 07:32 AM #13Registered Cat
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Originally Posted by OutdoorBrah
Margs and guac
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05-09-2024, 07:38 AM #14Common sense/moderation.
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"Living my best life"
Short cuts to success are often paved with lies.
1/13/16: Massive hernia.
5/10/16: Finally back to lifting, light but improving.
Why Teens shouldn't cut/Lack of progress thread- http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=169272763&p=1397509823#post1397509823
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05-09-2024, 07:40 AM #15pure love unleashed
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"7 foot tall, 7 figures, 7 inches only"
Defeat the defeatist.
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05-09-2024, 07:44 AM #16Permanent Vacation
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It's usually 6/7/8Originally Posted by mryamamoto
"If you are less than 6' tall, make less than 7 figures, shorter than 8 inches, move along" Usually posted by a broad that looks like a bridge troll.
"foodie" is the one that makes me LOL - bish you're just fat________
MFC
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Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote. -Benjamin Franklin
Tits and Beer
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05-09-2024, 07:53 AM #17Registered Cat
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Originally Posted by kcadrenalin
"You must be an ultra Chad who makes 7 figures, has a cool job title for me to brag to my girlfriends about, has no kids, will be a father to my children and help pay for them as convenient for me, and do it all in a 40 hour work week with plenty of free time to devote to taking care of me and my kids. You must also be a mazter carpenter, master plumber, master electrician, pro level auto mechanic, amazing cook, and willing to do 90%+ of the cooking and cleaning to take care of all of my needs and wishes".
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