Music, of any sort. Turn that chit off and let me hear the chick moan and groan and such without some awful music distracting me, making me mute it. I thought we got over that as a society back in the 90's, but there's still that jackassses ruining good material out there with stupid music. Porn doesn't need music.
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05-05-2024, 07:20 AM #1Registered Cat
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What are your pet peeves when it comes to porn?
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05-05-2024, 07:40 AM #2MI6 Operative
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Cutting to the guys, face rather than staying focused on the woman. Weak money shots or big money shots where the guys miss the face-how exactly & end up depositing most of it on the floor/sofa.
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05-05-2024, 07:43 AM #3Registered User
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Any position that is for the camera only, and no one would actually fuk like that. Like Weird angels and chit so the camera man can get a good view etc.. hate that chit.
Professional lighting. Anything that makes me think "they are making this for the internet" and not "these are two people fuking cuz sex is great"
I'm also not a fan of toys in porn at all.
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Fukin mall cop neg police of piss
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05-05-2024, 08:18 AM #4Okie Dokie
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Agreed on the music
For me was never really into oral for either bj or eating out. I want to watch the girl getting pounded hard and that's it.
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05-05-2024, 08:23 AM #5Childish Goblino
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I don't watch porn. Y'all shouldn't either.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
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05-05-2024, 08:26 AM #6Registered User
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This. Just lol at porn creeps.Originally Posted by Godfrd824
If you dont like the way I misc. Fukc you
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05-05-2024, 08:35 AM #7Registered User
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The instant format. Girl strips, gives a blow job, maybe gets eaten out a bit. Move to missionary, then doggie, bust on her ass. It's pretty much the same thing every scene.
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05-05-2024, 08:52 AM #8¯\_ (ツ)_/¯
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Just LOL @ proncels srs
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05-05-2024, 09:00 AM #9
I only went there once to learn about step-family dynamics for my PHD and was absolutely appalled by what i witnessed
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05-05-2024, 09:58 AM #10Almost Chad
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Only watched gdp. All the other fake shyt ain't for me.
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No hymen no diamond
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05-05-2024, 10:02 AM #11Bonrard
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as a big-time porn enthusiast I have a list of pet peeves in porn:
-When the guy isn't black
-When there aren't enough black guys in teh scene
-When the black guy is banging a black girl. Give me a white woman or asian!
-When the guy's erection isn't big enough. I can't get off to the woman unless the guy has a solid 19 inches.
-When the guy's ejaculation isn't big enough, either. I like big ones.
Can I get a hell yeah from my fellow porn-addicted retards? HELL YEAH.
Wow dude when did you come out?Originally Posted by CodyZellery
edit: oh wow nice edit...
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05-05-2024, 10:18 AM #12Unregistered User
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I wouldn't call it a pet peeve cause I avoid it but when there is a guy in the scene.
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05-05-2024, 10:28 AM #13Registered Cat
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Originally Posted by Channel83
lmao
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05-05-2024, 10:34 AM #14MI6 Operative
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Originally Posted by Channel83
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