Hypothetical scenario involving a naked Margot Robbie

[Supaduck0]

So basically, you have the opportunity to have sex with Margot Robbie. She's automatically inclined to be ridiculously attracted to you and you can sleep with her as many times as you wish. You can even remodel her appearance to anything you choose if you prefer and she doesn't have that cringe Aussie accent like Capowt or any of those clowns. You also get infinite money for the rest of your existence and if heaven exists, you automatically get to go.

But the minute you accept this offer, 15 randomly selected children in Indonesia will die horribly via a troupe of anthropomorphic Crocodiles that also sexually molest them and do nasty sh!t with the bodies and videotape it and try to add your family on ******** to send it to them. Do you accept this offer?

[Cleveland33]

I gotta know if she is good in bed or not first

[dabbmw2002]

You don't a have passport stamp for Indonesia, do you?

[Hutrapper]

Ill take the deal.


What was that first part about margot robbie tho?

[GlassMoon]

I would do that without thinking twice if billions died lol

[ymer]

You need to sick help, you're a sick individual

[miscHodor]

Does she do anal?

[Supaduck0]

You need to sick help, you're a sick individual

I've been told this more times than I can count now

[sennas]

She would likely let me smash just hanging out with her so no, I wouldn't take your stupid offer.

[Immichaelski]

You need to sick help, you're a sick individual

I must be sick to op because right now Indonesia isn’t on my mind

[bluebeltATT]

Must be my browser, pics not showing up

[Ken-O]

The idea of Margot Robbie being fuked up by a bunch of crocs is a bit disturbing but yeah ill take the deal





































wait wut... wut?

[BalognaNbeans]

Jokes on you I don't have a family

[PepperedAngus]

I apologize for all the crocodile sex my decisions have led to.

[Muzzlrpress]

Are the kids molested before or after they're killed?

[nrowles]

Must be my browser, pics not showing up

[jstn0127]

Of all the females you coulda picked

[Supaduck0]

Are the kids molested before or after they're killed?

The kids are molested before they're killed, but the videos they try to send your folks on ******** are of them violating the bodies after they're already dead.

[Muzzlrpress]

The kids are molested before they're killed, but the videos they try to send your folks on ******** are of them violating the bodies after they're already dead.

Fuk

In that case I have to pass.

[Soonerjohn]

What a weird question though.

[Supaduck0]

fuk

in that case i have to pass.

Youuu...

Shall not

...Pass!!!

[Kev1972]

I hope you're on some type of watch list.

[Supaduck0]

I hope you're on some type of watch list.

I don't even wear watches so that would be pointless

[seanb1979]

Does she do anal?

Does she have a choice? lol (in minecraft obviously)

[Vhagar]

I’d accept the offer if it was 500 million children of any nationality

[Cleveland33]

I’d accept the offer if it was 500 million children of any nationality

what if we could trade the 500M children for 1B adults?

[Vhagar]

what if we could trade the 500M children for 1B adults?

Why not both

[Cleveland33]

Why not both

Sold!


well...we can off the adults. I need to know if she is good in bed before killing the kids

[shmobin]

Yes. I don't give a fook about some random ass kids.

[Supaduck0]

Yes. I don't give a fook about some random ass kids.

What if one of the kids is documented as once helping an old lady cross the street?