There’s this really pretty black girl that works at a bar I go to. She’s 23 and has a few tattoos. One of them is a wolf on her leg.
This is an exert from our conversation
Me: Your tattoo is a wolf I’ve never noticed that before
Her: Yes you have
Me: I don’t remember that are you sure?
Her: Yes
Me: Sorry I’ve smoked a lot of weed in my day.. if I had to put it into pounds it’d probably be about 10 times what you weigh.
Her: Giggles
Me: is it a Native American thing? Are you into there culture?
Her: Yes, I’m Native American. I’m 3 parts Native American
Me: that sounds like a recipe
Her: I am a recipe, a good one.
Me: I wouldn’t know I’ve never tasted you.
Her… speechless… blushing.. giggles.. followed by “Jesus Christ Rob wtf is wrong with you?”
My work here is done
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Thread: I left this girl speechless
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08-20-2022, 04:24 AM #1
I left this girl speechless
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through the years i learned to not hint about sex at all when speaking to chicks
you can be physical, eye contact, etc. and make a move at some point, but never talk about sex
works well for me at least
the same goes with texting about sex prior to ever sleeping with the chick
some guys however just want to be clever - if you did not sleep with her though, or brought on a date, it is not much of an accomplishment
no one talks about tom brady's perfect pass that was incomplete
you know what I am saying?On my way to 240.
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