50 Year Old off Tinder wants to meet me.

[icewill36]

That feel when you can cream pie with no consequences




Best ever

[ChewYourFood]

F5




f5




f5

[SomaliGirl]

Alright boyos, slick, showered, and condoms in hand I’m off. Wish me luck lol

[Cass40]

Wow did he really go? I can't believe it..

[dfprodz]

My bet is that OP is likely doing well

Cause if it was a disaster, he would’ve already been back here

Proud of my boi

[IronILLinois]

i love this guy in New Girl. best character besides Jess

[GlassMoon]

op probably just deposited his third load into this milfs sugar walls. probably has a stress fracture in her hip srs

[Mountaineer92]

alright its been 3 hrs hes taking her to pound town

[SomaliGirl]

i love this guy in New Girl. best character besides Jess

yes i love schmidt

op probably just deposited his third load into this milfs sugar walls. probably has a stress fracture in her hip srs

inb4 they cuddled

[CherryPopinski]

Wow did he really go? I can't believe it..

Update, as a first date it went really well. Didn’t make any moves but she wasn’t shy about physical contact kept nudging me and stuff. Very nice woman, we had legitimately good conversation about life and stuff, and she said she enjoys talking with me.

I gave her a compliment that she looked very beautiful and she also said she considered me attractive. She did say at this current stage we’re friends but that doesn’t necessarily mean I can’t escalate next time I see her. Unfortunately she won’t be in Vegas long. She intends to move to Texas before the start of Summer.

But we’re still gonna go to the gym tomorrow. She took a Lyft to meet up and home as well. I offered a ride but she felt more comfortable taking a Lyft herself. Which I understand cause it’s the first time you’ve met someone. I like her and I hope things progress as we spend more time together

[Mountaineer92]

Update, as a first date it went really well. Didn’t make any moves but she wasn’t shy about physical contact kept nudging me and stuff. Very nice woman, we had legitimately good conversation about life and stuff, and she said she enjoys talking with me.

I gave her a compliment that she looked very beautiful and she also said she considered me attractive. She did say at this current stage we’re friends but that doesn’t necessarily mean I can’t escalate next time I see her. Unfortunately she won’t be in Vegas long. She intends to move to Texas before the start of Summer.

But we’re still gonna go the gym tomorrow. She took a lift to meet up and home as well. I offered a ride but she felt more comfortable taking a Lyft herself. Which I understand cause it’s the first time you’ve met someone. I like her and I hope things progress as we spend more time together

lmfao friend zoned when she was done to bang.


good job. mods close this thread this chit was a disappointment.

[IronILLinois]

mods close this now

[pumpk1ng]

I offered a ride but she felt more comfortable taking a Lyft herself.

it's over brah

[TDR24]

Oof...

I don't think this is gunna end well OP.

[CherryPopinski]

lmfao friend zoned when she was done to bang.


good job. mods close this thread this chit was a disappointment.

Slow and steady wins the race

[CherryPopinski]

Oof...

I don't think this is gunna end well OP.

I think it went very well actually, we both a had a great time srs

[GlassMoon]

Update, as a first date it went really well. Didn’t make any moves but she wasn’t shy about physical contact kept nudging me and stuff. Very nice woman, we had legitimately good conversation about life and stuff, and she said she enjoys talking with me.

I gave her a compliment that she looked very beautiful and she also said she considered me attractive. She did say at this current stage we’re friends but that doesn’t necessarily mean I can’t escalate next time I see her. Unfortunately she won’t be in Vegas long. She intends to move to Texas before the start of Summer.

But we’re still gonna go to the gym tomorrow. She took a Lyft to meet up and home as well. I offered a ride but she felt more comfortable taking a Lyft herself. Which I understand cause it’s the first time you’ve met someone. I like her and I hope things progress as we spend more time together

[CherryPopinski]

Nah you guys are tripping we really did have a good time together

[Mountaineer92]

Slow and steady wins the race

no wonder your text game got ripped to shreds last time.


she completely chit tested you calling you a friend and you just took it all over your face. good job.

[CherryPopinski]

no wonder your text game got ripped to shreds last time.


she completely chit tested you calling you a friend and you just took it all over your face. good job.

Nah I’ll give it more time, she was very upfront with me about what she was looking for. I asked her very explicitly and she said just open to meeting new people doesn’t have any expectations about anything if it progresses to something more then cool.

[tinysprinkle]

Nah I’ll give it more time, she was very upfront with me about what she was looking for. I asked her very explicitly and she said just open to meeting new people doesn’t have any expectations about anything if it progresses to something more then cool.

Atleast she's not trashy having sexual contact the first time you meet lol

[Hector002]

Update, as a first date it went really well. Didn’t make any moves but she wasn’t shy about physical contact kept nudging me and stuff. Very nice woman, we had legitimately good conversation about life and stuff, and she said she enjoys talking with me.

I gave her a compliment that she looked very beautiful and she also said she considered me attractive. She did say at this current stage we’re friends but that doesn’t necessarily mean I can’t escalate next time I see her. Unfortunately she won’t be in Vegas long. She intends to move to Texas before the start of Summer.

But we’re still gonna go to the gym tomorrow. She took a Lyft to meet up and home as well. I offered a ride but she felt more comfortable taking a Lyft herself. Which I understand cause it’s the first time you’ve met someone. I like her and I hope things progress as we spend more time together

Why did you friend zone yourself? She clearly wanted to get dicked down tonight yet you decided to NOT make any moves?! WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU. QUIT TRYING TO BE THIS "NICE GUY" AND BE A DAMN PREDATOR. GO OUT THERE AND GO FOR THE KILL WOMEN ARE SUBMISSIVE AND WANT THAT TO HAPPEN.

[CherryPopinski]

My bet is that OP is likely doing well

Cause if it was a disaster, he would’ve already been back here

Proud of my boi

^^^ This. Not sure how easy you people are sleeping around on the first date. If she wasn’t feeling it she would’ve wanted to leave but she told me that she likes me very much

[TDR24]

I think it went very well actually, we both a had a great time srs

I meant here bro... on Le Misc.

[CherryPopinski]

Atleast she's not trashy having sexual contact the first time you meet lol

She’s actually quite religious. I definitely respect her for that. I would’ve been offput to be honest she’s very classy

[dj006xx]

Update, as a first date it went really well. Didn’t make any moves but she wasn’t shy about physical contact kept nudging me and stuff. Very nice woman, we had legitimately good conversation about life and stuff, and she said she enjoys talking with me.

I gave her a compliment that she looked very beautiful and she also said she considered me attractive. She did say at this current stage we’re friends but that doesn’t necessarily mean I can’t escalate next time I see her. Unfortunately she won’t be in Vegas long. She intends to move to Texas before the start of Summer.

But we’re still gonna go to the gym tomorrow. She took a Lyft to meet up and home as well. I offered a ride but she felt more comfortable taking a Lyft herself. Which I understand cause it’s the first time you’ve met someone. I like her and I hope things progress as we spend more time together

mods close this

[Mountaineer92]

not even a k-close....


this is why we are saying mods close this thread. guy didnt even get a kiss. he got a new friend and a nudge tho!

[mr.left hook]

did OP eat that Pussy ?

[CherryPopinski]

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Why did you friend zone yourself? She clearly wanted to get dicked down tonight yet you decided to NOT make any moves?! WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU. QUIT TRYING TO BE THIS "NICE GUY" AND BE A DAMN PREDATOR. GO OUT THERE AND GO FOR THE KILL BELIEVE IT OR NOT WOMEN ACTUALLY LIKE THAT.

Honestly bro I’m just genuinely being myself and if a woman likes that then cool I don’t care that I haven’t had sex in 3 years. I thought the companionship and genuine conversation was very refreshing so a big fukk you for talking down to me after I make the effort to go out for once and meet someone after all this time

I’m not some sleeze ball who’s gonna be awkward grabbing on a woman I don’t have the natural charisma and charm to seduce a woman on the first date and that’s ok

I’m being me and at the end of the day that’s that

And by bro I mean never my bro *******

There’s more to life than sex

[mr.left hook]

She’s actually quite religious. I definitely respect her for that. I would’ve been offput to be honest she’s very classy

STFU- she want 2 rape u -show power and flip it barny