Trump's only chance of avoiding prison is to flee to another country and plead for asylum.His choices are...
1)Russia
Pros:Longtime friend,and the man who helped him get elected, Vlad Putin has plenty of space in his Mansion for the former Urinator-In-Chief.Plus Trump is already familar with the local hookers.
Cons:Trump doesn't drink vodka and social media like Twitter is censored by the government.
2)China
Pros:Trump has praised President Xi for consolidating his power and making himself President-for-life like Trump wished he could.
Cons:There's no Chinese food in China.Over there they just call it food.
3)North Korea
Pros:Trump already has a bromance with Kim Jong-un.
Cons: Donald John Trump translated into Korean is Small Dong Duck.
If there's another choice please feel free to post it here and I'll add it to the poll.
I will bump this thread when Trump jumps bail.
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View Poll Results: Which Country Should Trump Seek Asylum In???
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North Korea
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06-29-2019, 09:10 PM #1
Which Country Should Trump Seek Asylum In???
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06-30-2019, 12:36 AM #7
This is stupid. Freaking libs and their fantasies..
"It's as satisfying to me as, uh, cumming is, you know? As, ah, having sex with a woman and cumming. And so can you believe how much I am in heaven? I am like, uh, getting the feeling of cumming in a gym, I'm getting the feeling of cumming at home, I'm getting the feeling of cumming backstage when I pump up, when I pose in front of 5,000 people, I get the same feeling, so I am cumming day and night. I mean, it's terrific. Right? So you know, I am in heaven." Arnold
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06-30-2019, 12:39 AM #9
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I hope he cuts his hair, starts wearing a beaver hat, and hides out Walter White style in the adopted homeland of his whoremonger grandfather - Canada.
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06-30-2019, 12:40 AM #10
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06-30-2019, 12:49 AM #11
That's not how it works.
Clinton and Obama both broke US and international law dozens of times. Presidents don't get prosecuted. Nice fantasy though.480s / 370b / 495d / 235 x 2 SOHP
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Definitely not a fed crew
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08-16-2019, 12:54 PM #27
Trump inquires about US buying Greenland
Washington (CNN)President Donald Trump has on multiple occasions brought up buying Greenland from the Danish government and the White House counsel's office has looked into the possibility, two sources told CNN on Thursday.
You people thought I was joking about Trump seeking asylum in a foreign country to avoid spending the rest of his life prison.Now he want's to buy his own country so he can't be extradicted back to the States to face justice.
It won't work!
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08-16-2019, 01:02 PM #28
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08-16-2019, 01:02 PM #29
That was also my sentiment and most pro-2A people's sentiments back then.
My how things have changed so quickly ....
Most strong and active 2A supporters are now realizing that not only is Trump someone who doesn't deserve defending, but rather it's time to replace him in a 2020 Republican primary for claiming he would defend 2A rights but now instead is the most imminent threat to 2A rights of any American.
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08-16-2019, 01:05 PM #30
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