This report with Stormy Daniels cannot be real life

[MrQuint]

and then Trump continued on, saying to Ms. Daniels..

“Japanese submarine slammed two tor****es into her side, Stormy. We was comin’ back from the island of Tinian to Leyte. We’d just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes.

Didn’t see the first shark for about a half-hour. Tiger. 13-footer. You know how you know that in the water, Stormy? You can tell by lookin’ from the dorsal to the tail. What we didn’t know, was that our bomb mission was so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn’t even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Stormy, sharks come cruisin’ by, so we formed ourselves into tight groups. It was sorta like you see in the calendars, you know the infantry squares in the old calendars like the Battle of Waterloo and the idea was the shark come to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin’ and hollerin’ and sometimes that shark he go away… but sometimes he wouldn’t go away.

Sometimes that shark looks right at ya. Right into your eyes. And the thing about a shark is he’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes. When he comes at ya, he doesn’t even seem to be livin’… ’til he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then… ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin’. The ocean turns red, and despite all your poundin’ and your hollerin’ those sharks come in and… they rip you to pieces."

Hey that's my line

[Nicklol]

I don't care how many times you've kinkily choked a girl, you've never held dominance until you've forced them to sit through a shark documentary with you. God bless our alpha president.

ahahah

[WafflesBrah]

Well Trump is treating the whole nation like whores considering he watches more TV than he does doing his job.

He'd rather lie in bed watching Faux news with a diet coke and cheese burger, but not read any of the spending bill.

Cucked/10

Triggered sjw brainwashed liberal spotted. SAD!

[menseks]

these women were paid off and told to keep their mouths shut. they took the money and agreed or else pay a huge financial penalty.

now that the media is in a frenzy, they feel like they can get a bigger payday by selling their story and still come up on top after paying the NDA penalty...and still get to keep their hush money?

is that about right? i can't blame them for being opportunistic, but man, you gotta be to lowest of low to own that chit on international TV. how thick is their skin? jeez

[MajesticLion]

lmao. he mad too.

lol wut

[SirFapsAIot]

strong username to post request

there are reps in it for you, pal...make it happen and you're 30k+ richer...

[CoolKnees]

is that about right? i can't blame them for being opportunistic, but man, you gotta be to lowest of low to own that chit on international TV. how thick is their skin? jeez

What do you expect from a... pornstar?

[CanuckGame]

Justin Trudeau would have put shark week on pause and phucked that bish like the little beta ******* that he is.

[kcadrenalin]

I see the start of a new sexual fad. Fukin to Shark Week.

Shark Week and Chill

[yabbayabba]

Liberals can still never explain why this actually matters. It was years ago and well before he even hinted at getting into politics. Cheating on your wife makes you a scummy person. But if we got rid of all the scummy politicians there wouldn't be anybody left.

[Jacobcapra]

there are reps in it for you, pal...make it happen and you're 30k+ richer...

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These are the best ones I could find of her, srs

[Twerk4it]

Lmao @ fake Christian conservatives making excuses for him

[MrDeafMuscle]

MJ actually had to read the cue card to say that?

[Uhyeahokay]

unaware of stormy daniels, post pics...lots of them, thanks in advance

[SirFapsAIot]

These are the best ones I could find of her, srs

fukking. repped.

[Titansfan08]

God damn that man is a legend. That sloot was his bitch

[JaxBrah]

Trump is Alpha AF and the Libs hate it more than anything LMFAO

this. they are literal cucks and hate the site of an Alpah

[DeshaunWatson]

Donald the hero we need but don’t deserve



An alpha male who we all strive to become

[deadhead6391]

Alpha as fukk cuz.

Lmao @ fake Christian conservatives making excuses for him

Lmao at implying only christians voted for him and only christians are conservatives.

[|ceman]

Did this happen while Trump was in office? Sorry I don't understand why this is a big deal.

blackmailed politician paid hush money multiple times.

gee, wonder if he was blackmailed by other parties?

[tank2003]

Lmao @ fake Christian conservatives making excuses for him

he wasnt elected to be a preacher. Besides, obama invaded Libya (which the 7 year anniversary was 6 days ago) under "humanitarian" pretenses (when they really just dumped the US Dollar) then after he campaigned on "No more iraq's" he did EXACTLY what he blasted Bush for and left Libya under the tribalist control of their own people rather than stay and guide them turning the country in africa with the highest human growth and living index to now be ruled by African slave-selling jihadist. There was also Click Willy clinton who ended up killing 82 men women and children in Waco tx, sent in an ATF SWAY team to deport Elian Gonzalez and not to mention raping Juanita Brodderick and lying multiple times under oath and all he got was fined and disbarred over it. But hey, he got a standing ovation fromt he ENTIRE left despite it. And they both claimed to be chrsitians. Now please, tell me more about how conservatives are the fake ones, how all should be stereotyped and as liberals ACTUALLY care about being consistent in their views and justice

[OPGenesis]

I'm scared of sharks too.

[scooterbrah]

“I remember arriving, and he was watching ‘Shark Week,’” Daniels told Anderson Cooper in an interview with “60 Minutes” on Sunday. “He made me sit and watch an entire documentary about shark attacks.”

dead

and all i can think about now is




MAGA

[MajesticLion]

Did this happen while Trump was in office? Sorry I don't understand why this is a big deal.

In and of itself it shouldn't.

Focusing on his patterns of behaviour and his supporters' ongoing hypocrisy, that's another story entirely. Yet another item in the file.

[twovalvekid]

I see the start of a new sexual fad. Fukin to Shark Week.

Shark Week and Chill

Go urban dictionary "shark week."

[Twerk4it]

he wasnt elected to be a preacher. Besides, obama invaded Libya (which the 7 year anniversary was 6 days ago) under "humanitarian" pretenses (when they really just dumped the US Dollar) then after he campaigned on "No more iraq's" he did EXACTLY what he blasted Bush for and left Libya under the tribalist control of their own people rather than stay and guide them turning the country in africa with the highest human growth and living index to now be ruled by African slave-selling jihadist. There was also Click Willy clinton who ended up killing 82 men women and children in Waco tx, sent in an ATF SWAY team to deport Elian Gonzalez and not to mention raping Juanita Brodderick and lying multiple times under oath and all he got was fined and disbarred over it. But hey, he got a standing ovation fromt he ENTIRE left despite it. And they both claimed to be chrsitians. Now please, tell me more about how conservatives are the fake ones, how all should be stereotyped and as liberals ACTUALLY care about being consistent in their views and justice

Stopped reading at "bu but but Obama"

Idc what you came up with to cope over this, evangelicals can't stand behind Trump and cry about morality in the US anymore.

[BrosefMengele]

Look at his hat ^___ ^

Edit: oh its shopped hahaha

[DuracellBunny]

Are we sure that it was shark week, and not the gorilla channel?

[TaeBoNinja]

Shark Week and Chill

alpha/10

[|ceman]

Shark Week and Chill

alpha/10

except the only action trump got that night was from Rosey Palms.