Ask me anything about being a fighter pilot

[harmsxwhey]

Mine smell of perfume anyway

You may not be a fighter pilot, but you definitely have the mentality, so that's a start.

[samsbolton]

Hey op, you fly as Franklin, Trevor or Michael?

Not flying yet but misc can come up with a cool call sign make sure I fit in

[CremePie18]

Sam - Oscar mike this is baldfággot over
Made up voice in his head - Copy baldfággot what can we do for you over
Sam - Oscar mike I'm ready to land o.....


Sams step dad - GOD DAMNIT SAM GET OUT OF THE BASEMENT AND TAKE THE BINS OUT THEN GET ME 20 LUCKY 7s AND A DAILY MAIL FROM LONDIS.




Such is life for Sammy B

[Redfish225]

Sam - Oscar mike this is baldfággot over
Made up voice in his head - Copy baldfággot what can we do for you over
Sam - Oscar mike I'm ready to land o.....


Sams step dad - GOD DAMNIT SAM GET OUT OF THE BASEMENT AND TAKE THE BINS OUT THEN GET ME 20 LUCKY 7s AND A DAILY MAIL FROM LONDIS.




Such is life for Sammy B

My sides just passed Jupiter

[samsbolton]

My sides just passed Jupiter

Can't say mine did

Cremepie is a sad and angry man I'm afraid

[AltarOfPlagues]

You couldn't fight yourself out of a wet paper bag you slack jawed, low tax band, balding ***got.

I just come into the samsbolton threads for the cremepie comments.

[zknarc]

-Mentally ill
-Lives in a shoebox
-Old and Bald
-Picked to live near a college to creep on girls half his age
-Frauding as military pilot

Everytime I think you've maxed out the pathetic meter you continue to find a way to be worse.

At least he's red now

[PeaceWithin]

No I've applied, not an actual combat pilot yet.

Thing is my brother has a glider pilots license from 25 years ago, so im going to use that to get in, give me a head start. I applied a few months ago, but not yet heard where they are going to post me or what I'll be flying. TBH I just want to fly that typhoon as soon as possible

So... you make a thread where we can ask you anything about being a fighter pilot...

And you aren't a fighter pilot?

You haven't heard where they are going to post you... have you even heard if you got in?

[RiceBrah93]

My plane will likely be the typhoon, around 12k hp, max el >45,000, I'm sure I can go to 5-6g no issue there is special training and techniques to cope

lmao sounds believable

[Fuqdatass]

If you're good enough you're young enough

You're literally 15 years past the maximum age limit you fat balding *******

[whtcoupe]

I didn't know Slazenger made jets too. Mind blown

[Kiop]

if you saw busta while in air, wat will u do?

[velvetmudhole]

You ever been in a cockpit before?

You ever seen a grown man naked?

do you like movies about gladiators?

Op, have you ever been in a... in a Turkish prison?

[samsbolton]

So... you make a thread where we can ask you anything about being a fighter pilot...

And you aren't a fighter pilot?

You haven't heard where they are going to post you... have you even heard if you got in?

No it's been a few months I'm wondering if they have possibly lost my application.. told them about the glider thing and I used to have a proper flight yoke attached to my dreamcast

[samsbolton]

if you saw busta while in air, wat will u do?

Chase him up the road with some flack make sure he stops loafing on his route

[samsbolton]

You ever been in a cockpit before?

You ever seen a grown man naked?

do you like movies about gladiators?

Op, have you ever been in a... in a Turkish prison?

Not really

Many times

Yes

No

[PeaceWithin]

No I've applied, not an actual combat pilot yet.

Thing is my brother has a glider pilots license from 25 years ago, so im going to use that to get in, give me a head start. I applied a few months ago, but not yet heard where they are going to post me or what I'll be flying. TBH I just want to fly that typhoon as soon as possible

No it's been a few months I'm wondering if they have possibly lost my application.. told them about the glider thing and I used to have a proper flight yoke attached to my dreamcast

Lol. I'm sure it just ended up in their special filing cabinet

[cosm0]

Fun fridays on the misc with samsbolton

[BustaCapp]

OP, do you need a picture call?

No he needs an intervention.

[jonmcd46]

So let me get this straight, you think a 43 year old can be a fight pilot with no prior experience? You have no concept about how the application and selection process goes either? So sound dedicated old man, unless your countries standard's are vastly different than mine, there is literally a 0% chance you get in, most people get weeded out from flying by your age, and these are people who have dedicated their lives to aviation from there early 20's. You're a fraud, you know nothing about being a fighter pilot.

[Ironmanlet]

>applied for a position
>claims completion and establishment in said position



I know you are red and a troll, but I hope for your personal sake, that is the individual typing your posts, you really don't have this mindset. I really hope you are just trolling and not being sincere.


feel free to message me at any time. We have a lot to talk about. But to be clear, the most important talking point right now I have for you is simply to shut the **** up.

[keels141]

>applied for a position
>claims completion and establishment in said position



I know you are red and a troll, but I hope for your personal sake, that is the individual typing your posts, you really don't have this mindset. I really hope you are just trolling and not being sincere.


feel free to message me at any time. We have a lot to talk about. But to be clear, the most important talking point right now I have for you is simply to shut the **** up.

I have a feeling this thread was created for the sole purpose of rustling your jimmies Ironmanlet

[dubbwebb]

You ever been in a cockpit before?

You ever seen a grown man naked?

do you like movies about gladiators?

Op, have you ever been in a... in a Turkish prison?

Not really

Many times

Yes

No

[samsbolton]

So let me get this straight, you think a 43 year old can be a fight pilot with no prior experience? You have no concept about how the application and selection process goes either? So sound dedicated old man, unless your countries standard's are vastly different than mine, there is literally a 0% chance you get in, most people get weeded out from flying by your age, and these are people who have dedicated their lives to aviation from there early 20's. You're a fraud, you know nothing about being a fighter pilot.

I know the misc is a negative place but jeez that takes the cake

[maybepermabulkd]

how big is your caulk and can you be massive and fly a jet? can phil heath phly a jet?

[samsbolton]

how big is your caulk and can you be massive and fly a jet? can phil heath phly a jet?

Don't know about Heath. And it's quiros you need, not cawk. Extra big quiros

[Ayz33]

So let me get this straight, you think a 43 year old can be a fight pilot with no prior experience? You have no concept about how the application and selection process goes either? So sound dedicated old man, unless your countries standard's are vastly different than mine, there is literally a 0% chance you get in, most people get weeded out from flying by your age, and these are people who have dedicated their lives to aviation from there early 20's. You're a fraud, you know nothing about being a fighter pilot.

this

[bongowongo]

Legit dying in this thread.


Wood rep fuqdatass ITT but on spread, fukkin lol at the roasts.

[samsbolton]

>applied for a position
>claims completion and establishment in said position



I know you are red and a troll, but I hope for your personal sake, that is the individual typing your posts, you really don't have this mindset. I really hope you are just trolling and not being sincere.


feel free to message me at any time. We have a lot to talk about. But to be clear, the most important talking point right now I have for you is simply to shut the **** up.

At no point did I actually say I was a fighter pilot though, did I? Attention to detail at all times, that's the key to selection

[nightmare69]

At no point did I actually say I was a fighter pilot though, did I? Attention to detail at all times, that's the key to selection

Thread: Ask me anything about being a fighter pilot

When you say, "Ask me about BEING a fighter pilot" one assumes OP IS a fighter pilot.