I Blew It Again (Pt 2) (Pics)

[BradyBConner]

first thread: https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showt...hp?t=173935511

then a few hours ago



1/2

>show up to her dorm
>she plays music on chitty laptop speakers
>we smoke and talk about things I neither care about nor remember
>learn how much of a slut she is through conversation, disgust rises
>30 mins later start to make out
>cant stop thinking about how I could do better than this sloot
>literally tens of thousands of reps wasted to bag some barely average tinder whore
>lots of foreplay
>eventually both fully naked
>almost go down on her but remember how much misc roasted me the first time I went down on a tinder slut so decided not to
>hop off her to apply a condom, she gets up too and rubs coconut oil all over her body and says "don't tell anyone thats what this is for"

EDIT:

2/2

>the fuk?
>realize the 30oz coconut oil jar was more than 3/4 empty
>absolutleydisguting.jpg
>start ****ing
>try to think about raw denim the whole time but i'm practically a virign so I nut in a minute anyways
>cant will my dick back despite limp pumping for 5 minutes so give up
>she thinks I can't maintain an erection/doesn't know I finished
>"im so sorry" "this is my fault" "its probably the weed" "is it me?" etc etc
>hide the condomn in her trash (in hindsight this was a terrible idea)
>force conversation untill my bus comes, leave in utter shame
>while boarding the bus back I make eye contact with a genuinley attractive girl
>sat behind her at an angle and she turns nearly 180 degrees 5 different times during the ride to make eye contact
>we get off at the same stop, she turns back twice while we're >50 feet apart
>realize that hooking up with a chick like that would be infinitley more rewarding than this tinder hag
>at home now, feel really bad
>binged half a tub of peanut butter
>lost all kinds of cutting & self respect gains

not even once boyos


sloot

[LatinoSlayer91]

Wtf did I just read

Coconut oil? Da faq

[BradyBConner]

2/2

>the fuk?
>realize the 30oz coconut oil jar was more than 3/4 empty
>absolutleydisguting.jpg
>start ****ing
>try to think about raw denim the whole time but i'm practically a virign so I nut in a minute anyways
>cant will my dick back despite limp pumping for 5 minutes so give up
>she thinks I can't maintain an erection/doesn't know I finished
>"im so sorry" "this is my fault" "its probably the weed" "is it me?" etc etc
>hide the condomn in her trash (in hindsight this was a terrible idea)
>force conversation untill my bus comes, leave in utter shame
>while boarding the bus back I make eye contact with a genuinley attractive girl
>sat behind her at an angle and she turns nearly 180 degrees 5 different times during the ride to make eye contact
>we get off at the same stop, she turns back twice while we're >50 feet apart
>realize that hooking up with a chick like that would be infinitley more rewarding than this tinder hag
>at home now, feel really bad
>binged half a tub of peanut butter
>lost all kinds of cutting & self respect gains

not even once boyos


sloot

[RJBRAH]

So you got laid and now you're upset, why?

[AlwaysFocus]

lol @ taking a bus

[AGstrong]

lol god damnit op..

[zabardast]

binged half a tub of peanut butter

Das it mane, did you "tell them what that was for?"

[MantissToboggan]

first thread: https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showt...hp?t=173935511

>cant stop thinking about how I could do better than this sloot

> goes home, tugs one out, and then posts on the misc

[wincel]

jesus christ OP...that was depressing...but thats what you get for chasing tinder trash...should have asked the other girl out you *******

[ridezilightning]

She looked cute from what we can see and she phucked you. I don't see the problem besides you being a total *******

[FOMD]

"don't tell anyone thats what this is for"



Lmfao

[optimus1]

She looks decently cute and the coconut oil thing weirldy turns me on for some reason. IDK dude, if she's in the NY/NJ area give me her # I'll fuk the **** outta her and report back.

[CurltonBench]

>mfw op is genuinly a ******* today

[Nicklol]

She looked cute from what we can see and she phucked you. I don't see the problem besides you being a total *******

this.. I only match with fat asians/indians

[FourZeroZed]

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[cphunter70]

she looked cute but was cray

[RoyalRyy]

The *******ry is strong in dis thread lol.

[IvanNorge]

Lol in on part 2

[Khaloyan]

OP, next time bring yo speakers and play some Motörhead and you'll be fine.

[A0wner21]

She looks cute more pics *******

[BradyBConner]

forgot to mention that there was blood all over my dick when I pulled out

[brontrepreneur]

forgot to mention that there was blood all over my dick when I pulled out

what the phuck? u wot m8? She was on her period? Ho lee phuck. I am disgust

[Kylevolution]

Wow

[MMAMatty]

this.. I only match with fat asians/indians

And you should go for them. I just got back from Oakville. There is some fine-ass Punjabi Poon up there.

[SmAshmoto]

Always take condom off site crew checking in.

Can't trust dem hoes

[ItzcoolBrah]

what the phuck? u wot m8? She was on her period? Ho lee phuck. I am disgust

some chicks get ten times hornier when theyre on the period

op the girl actually looks cute, youre on ****in tinder what were u expecting to find? a wife? gtfo u won

[Nicklol]

And you should go for them. I just got back from Oakville. There is some fine-ass Punjabi Poon up there.

I know.. im just saying.. I specifically match with fat ones.

[Ryan711]

I don't want to panic you boyo, but oil based lubricants, such as coconut oil, dissolve condoms. Make sure it wasn't broken when you pulled out?

[y0jimbo]

Shes swallowing the contents of the condom to get pregnant as we speak, rookie error

[hoganrulz]

sounds like a good night opie wtf? girl looks pretty cute aswell dafuq