I lost my V card today. (Storyline) (pics) srs

[twopiece]

lol repped OP

But yeah, go get tested. She sounds like a whore

[ButcherSir]

lolllllllllllllllllll best thread of 2017 so far.
dont worry op, everyone first time suck

[UWofPeace]

I'll just start from the beginning:


OP matches with girl (pic below on right) on Tinder. Both come to the consensus that we're both on Tinder "Just to have a good time"





pretty cute girl, impressed myself more or less (inb4 she looks like she's 14)


We start discussing how this is going to go down and come to the conclusion that smashing in the car is the best we can do for now




**Keep in mind that while this conversation is going on, it is about 12:00 am and I'm lying in my bed just about to call it a night. **



we're talking about when this can happen...I suggest sometime tomorrow as I'm ready to hit the sack. She immediately says she's busy tomorrow, and suggests tonight. She already has a plan to go to this secluded area where these closed 'factories' are located where we eventually ****ed.




I grew some balls and said **** it. I'm doing this. This is happening. I was somewhat afraid, because this girl lives on the rougher side of the city, and I contemplated the idea of being ****ing held at gunpoint by Tyrone and Co. (I even joked about this in the chat)



I get out of bed. Get this girls address and start driving. Its about a 20 min drive. Surprisingly I'm not really nervous here.


I get to her place, parked in the middle of the street, all of a sudden blondi shows up in a denim jean jacket and gets in my car like its nobodys business. As least awkward of an exchange it could possibly have been, say hello. She directs me to a good place to park the car.

We hop in the back seat. I'm absolutely ****ing oblivious at this point. She tells me to sit in the middle seat...hops on top of me and starts riding me with my pants on and we're making out. (note: I cleared the pipes literally 10 minutes before I left because I was afraid I'd cum way too fast)

then she asks me what I want. Says she can either give me a blow job or get right into it. This is the worst part of the entire thing. She is sucking my dick and I swear to god, I came in less than 20 seconds. Thought she was going to throatpunch me at this point. I told her I was going to bust but she was like "oh, okay, I didn't understand that..."

I told her I was good and could go again...but in real tea, I can barely get a half chub. I legit have like 40% of a boner and by god's grace I was hard enough to get inside her and she starts riding me.


All in all, we probably ****ed for like 10 minutes before she asked if I wanted to stop. She told me she's had worse....I appologized to her because I was awful and she was trying to make me not feel so bad.




cliffs:

-met dtf girl on tinder
-I drive to her place
-we smash in the car
-OP cums from BJ in honestly less than 30 seconds
-girl ****s up with his half ass boner
-OP can't feel ****
-Girl probably didnt feel **** either
-I take her home, she says to feel free to text her sometimes? ****. Notsureif I will try to smash her again.

brah, you lost your virginity in a god damn car? You couldn't afford a decent hotel room for the occasion? I mean gz on getting it in m8 but your gonna remember this moment for the rest of your life and as you get older its gonna feel cheap and stupid.

[SirFapsAIot]

I don't know what's better, OP's story or this GIF, this thread is fukkin amazing srs.

[HYMENATOR]

brah, you lost your virginity in a god damn car? You couldn't afford a decent hotel room for the occasion? I mean gz on getting it in m8 but your gonna remember this moment for the rest of your life and as you get older its gonna feel cheap and stupid.

Don't be a ****wit m8. The chick was calling the shots, she was up for rendezvous, didn't want a hotel room and probably looks better than whatever horrible slag you dragged back to a crap hotel room in your day.

[UWofPeace]

Don't be a ****wit m8. The chick was calling the shots, she was up for rendezvous, didn't want a hotel room and probably looks better than whatever horrible slag you dragged back to a crap hotel room in your day.

grandpa plz

[_chef_]

Am i getting too old for this shiet or wtf is going on? Is no one else outraged about the level of whorebaggery going on???

Imagine the amount of strange tindercock she's taken the LAST week on the "factory parking lot". This is fuking systematic from her side and she can get it at the snap of her fingers.

This shiet is unsanitary as fuk

[Sarevoke75]

Gjdm OP. reeped

I lol'd at "I've had worse"

[Sinix]

Am i getting too old for this shiet or wtf is going on? Is no one else outraged about the level of whorebaggery going on???

Imagine the amount of strange tindercock she's taken the LAST week on the "factory parking lot". This is fuking systematic from her side and she can get it at the snap of her fingers.

This shiet is unsanitary as fuk

She helped a miscbrah lose his virginity when she could of been messing around with chads. Give this girl the credit she deserves. I love her.

[HC138]

Am i getting too old for this shiet or wtf is going on? Is no one else outraged about the level of whorebaggery going on???

Imagine the amount of strange tindercock she's taken the LAST week on the "factory parking lot". This is fuking systematic from her side and she can get it at the snap of her fingers.

This shiet is unsanitary as fuk

Guess so, from that perspective.

In the moment you're not thinking about that. I speak for myself, never had anything near of a serious gf, only sloots. And most of them approached/ initiated convo, so they're not exactly angels. I also rawdog 100% of the times, and most of them are not against it.

[Awarebrahhh]

20 secs with blowjob? son...

Anyway hit her up for a rematch.

[HYMENATOR]

grandpa plz

So your advice is what, remain a virgin until he manages to lure a similar kind of tinder slut into a 'decent hotel'? As if the hotel is what matters, the chick looks pretty good considering. He be as old as a grandpa following your chit advice.

[UWofPeace]

So your advice is what, remain a virgin until he manages to lure a similar kind of tinder slut into a 'decent hotel'? As if the hotel is what matters, the chick looks pretty good considering. He be as old as a grandpa following your chit advice.

Grandpa plz

[JUGGERNAUT1333]

Pretty typical for a first time experience brah...... pressure is off now since the V card is gone.

[Nicklol]

when will it be mine turn

[lolXlol]

op aren't you 5'5 and ethnic or something? it's bs when manlets get to sex up hot white babes while solid 6fts such as myself don't get nothing

[Gle7]

cliffs:

-met dtf girl on tinder
-I drive to her place
-we smash in the car
-OP cums from BJ in honestly less than 30 seconds
-girl ****s up with his half ass boner
-OP can't feel ****
-Girl probably didnt feel **** either

GJDB, and fuk those miscers saying go get tested, if you wrapped your meat its almost impossible to get infected from blowjob.

Oh and repped for cumming in hers throat LMAO





Oh yeah one more thing, you lost your V card, nex time is gonna bee 20 times better without the stress and anxiety, hit her up again this time destroy her (rubber is a must)

[badreligion]

Still waiting to lose mine ....

[GarthVader]

Is that a German girl because she looks like one of them there German girls.

[RealAesthetic]

ten.. out of fukkin ten thread...
i can't even.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to MacNZ again.

SOON..

[Triticum]

good
mirrin

wood rep when im green

[PAU1]

Congrats, OP. This girl is a slooty saint. The guys talking about STDs are trolling or wizards. Relaxation and rapport will help your performance in the future. 10/10 thread

[mischman]

Strong confidence telling her you're a virgin. She was probably dying to know what it felt like to deflower a brah. Repped

[All-Star11]

could be the most honest thread in misc history?

[albeezy512]

lmao thats cool but pretty gross. What kind of sloot just jumps in a car and ****s a dude lmao

[Aaronza]

Myron. Next time just go in raw, (most) tinder sloots dont give a fk and its more fun if you have the chance of getting aids (srs)

[CrookedDink]

That may be the easiest pussy youll ever get

[RICHSTRONG]

Mirin her knowledge of places to fuk. gjdm

[ryanscut]

Looks better then the whale I lost my V card to in high school.

Congrats bro

[300BLK]

This is one of the most normal "I lost my virginity" stories I've heard on here. It's usually one extreme to the other. "Oh bros, I was so alpha, I took it like a champ", or "OMG I'm a LOSER!! Nothing went right!! I'm gonna kill myself!!!"

fukkin lol, good job OP. I'd fuk her again if I were you, why pass up something so willing and easy. Maybe get some of other misc virgins a chance at this girl.