Small things that really piss you off

[PeteJonesHTX]

When people use the word "literally" wrong. Ex: "I was so hot, my face was literally on fire"

*All you kunts who are going to respond that the dictionary changed the definition of "Literally" to now include things that aren't literal can shove your laptop up you ass. They only changed it cause all the twinks and non-lifting sperry and polo *******s walk around sounding like:

"OMG Kyle, can you like literally believe they like totally got my pumpkin spice hazelnut extra foam vanilla soy milk latte wrong literally again like OMG"

Lol they did the same thing for "irregardless". Inb4 an alternative spelling for "ask" is accepted ("aks", you know what I'm talking about ).

[PremiumLager]

People who wait until the cashier scans every single fukin item before they get their wallet out to pay.

I rage when people make small talk with the cashiers and it takes them almost 10 minutes to pay for their stuff.

- When drivers don't use their blinkers
- Phone calls from automated telemarketers
- When insecure *******s at the gym wait for the higher water fountain instead of just using the lower one
- Awkward small talk at the office

Office Small talk when the person talking to you is too socially inept to pick up on the signs that you are not interested, then when you tell them that you're busy they continue to talk to you.

For some reason dropping things or clumsily knocking something over really seems to infuriate me. No idea why.

With roommates, clumsy/loud behavior makes me want to murder them.

[Vhagar]

manlets

[kovalchuk71]

When people use the word "literally" wrong. Ex: "I was so hot, my face was literally on fire"

*All you kunts who are going to respond that the dictionary changed the definition of "Literally" to now include things that aren't literal can shove your laptop up you ass. They only changed it cause all the twinks and non-lifting sperry and polo *******s walk around sounding like:

"OMG Kyle, can you like literally believe they like totally got my pumpkin spice hazelnut extra foam vanilla soy milk latte wrong literally again like OMG"

This is a good one.

Also, people who say "could care less".

I forgot about people who walk with their head down looking at their fuking phone the entire time. Look where you're going, idiot.

[PremiumLager]

When people use the word "literally" wrong. Ex: "I was so hot, my face was literally on fire"

*All you kunts who are going to respond that the dictionary changed the definition of "Literally" to now include things that aren't literal can shove your laptop up you ass. They only changed it cause all the twinks and non-lifting sperry and polo *******s walk around sounding like:

"OMG Kyle, can you like literally believe they like totally got my pumpkin spice hazelnut extra foam vanilla soy milk latte wrong literally again like OMG"

Literally Hitler.....not figuratively, but literally Hitler.

[Comstarr]

I start fuming when I see losers with hot chicks.

Seriously, today at my college I saw this short, ugly Indian guy driving a Honda civic, and he had a hot blonde girl in his passenger seat. What on earth is up with that?!?!? I would climb mount Everest 10 times just to have a girl like that with me. I drive a BMW coupe and I've struggled all my life to get a girlfriend. What's wrong with this world? Does anyone else get disturbed and offended when you see sights like this? Someone make sense of this ridiculousness.

LMAO aware

[Zackad]

when someone sees fit to pull out in front of you or merge in front of you with ample room so there's absolutely no danger, then decide to start going slow af so you either have to brake hard and drop below the speed limit because you're boxed into that lane, or swing around them

bonus points if you can tell while you're behind them that they're constantly looking down at their phone

[StalinBrah]

Second hand smoke always annoys the hell out of me.

Also people who ride motorcycles where the exhausted exceeds like 150 decibels every time they hammer it.

[AgBrah]

- When insecure *******s at the gym wait for the higher water fountain instead of just using the lower one

So you're an insecure ******* then? If no one is using it, it would be open, for you to use. But since you don't use it, you're an insecure ******* as well.


lol camb

[dmoneythegoat]

People who don't know how to merge. People either try to jump on too early and back up the whole merge lane so everyone tries to merge at 2mph and it backs up the interstate. Or people wait til the last minute and try to jump over

People who superset stuff that's on opposite sides of the gym. C'mon bro you know damn well you could superset stuff closer together

[theOculusMC]

*******s standing wayyy to close to you in lines, as if they will get through the wait faster or something.

General disrespect of personal bubble type chit. Annoying as hell.

[PremiumLager]

Second hand smoke always annoys the hell out of me.

Also people who ride motorcycles where the exhausted exceeds like 150 decibels every time they hammer it.

[IPoopStandingUp]

When people leave shopping carts all over a parking lot instead of putting them away

[Kleinnd]

the guy who grabs every 45 plate off all the hammer strength machines, only to do 1/4 length leg presses
like come on man, you was struggling with 3 plates doin full range lol

when mcdonalds order machines run out of paper for the receipts, so you don't know what your order # is, and now you gotta stand at the front looking at the order monitor in the back like a sucka, see which one they check out, hoping to god no one ordered the same sh*t as you lol

[MuzzieChik786]

People who think they're better than others and act pompous.

People who chew with their mouths open.

Guys who spit large phlegm thingies on the floor.

People who walk slower knowing you're waiting for them to cross.

.....

Last one usually puts a scowl on my face.

[PowerlifterMark]

When people "spot" me and touch the phucking bar. Few things make me more angry.

[WellHungOver]

Mostly things at Costco. Parking, people trying to pass me with their carts on the left, not putting down the divider thingy, and congregating around the free samples. I usually leave Costco pretty pissed off.

[GeneticBubble]

People who stop at the top of escalators deciding which way they want to walk.

[LtGoose]

Chicks that don't hold the door open. Did no one teach you any manners?

[RealLifeChad]

The bathroom at my work doesn't have auto-flushing urinals and everyone is too stupid or lazy to flush them, come in after the weekend and it reeks like raw piss.

Just lol if you think I'm touching that dirty handle

*******s standing wayyy to close to you in lines, as if they will get through the wait faster or something.

General disrespect of personal bubble type chit. Annoying as hell.

Holy phuck, yes. Usually happens in the grocery store.

[midcoastking33]

basically everything at the gym

[Vayne]

Ads on the radio station in the morning on the way to work trying to sell ****ty service.

[PowerlifterMark]

This.

[Dogolog22]

1.People who try to be cute at their dislike of ANY sport by calling it "The Sports Ball". They should all be rounded up and thrown from a helicopter.

2.People who don't re-rack their weights at the gym. ALWAYS some fat "powerlifter" who thinks he's "alpha", but in fact he's a ****ing child.

3.People who race-bait/make everything political.

4.On a note of insecurity/elite attitude, people who claim ANYONE with SLIGHT muscle definition/size are "Buff" "Jacked" "Ripped".....usually celebrities....stfu. Like those two ****ing reporters who gushed over Obamas photos claiming he's "Jacked".


"Is it okay to call President Barack Obama jacked on TV?"


No....No it's not because he's not at all....


5.Beer snobs. It ALL taste like chit. God-****ing-Forbid you pop open a simple Coors in front of one without getting a lecture on "hops" or the difference between a sour/blonde.

6.THESE TYPES OF ****S:

[fretslayer]

I rage when people make small talk with the cashiers and it takes them almost 10 minutes to pay for their stuff.



Office Small talk when the person talking to you is too socially inept to pick up on the signs that you are not interested, then when you tell them that you're busy they continue to talk to you.



With roommates, clumsy/loud behavior makes me want to murder them.

I meant myself! ha

[David275]

Similar to one of op's.

When there's a car in front of you driving WAY under the speed limit and they know you can't overtake them. Pisses me off every time. What is so scary about driving at the speed limit like everyone else?

[kovalchuk71]

People who think they're better than others and act pompous.

Especially when they were born with a silver spoon in their mouth and did absolutely nothing to get to where they are.

[abroom]

Close talkers

[northernlights7]

People who wait until the cashier scans every single fukin item before they get their wallet out to pay.

Good one. What compounds this one signifcantly is how a lot of these same people will pull additional time wasting chit like slowly pulling out multiple coupons they don't undetstand whatsoever to slowly ask the cashier about them... then somehow manage to overcomplicate the process of doing a cash transaction, or even using a damn card slowly. God forbid when these mother fukkers bust out their checkbooks to take 3 minutes to write a check from start to finish AFTER everything has been scanned.

[bastianek]

When you chat with someone and they answer with a voice message