Nicklol is gonna lose his viriginity! GTFIH! (celebrate)

[WishIWasJawBrah]

Are you meeting all these girls off of okcupid?

[MrGreenTea]

completely Nc since 9:30 last night.

oh well, onto the next one.

[TommyRO]

completely Nc since 9:30 last night.

cheer up young fella, this is what men go through for years and women too lmao

[Nicklol]

Are you meeting all these girls off of okcupid?

This girl was from there yeah.
But I use all apps/sites.

cheer up young fella, this is what men go through for years and women too lmao

I dont care if she doesnt want to see me again but why just go completely silent, its weird.
Not very nice tbh

[Hashfoo]

nick want help getting boner pill srs? I'm from tdot as well

[HungryVenezuela]

just msg her next weekend
tell her you'll drive this time- it's the least you could do

[Zoo_York]

Why the hell didn't you get her to blow you lol

[drbaig]

This is no way real life.

Roll Bread.

[Agentdark45]

SRS post for Nick:

I legit think you have autism, the way you wrote your follow up post, the overly-analytical thoughts that went through your mind - you need to get this chit checked out properly.

[UrgentVirgin]

Don't message right away. Just leave it be for a few weeks unless she messages back. After a few weeks, send her a message that you are sorry about what happened and that you want to make it up to her. You can make up some BS about a long workout session, but invite her for a night over like someone else suggested. It's too bad you wasted the massage technique because that's a good way to get into banging, but you might want to study some kino routines from various PUAs so that you can start the natural progression towards banging.

[Jabroni89]

I've had the not hard happen to me. I was at a sex club with a girl I was swinging with. Met a young couple she was a hot 28yo chick.

Go back to get a playroom and the only one available is the public room. So we go in there and it's a canopy bed with see thru curtains.

I closed them just to provide a barrier and some motherphucker pulls them back as I was going down on her.

I had about 12 people 3 feet away and commenting on what was going on.

I got her off but I was so distracted by the guy violating club rules by touching the curtains and the big crowd watching that I just couldn't get going for nothing. 100% limp.

I was so embarrassed.

But she did hit me up on kik a couple months back asking if I had another play partner so maybe I'll get another shot.

[jizzfarmer]

At least you made progress brah. Also, if you're into asian milfs then I highly suggest escorts brah. Old asian sloots are the cheapest ones and you can run through a bunch of them to get your confidence up. Also, it's true what they say about Toronto though brahs, it really does suck here. See if Nicklol was having this problem in the states then he could just easily go to the gas station and pick up some bonrar pills. But phuckin Cuckada doesn't sell that sht anymore so you have to make the effort and go to the doctor and all that sht.

nick want help getting boner pill srs? I'm from tdot as well

Nick I highly suggest you hit up this brah and go on a cheap asian hooker rampage, just avoid the whorehouse at kennedy and sheppard lol. Crazy sloots there mane almost broke my cawk srs.

[Nicklol]

SRS post for Nick:

I legit think you have autism, the way you wrote your follow up post, the overly-analytical thoughts that went through your mind - you need to get this chit checked out properly.

I think so too man.. not even trolling.. ive had problems with basic interaction my whole life.. probably will never be able to connect with a girl.. unless shes really cool

took this test a while ago (lol)

Don't message right away. Just leave it be for a few weeks unless she messages back. After a few weeks, send her a message that you are sorry about what happened and that you want to make it up to her. You can make up some BS about a long workout session, but invite her for a night over like someone else suggested. It's too bad you wasted the massage technique because that's a good way to get into banging, but you might want to study some kino routines from various PUAs so that you can start the natural progression towards banging.

we werent intending to have a relationship or anything, so maybe il just wait a bit and message her and tell her to come over and itl be better this time =)

[Quiggie]

He doesn't need ****ing dick pills, he's 26 not 86.

[Nicklol]

At least you made progress brah. Also, if you're into asian milfs then I highly suggest escorts brah. Old asian sloots are the cheapest ones and you can run through a bunch of them to get your confidence up. Also, it's true what they say about Toronto though brahs, it really does suck here. See if Nicklol was having this problem in the states then he could just easily go to the gas station and pick up some bonrar pills. But phuckin Cuckada doesn't sell that sht anymore so you have to make the effort and go to the doctor and all that sht.


Nick I highly suggest you hit up this brah and go on a cheap asian hooker rampage, just avoid the whorehouse at kennedy and sheppard lol. Crazy sloots there mane almost broke my cawk srs.

you wot? rofl
aware me

[MrGreenTea]

Nick I highly suggest you hit up this brah and go on a cheap asian hooker rampage, just avoid the whorehouse at kennedy and sheppard lol. Crazy sloots there mane almost broke my cawk srs.

[Luc1fer]

http://autismcanada.org/about-autism...g-tools/adult/

[jizzfarmer]

you wot? rofl
aware me

It's like a 2-3 story condominium and the sloots there catfish using backpage and literally bang on the door as *******s pass by to lure them in. I think it's on the north east corner of the intersection opposite to the bank. They will rip you off too just don't bother lol. Go further south on kennedy like near ellesmere and sht and those old asian sloots are decent. Still fobs and not that hot but they atleast not crazy and give you bbbjs and sht.

[Cinderblock]

Alright guys, she just left.

Heres exactly what happened from when she drove in to left.


So.. she texts me "im here, in the parking lot"

I immediately panic, anxiety high as fuk.. go figure out what to wear to go and meet her in parking lot..
I get to parking lot.. shes not there.. I call her, she says she left because she was waiting 20 minutes.
I said I only got a text a few mins ago (I did). Anyways.. she came back and we walked to my apartment.

She gets to my apartment, starts looking around and saying how its nice, just like her old apartment.
We talk about it for a bit before she asks me whats on the tv and we sit down and decide what to watch (yes srs)
We pick this movie:


we sit through the entire movie (1 hour 24 minutes) I didnt put my arm around her or anything..I wanted to, but I felt like she wasnt attracted to me for some reason..
the apartment is super hot for some reason.. its never hot.
I am so uncomfortable sitting on my sht couch.. I should throw it out because the wood is broken at the bottom and you sink into it.

The shtty ass movie ends, she gets up and goes to washroom..
I stretch and assume she is going to leave, I dont care, I am used to being a failure and I wasted time and couldnt make a move.

She walks back into living room and says "how long can I park in parking lot?" because there was a limit in the parking.
I stand awkwardly scrolling through my smart tv menu while turned the other way. I start trying to make some conversation, asking her about her life,work etc etc.

She says what should we do now?, and I THINK I said not sure while doing something on the laptop.
She randomly says: "you really are shy arent you, wow, very interesting"
and starts to ask stuff like "are you nervous? why? am I scary?"
I just randomly say some awkward stuff as usual (women usually laugh at anything I say, not because im funny.. but because I look awkward/shy)

after a while of her talking about how I am shy and asking me questions..

she asks me "what should we do now" again while standing around holding her back (because the couch was uncomfortable)
she then asks me " want to give me a massage?" (I mentioned giving her a massage as a joke in text earlier in the week)

And I said sure and we both laughed.

she said "I will lay down here"

she lays down and I start massaging her lower back and she starts laughing and I laugh too.
I massage her for a bit and she says "more gentle, haha"
she then says I dont think its helping, is that a hard area to massage? and I said yeah actually.
she says where is a easy area to massage? and I said, your shoulders.

I start massaging her shoulders and she moans and says "yeah, that feel good" (Chinese accent)
she then says "you can give full body massage?" and laughs and I say yeah.

she then says its hot and takes off her sweater and shes now just wearing her tube top.
I start massaging her whole back and shoulder area.

she then says "are you comfortable?" and I say yeah.
I do that for a good amount of time while shes watching the planet earth documentary on netflix (this is actually pretty cool, I wish I could have sat and watched it)
and mention how hot it was and she said "you can take off your shirt, its ok."
I stop massaging her and sit there for a sec.

I then say "can I have a massage?"
and she says
"ok, but I dont know how to do massage well"

she starts to feel me up and says "wow and pokes my muscles in a funny way"
massages me for a bit and asks if it was good and I said "ehhh" or something like that and told her that she was massaging my shoulder wrong.

she then is sitting beside me on the bed and said "wow, your arms are very hard, must take lot work" and I said yeah, a bit.
I then say you have nice arms too or something like that and feel up her arms and she says "it all fat haha"

she then pokes my chest and says "wow your boobs are hard too haha" and I laugh and said "boobs?"

she then says, "not like mine.. want to feel them, go ahead"

I grab her boob and it feels like bags of sand. I grab her other boob and it felt like another bag of sand, but I was feeling them up good, heh.

after a while she says "are you comfortable"? and I said yeah, she said "you are nervous" I said no

she then says "want to do stuff now?" and I say yes.

I sit awkwardly beside her trying to figure out how to proceed.. I slowly put my arm around her and she says "want to cuddle" I said yeah.

I hold her for a bit and she says "kiss"
and I kiss her a few times and she says "youre so cute"

she then says want to get on top of me?
And I said yes.
I get on top of her and start kissing, making out, whatever you want to call it..
at one point she says "tongue" and then I feel her tongue in my mouth.. (I never kissed a girl before this)

after a good amount of time of doing this, she says "want to kiss my boob"?
I said yeah and she laughs. I take out her left boob and put it in my mouth and suck on her titty.
I pull out the right boob and start sucking on it and she randomly shivered.

After a while of doing that I notice she started to shiver and breathe differently.
I stop and we look at her and we smile and she asks if I am ok and I said yes.

I then say now what?.. and I eventually slide my hand between her legs over her pants and start rubbing.
she starts to shiver and breathe differently again and says "you know what you doing"
I then begin switching from making out with her and her nipple , while rubbing between her legs.. she starts moaning and stuff.

She then tells me to put it under her pants and I do this. I realize.. oh, its wet.. yeah, they do that..
and after a while of doing this and hear moaning and stuff like that, I tell her I cant get in there good (because her pants are tight and I cant move my hand good)
I then begin to pull of her pants and do that.

I then started to speed it up while making out and stuff, and she was grabbing my back muscles and back of my head a lot while moaning and shaking.
I did this until she moved my hand away and she just rested.
she did this twice, so I assumed she got off twice that way?

I then went back to it and she said "want to take off your pants"
I do this and get back in bed with her and continue to make out and "rub her"

she then starts trying to jack me off and like I suspected.. my dick was dead.
My penis was in its smallest soft state and wasnt budging.. she said something like "too much porn?" or something like that
and I said yeah, haha

she then said "maybe too nervous?"
I said maybe.

she said maybe try to relax and started to rub my head as she was slowly grabbing my dink

It was dead and I mean dead.. it prolly lookd really small and pathetic as she was grabbing at it. hope she knows that is not how it will always be!

eventually we stop and she says "its ok, maybe we did too much today, we did a lot"

we start to get dressed and she eventually heads towards the door, says bye
doesnt give me a chance to hug or kiss or anything and left.

I texted her at about 9:30 asking if her car wasnt towed or anything because she stayed at my place longer than 2 hours.. and she hasnt responded since.

this is what happend.

phucking cringe

[butwhowasgains]

http://autismcanada.org/about-autism...g-tools/adult/

I got 28, ruh roh

[aceroa]

Sucks that you didn't get sex man but at least you got something. You should have told her to give you a blowjob or footjob at least.

[Luc1fer]

I got 28, ruh roh

That's very, very low for a miscer.

[HockeyBacon18]

this thread is now about our autism scores

mine was 22

[RJBRAH]

You scored a total of 30

Aw fuk bye

[whatwouldTDdo]

Skimmed through after the update. Maybe someone has mentioned it or maybe a chick miscer could agree/disagree.

She knows you're a virgin.
She knows you're awkward.
She knows you're into porn.
She knows you're nervous.
AND she's still there!!!

When it wouldn't come up, you should've asked to turn on some porn. Light g on g lez or something to ease the tension. She was flirty joking about stuff from the beginning texts. When she grabbed it soft, and asked about the porn being a problem, obviously she realized. Im guessing she wouldn't have cared. Maybe a female miscer would disagree?

Turn it on, get it up, then turn it back off....

[keyboardworkout]

Scored 40. Sweet baby Jesus.

Is it bad that my wife calls me a misogynist?

You'll eventually make it Nick. Don't worry.

[Nicklol]

lol, just texted her

"hey, im not sure what youre feeling but if you want to try again sometime it will be better, we can try other things =)"

Then she said shes going on vacation tuesday.

I said, oh nice, hope you have fun and she said thanks =)

so I dont think she would be opposed to trying again lol.

id rather gain some exp with her than try with a new girl, she already sat through the cringe

[EnriqueBrah]

lol, just texted her

"hey, im not sure what youre feeling but if you want to try again sometime it will be better, we can try other things =)"

Then she said shes going on vacation tuesday.

I said, oh nice, hope you have fun and she said thanks =)

so I dont think she would be opposed to trying again lol.

id rather gain some exp with her than try with a new girl, she already sat through the cringe

tell her you want to experiment with more than just your hands, then tell her youll see her when she gets backs and leave it at that

[YeBrah]

lol, just texted her

"hey, im not sure what youre feeling but if you want to try again sometime it will be better, we can try other things =)"

Then she said shes going on vacation tuesday.

I said, oh nice, hope you have fun and she said thanks =)

so I dont think she would be opposed to trying again lol.

id rather gain some exp with her than try with a new girl, she already sat through the cringe

[Roylander]

Nick you should just pop a dink pill next time and dont fap for like two weeks beforehand.