Tinder Thread Part XI : No Sway12 Club

[dd45778]

Someone who have good success judge my pic selection?

pm me too i can help

[Khristmas]

Matched with this girl on tinder a week or so ago, not only was she hot as fuk she was a really good football player (soccer). Anyways opened her and was needy as fuk, seriously cringed a bit when I read my texts but luckily she still ended up giving me her number:





Normally with girls I try to keep it pretty casual on the first date (usually a coffee or a drink) but we decided to meet up and play some footy and then grab dins and went for a walk. Anyways had a talk and we were both open to a relationship but wanted to take it slow and see where it goes. Saw her a twice since then and feels were had. Pretty much my 10/10 and we agreed to be exclusive. I was never really into banging random sloots anyways. Got out of a 4 year relationship so wanted to make up for lost time but it got old after 2 months, was just waiting for the right girl to come along.

Oh and pics

[cojones539]

this is essentially how the last 5 of my convos have been:



sloots in the south are beyond lame.. my matches in nyc were much better

[ncarter11]

so far so good fellas but HOLY CRAP at the **** load of single moms on here that are looking for someone to play house including this fine specimen. jesus christ

[snorlaxxx]

Matched with this girl on tinder a week or so ago, not only was she hot as fuk she was a really good football player (soccer). Anyways opened her and was needy as fuk, seriously cringed a bit when I read my texts but luckily she still ended up giving me her number:

[img]http://i.imgur.com/zotgdLr.*png[/img]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/moomyPC.*png[/img]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/50amBn6.p*ng[/img]

Normally with girls I try to keep it pretty casual on the first date (usually a coffee or a drink) but we decided to meet up and play some footy and then grab dins and went for a walk. Anyways had a talk and we were both open to a relationship but wanted to take it slow and see where it goes. Saw her a twice since then and feels were had. Pretty much my 10/10 and we agreed to be exclusive. I was never really into banging random sloots anyways. Got out of a 4 year relationship so wanted to make up for lost time but it got old after 2 months, was just waiting for the right girl to come along.

Oh and pics

[img]http://i.imgur.com/3ADs6ZP*.png[/img]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/EGIFgKc.p*ng[/img]

congrats man, glad you found what you were looking for. she's stunning brah

hope you'll still be around the thread to help out, ive been lurking the thread a lot and your advice has always been on point

[nyjets88]

When you reset your tinder, anyone know if it matters how soon after you delete it you restart it? When I've taken a break from tinder before, and then restart, usually I have a really good first day. But then sometimes when I reset just to reset, I get almost nothing the first day.

Could be imagining it though.

Also any guys with plus noticing it working better if you switch it to show most recently active users?

[CXVII]

stfu you self hating *******. I'm asian and it isn't hard at all to find decent girls. You're coping with your own inadequacies by blaming your own genetics, which is quite pathetic.

Tbf you're 6'4" so it's easier, that being said its harder but not impossible for the average Asian brah. Key is to not let it hold you back like that aznloser *******

[awwchit2]

I was supposed to see my old Tinder pal this past Friday (blow job car guy) and then see new 10/10 husband material Tinder guy on Saturday. I felt bad seeing them so close together, so I rescheduled with blow job guy for next weekend. Then husband material guy cancelled. Just my sloot luck. Husband material wants to reschedule for this week, but didn't give me a solid date, so maybe he's backing off/flaking.


Fuarkkkkk.



Lmfao

Should have hit him with the "perfect lets reschedule" line.

And that's a perfect example of karma lmfao. ur gonna make it sloot.

[awwchit2]

Finally got a Bumble match. Geeky girl who likes Asian brahs but defs the innocent, oblivious type I probs won't be able to smash

son....

Don't stoop so low. You can find a way better sloot.

She's got a 7 head of peace, whale, probably goes full starfish if you fuk her, and doesn't swallow.

move on breh

[Kidd123]

increasing number of bots is frustrating

[CXVII]

son....

Don't stoop so low. You can find a way better sloot.

She's got a 7 head of peace, whale, probably goes full starfish if you fuk her, and doesn't swallow.

move on breh

I'm seeing a cute girl on the side too, however I still wanna get my numbers up lol. As long as she's not a whale and has atleast a 4/10 face I'm busting all kindzz

[mTOR]

Tbf you're 6'4" so it's easier

He's also barely asian

[awwchit2]

I'm seeing a cute girl on the side too, however I still wanna get my numbers up lol. As long as she's not a whale and has atleast a 3/10 face I'm busting all kindzz

Here's some life advice: quality over quantity. When you're with a ugly whale with cottage cheese thighs, and you're so excited to stick your dink in and "get the number up".... It will be fun for as long as you last.

But once you nut....







you're gonna want to LDAR. post fap regret will hit like a pile of bricks. Your new sense of clairty after you nut will make you realize your grave mistake and you may even become suicidal cause its so overwhelming semi srs. And then you have this land whale asking you to eat her out and all you want to is skedaddle up on out of there but you can't cause before you know it you're horny again and want to relive this viscious cycle.

I speak from experience brah.

[CXVII]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/9ktsJ8g.gif[img]




Here's some life advice: quality over quantity. When you're with a ugly whale with cottage cheese thighs, and you're so excited to stick your dink in and "get the number up".... It will be fun for as long as you last.

But once you nut....







you're gonna want to LDAR. post fap regret will hit like a pile of bricks. You're new sense of clairty after you nut will make you realize your grave mistake and you may even become suicidal cause its so overwhelming smi srs.

I speak from experience brah.

That was my original outlook and it put me on a dry spell for YEARS. I lowered by standards and haven't had to fap in months. Also I meant to say 4/10 face but with average body. Know dat feel of "After I nutted, I was disgusted" but it eventually goes away. Also these 4/10's have been good practice for my txt and dikk game. Have had a few 6/10s so slowly working my way up... started from the bottom now we hea etc.

[awwchit2]

do your thing bro.

but idk how could you get hard with a 4/10 lmfao.

that stench of ass
those meat flaps
skin folds

awwww fuk bye

[DukeWang]

Matched with this girl on tinder a week or so ago, not only was she hot as fuk she was a really good football player (soccer). Anyways opened her and was needy as fuk, seriously cringed a bit when I read my texts but luckily she still ended up giving me her number:

Normally with girls I try to keep it pretty casual on the first date (usually a coffee or a drink) but we decided to meet up and play some footy and then grab dins and went for a walk. Anyways had a talk and we were both open to a relationship but wanted to take it slow and see where it goes. Saw her a twice since then and feels were had. Pretty much my 10/10 and we agreed to be exclusive. I was never really into banging random sloots anyways. Got out of a 4 year relationship so wanted to make up for lost time but it got old after 2 months, was just waiting for the right girl to come along.

Oh and pics

Well done bro, when the right sort of girl comes along you've got to give it a go.

[Pennzoil22]

this is essentially how the last 5 of my convos have been:



sloots in the south are beyond lame.. my matches in nyc were much better

Lol

the last four gave me their number then unmatched me

wtf

[cojones539]

Lol

the last four gave me their number then unmatched me

wtf

thats happened to me plenty as well.

Makes no sense lol

Here's some life advice: quality over quantity. When you're with a ugly whale with cottage cheese thighs, and you're so excited to stick your dink in and "get the number up".... It will be fun for as long as you last.

But once you nut....







you're gonna want to LDAR. post fap regret will hit like a pile of bricks. Your new sense of clairty after you nut will make you realize your grave mistake and you may even become suicidal cause its so overwhelming semi srs. And then you have this land whale asking you to eat her out and all you want to is skedaddle up on out of there but you can't cause before you know it you're horny again and want to relive this viscious cycle.

I speak from experience brah.

Lmao at how accurate this is. I made a thread yesterday about a disgustingly ugly sloot that I banged ~2 years ago and I wanted to kill myself for almost 3 weeks after.. Srs. It was horrible

Fapping is 1000000x better than banging a gross sloot, it's not even a debate.

[imrocksolid]

so far so good fellas but HOLY CRAP at the **** load of single moms on here that are looking for someone to play house including this fine specimen. jesus christ

Immediately swipe left on all single moms. I don't give a fuk how hot they are. There is so much baggage there fuking FedEx couldn't carry it.

[mTOR]

Immediately swipe left on all single moms.

Yup


Also, if it wasn't evident in their pics/bio: Immediately stop responding once they reveal they're a single mom

[CXVII]

thats happened to me plenty as well.

Makes no sense lol



Lmao at how accurate this is. I made a thread yesterday about a disgustingly ugly sloot that I banged ~2 years ago and I wanted to kill myself for almost 3 weeks after.. Srs. It was horrible

Fapping is 1000000x better than banging a gross sloot, it's not even a debate.

Lol well once I start pulling above average looking sloots I'll probably feel the same way as you guys and regret all these grenades

[pancakemouse]

UK brahs, can you confirm that your women are really this ****ing daft? I'm about to head to London and I'm doing some Tinder passport.

First girl:

Me: Marry me and I'll get you American citizenship.
Her: Wow that's an opening line ! I take it you live in America? (note: my profile clearly indicates I live in America)
Her: On second thoughts just seen the third pic bit of a turn off seeing a topless pic, I'm not on here for all that (I have an abs photo, non-selfie as my third photo)
Me: Looking for a fully clothed husband on Tinder, eh?
Her: No husband. Just someone who isn't unclothed. And can hold a conversation. Bye.

Second girl:

Me: Sounds good, send me your WhatsApp and we'll be in touch.
Her: Who's we? Are you bringing someone else?

Third girl:

Me: And in the evenings, how do you feel about conversating with dashing American men?
Her: Men?
Me: If you prefer boys, you should probably lower your age requirements on Tinder ;-)
Her: I meant plural. More than one?

HOLY FUARK IS IT POSSIBLE TO BE THIS DUMB? Or do your women not understand American English?

[luntao1]

You brahs don't understand how difficult it is for Asian guys out there.

It's definitely harder for the asian brah. However, you need to go a diverse area for any success.
Example.. NYC

FYI, I've been gone for awhile because I fell for a tinder sloot that lasted 7 months and that shiet cost me around 16K to maintain - eg.. dates, food, gifts, paying for hotels in NYC, etc.

The misc is always right don't fall for a tinder ho.

[awwchit2]

thats happened to me plenty as well.

Makes no sense lol



Lmao at how accurate this is. I made a thread yesterday about a disgustingly ugly sloot that I banged ~2 years ago and I wanted to kill myself for almost 3 weeks after.. Srs. It was horrible

Fapping is 1000000x better than banging a gross sloot, it's not even a debate.

I try to go by this:

If you would be embarrassed to introduce the sloot to your family/friends, don't bang her. If you would kill your self if she got pregnant cause she's so ugly, don't bang her.

However

If you wouldn't care if she got Preggo cause she has much glow, don't pull out

If you know she's presentable and take home to mom type, ejaculate and don't evacuate

Also fap before you make any decision, lol

[mktwelve]

Had my most successful tinder date yesterday, only because I brought her back to my house... But the sex wasn't the best part, she loved the art I had on my wall and ended up buying 2 of the prints I made. Fkn score.

I've sold my designs because of instagram, ******** and snapchat but now Tinder?

[mktwelve]

I try to go by this:

If you would be embarrassed to introduce the sloot to your family/friends, don't bang her. If you would kill your self if she got pregnant cause she's so ugly, don't bang her.

However

If you wouldn't care if she got Preggo cause she has much glow, don't pull out

If you know she's presentable and take home to mom type, ejaculate and don't evacuate

Also fap before you make any decision, lol

Lol repped.

[Zainius]

I try to go by this:

If you would be embarrassed to introduce the sloot to your family/friends, don't bang her. If you would kill your self if she got pregnant cause she's so ugly, don't bang her.

However

If you wouldn't care if she got Preggo cause she has much glow, don't pull out

If you know she's presentable and take home to mom type, ejaculate and don't evacuate

Also fap before you make any decision, lol

lmfao. I'm taking note of this philosophy. At least the first two sentences.

[Beliedat]

Bumble>Tinder in terms of legit chicks who aren't useless. Tinder is perfect for 5 drinks at the bar, 2 more at my place, smash and loosely keep in contact. Bumble sloots tend to play it slow and aren't vacuous retards for the most part. 5/5 the last month and a half, this schit is dynamite fishing.

[BoilerUpIndy]

TFW amazing first date on Friday, talk on phone Monday and discuss second date for possibly Friday since she can't do other days because of (x,y,z), then she texts today saying she can't do Friday and weekend is iffy bc of Father's day...meanwhile I'm thinking "no doubt she probably has tinder dates lined up all week with Chads" and I just gotta wait and see if she likes me over the rest. I told her we'd be doing a challenge, me vs. her, to keep her interested but I didn't say what we'd do (mini golf)

[Beliedat]

TFW amazing first date on Friday, talk on phone Monday and discuss second date for possibly Friday since she can't do other days because of (x,y,z), then she texts today saying she can't do Friday and weekend is iffy bc of Father's day...meanwhile I'm thinking "no doubt she probably has tinder dates lined up all week with Chads" and I just gotta wait and see if she likes me over the rest. I told her we'd be doing a challenge, me vs. her, to keep her interested but I didn't say what we'd do (mini golf)

Bro just do the same thing she's doing. If timelines work out, great. Otherwise, there is no honor in tinder. You can be sure she's checking her tinder when you're in the schitter or at the grabbing her drinks at the bar when you're out on dates with her.