What's wrong with my tinder profile? Getting no matches (pic)

[Nonsense916]

I swipe right on all these sloots and only get like 2 matches a day. Have I lost my glow? Should I change my bio?

[velvetmudhole]

Too much nonsense in that pic

[DaveSkylark]

you sexy kunt. probably in a bad location

[thorn012]

lmao at bio hahahahhaa

[cojones539]

clenching on jaw too much boyo

[BokaChele]

Judging by your bio, I'd recommend you try Grindr.


You look good but you don't make it seem effortless. Chicks don't want some insecure good looking guy. You're trying too hard, I guess.

FACT:

You'd have more matches without any bio. Try it.

[MaiGainsbrough]

Maybe it's your used-car salesman watch

[knownas]

Your bio is atrocious dude; anyone reading that will run for the hills

Also, don't use a mirror selfie as your main pic (or really any of your pics)

[DaveSkylark]

Look like a post-OP tranny (Serious)

lolol

[Thatguyyouhate]

Hold a puppy, that always works

[AppsBrah]

I'd swipe left if I was a 1/10 female with ZERO GLOW

[Nonsense916]

Hold a puppy, that always works

i have my nephew will that work

[knownas]

Hold a puppy, that always works

Seriously though; I'm holding my sister's cat in my picture, and it sends girls running up the walls.

Joke's on them....I hate animals

[AngelKing1992]

your bio, idiot. even if it's a joke, girls are stupid and can't tell that kinda stuff. That last line may be very true, but its a 100% turnoff for a girl. It's like when girls say "I'm a bitch but if you can't handle me, then you don't deserve me."

are you stupid? Also, don't take a fukin bathroom selfie as ur pic, esp if it's the first one. it's douchey as **** you tool. Use more smiley faces n emojis n other crap girls like on ur bio. men r stimulated by what we see. women r stimulated by what they hear. say something like
-24, 6'1, (whatever school u go to or area ur from)
-puppy lover (insert cute puppy emoji)
-love outdoors (insert pic of a mtn or skis or some other stupid emoji)
-(idk, think of something else)

[knownas]

i have my nephew will that work

That would be a nightmare; don't put kids in your pics, they'll think they are yours

[yochrisss]

Id match you for sure (no homer)

[Nonsense916]

your bio, idiot. even if it's a joke, girls are stupid and can't tell that kinda stuff. That last line may be very true, but its a 100% turnoff for a girl. It's like when girls say "I'm a bitch but if you can't handle me, then you don't deserve me."

are you stupid? Also, don't take a fukin bathroom selfie as ur pic, esp if it's the first one. it's douchey as **** you tool. Use more smiley faces n emojis n other crap girls like on ur bio. men r stimulated by what we see. women r stimulated by what they hear. say something like
-24, 6'1, (whatever school u go to or area ur from)
-puppy lover (insert cute puppy emoji)
-love outdoors (insert pic of a mtn or skis or some other stupid emoji)
-(idk, think of something else)

make me a bio will rep

[theone94]

your bio, idiot. Even if it's a joke, girls are stupid and can't tell that kinda stuff. That last line may be very true, but its a 100% turnoff for a girl. It's like when girls say "i'm a bitch but if you can't handle me, then you don't deserve me."

are you stupid? Also, don't take a fukin bathroom selfie as ur pic, esp if it's the first one. It's douchey as **** you tool. Use more smiley faces n emojis n other crap girls like on ur bio. Men r stimulated by what we see. Women r stimulated by what they hear. Say something like
-24, 6'1, (whatever school u go to or area ur from)
-puppy lover (insert cute puppy emoji)
-love outdoors (insert pic of a mtn or skis or some other stupid emoji)
-(idk, think of something else)

hoe pro!!!!

[juvefan]

I cringed at that bio. Sounds like you should try grindr as someone above recommended because only a guy would lol at that bio

[RockyStarPro]

fkn lol @ people itt falling for OP's troll

[Nonsense916]

fkn lol @ people itt falling for OP's troll

im srs u fgt

[Leonidas II]

wtf @ bio. you're better off without it.

[StevieMe]

I know your bio is meant to be a joke but imagine how insecure these sloots will feel. Edit: post #14 will save u breh.

[imbored21]

Bio: 6'3"


I know you're 6'1", but girls won't know the difference.

[DailyGoodDeed]

make me a bio will rep

Change your bio to "sup". I guarantee you that you will get 10x the amount of matches.

[Kev1972]

Change bio to something simple and stupid.

'I'll never leave you lonely' worked good for me.

Even got some lols from some sloot after I pumped n dumped her, she said 'you left me lonely'!

[Saiyamane]

You look like Taylor Lautner's gay brother

[proudmanlet]

sloots prefer shaved heads brah

[KaptainKandy]

Broads aren't going to understand your bio. Would legit just delete it brah.

[rockr101]

lost it at bio

how about u stop clenching ur jaw and pouting like a lil ******* phukboi