Tinder Thread Part XI : No Sway12 Club

[trentntb]

Lol awkward girl who I'm not attracted to messaged me on tinder asking if I have a map, so predictable, probably "because I'm lost in your eyes"

Half-tempted to message Yeah I have a map to North Carolina.

no need ot be a dick

[arthis122]

Don't bother resetting your account until you get down the "perfect" bio, pics etc. pm me and I'll help you out.



Any NYC brahs out there? I'm coming on business this week but I'll be free starting friday afternoon to sunday. Spoofed my ass all the way to NYC and already got 200 matches in 5 hours (srs). Some banging chicks too bros. Gonna be staying at the ritz carlton and act like a fukin baller all weekend.

You're gonna have a good time. The quality amazes me. Also here for business (but for 6 months).

[aznhockeybrah]

You're gonna have a good time. The quality amazes me. Also here for business (but for 6 months).

You and Flexium, can you tell me *exactly* where you put your spoofing to? And the search distance?

[Flannel]

You and Flexium, can you tell me *exactly* where you put your spoofing to? And the search distance?

So whats your endgame when spoofing? - is it just trying out different profile combinations, trying out lines, seeing if you can get number/viber closes?

[arthis122]

You and Flexium, can you tell me *exactly* where you put your spoofing to? And the search distance?

Dead square middle of manhattan. 7 mile radius.

[Turtora]

just canceled on a girl because today's the national championship game
and i told her that
lol

[Turtora]

matched with this girl i super liked (she super fine)
was reasonably smooth at first
set up a date for her to come over (tomorrow)
got her #
couldn't think of what to say today so i went with the pizza topping line from a couple days back
no response yet - think i punted
idk why i sent it lol
oh well
you live and you learn. will come up with something better next time

edit -- nvm. she responded. we *****, we ***** (<<<---- that word is a clothing brand often used by people to say they are "good". or used to talk about vaginas. either one). i'm a potato.

[Xiomn]

Brahs,

So I know shirtless pics are probably frowned upon because it probably makes you look like a douche that is only out for sex.

But what if you have chest tattoos that you want to show off?

Chicks digg tattoos right? I have 2 chest tattoos.

It's above my nipples so you can't see THAT much if that helps.

srs question. still no or?

[SugarFree1]

Brahs,

So I know shirtless pics are probably frowned upon because it probably makes you look like a douche that is only out for sex.

But what if you have chest tattoos that you want to show off?

Chicks digg tattoos right? I have 2 chest tattoos.

It's above my nipples so you can't see THAT much if that helps.

srs question. still no or?

Sure, many do actually like tattoos

[nyjets88]

Brahs,

So I know shirtless pics are probably frowned upon because it probably makes you look like a douche that is only out for sex.

But what if you have chest tattoos that you want to show off?

Chicks digg tattoos right? I have 2 chest tattoos.

It's above my nipples so you can't see THAT much if that helps.

srs question. still no or?

If it's a natural pic when you had a reason to be shirtless than use it.

If its a selfie what I would do is take the picture in snapchat and put a caption on it that makes it clear you are showing your tattoos. Make it look like you took the picture just to show friends a new tattoo, and not just for tinder.

[Kblavkalash]

damn this chick is sexy, misc help me with response
translation: "what makes me troublemaker?"

[Flexium]

You and Flexium, can you tell me *exactly* where you put your spoofing to? And the search distance?

Yeah I stuck my little manlet a$$hole in central park and set to 20 mile radius. Just passed the 300matches in about the last 24 hours ayyyyyyyyyyyy

[awilll]

damn this chick is sexy, misc help me with response
translation: "what makes me troublemaker?"

"My mom told me all redheads are troublemakers. Always up to no good "

[Xiomn]

If it's a natural pic when you had a reason to be shirtless than use it.

If its a selfie what I would do is take the picture in snapchat and put a caption on it that makes it clear you are showing your tattoos. Make it look like you took the picture just to show friends a new tattoo, and not just for tinder.

Good call on snapchat caption if selfie.

Fukkin Tinder being buggy with pictures again, I'll add new pics then select done. They won't show up but then I'll open Tinder later and they'll show up all messed up.

[Kblavkalash]

"My mom told me all redheads are troublemakers. Always up to no good "

what does it mean "always up to no good?" srs

[awilll]

what does it mean "always up to no good?" srs

"up to no good" - Just an expression meaning like "getting into trouble", "being naughty/bad". Along those lines. Pretty much just teasing her

Guess it probably doesn't make any sense translated into other languages

[Kblavkalash]

"up to no good" - Just an expression meaning like "getting into trouble", "being naughty/bad". Along those lines. Pretty much just teasing her

Guess it probably doesn't make any sense translated into other languages

ok, used this line, repped bro

[m1ndhead]

I went on OK Cupid this weekend after getting new fake pics of me parasailing, playing baseball and texted:
**** me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before?

Got a lot of responses. Go on 1 of 3 dates lined up on Saturday and she turns out to be fat as hell. I flaked on the other yaks.

Been texting, Let's **** and been getting a lot of responses. (Sent it to 15 girls, got 4 responses, 1 date)

BUT...

Not sure about Tinder but OkCupid is filled with pigs and I'd rather go to a strip club and try to bang a stripper.

So thanks OP. Cut to the chase with them scags cuz the d is all they want.

[vetopower]

Tinder knows how desirable you are. I imagine this would be pretty devastating information for some miscers to learn.

How desirable are you on Tinder? You might not realize it, but anyone who's used the popular dating app is assigned an internal rating: a score calculated by the company that ranks the most (and least) desirable people swiping on the service.

http://www.fastcompany.com/3054871/w...ranking-system

[lmaoits]

Updates: I'm giving it a third shot. We set up to meet on Thursday. I work that day but get off at 5:30. Going to buy the condoms and lube to piitb tomorrow or Wednesday. She's on her period right now but hope it comes off that day. I know she's a sloot so I'm keeping my emotions out of this but I think I'm going to keep talking to her just because I don't really have anyone else and it'll make it easier to get over my ex. She's also told me she has feelings for me. Would've debated on it but the fact that she sent me snaps of her playing with herself on day 1 is a deal breaker.

[SwackJackD]

been on this tinder chit for like two years, got only one date..no hookups, lousy matches...girls that are dtf are always too far, overweight black girls only open me..this is BS. i don't know how dudes could even get laid off this.

[HybridDC]

Brahs.. just reset this chit. Made a new account, fresh pics, fixed bio and everything, literally zero matches. Swiped a few whales again to confirm. What's the trick here?

[vetopower]

Brahs.. just reset this chit. Made a new account, fresh pics, fixed bio and everything, literally zero matches. Swiped a few whales again to confirm. What's the trick here?

Post your pics and bio so we can evaluate. It all comes down to your profile so that must be it.

[aznhockeybrah]

So whats your endgame when spoofing? - is it just trying out different profile combinations, trying out lines, seeing if you can get number/viber closes?

Lots of reasons. One super addicting reason is due to the fact that girls overseas are so much better looking. I sometimes tell myself "okay, I'll stop swiping after I get 1 ugly chick" and sometimes I get up to 10 before I swipe left, srs. Another main reason is, as an Asian who doesn't get many desired matches in North America, I wanted to see what my value was in other places. It can get pretty depressing when you only get a couple matches a day (or even a week). I have yet to experience that, but probably will when I legit get myself back to where I'm living. It's just knowing your worth. In some countries you may do much better than your hometown, and it not only gives you an ego boost, it gives you a more realistic expectation on how attractive you are/aren't to women overall. Hope that makes sense.

But of course, it's good to practice lines, game, etc. Game may not always work the same internationally, some girls in different countries respond better to certain messages.

I went on OK Cupid this weekend after getting new fake pics of me parasailing, playing baseball and texted:
**** me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before?

Got a lot of responses. Go on 1 of 3 dates lined up on Saturday and she turns out to be fat as hell. I flaked on the other yaks.

Been texting, Let's **** and been getting a lot of responses. (Sent it to 15 girls, got 4 responses, 1 date)

BUT...

Not sure about Tinder but OkCupid is filled with pigs and I'd rather go to a strip club and try to bang a stripper.

So thanks OP. Cut to the chase with them scags cuz the d is all they want.

Dude, I have used OKC for a bit and the quality of the girls were HORRENDOUS....

(also misc, got some pics ready to upload. Gimme until my next post)

[Kraxses]

when you don't have your own place its hard as **** to get laid.

[TMaC828]

Lots of reasons. One super addicting reason is due to the fact that girls overseas are so much better looking. I sometimes tell myself "okay, I'll stop swiping after I get 1 ugly chick" and sometimes I get up to 10 before I swipe left, srs. Another main reason is, as an Asian who doesn't get many desired matches in North America, I wanted to see what my value was in other places. It can get pretty depressing when you only get a couple matches a day (or even a week). I have yet to experience that, but probably will when I legit get myself back to where I'm living. It's just knowing your worth. In some countries you may do much better than your hometown, and it not only gives you an ego boost, it gives you a more realistic expectation on how attractive you are/aren't to women overall. Hope that makes sense.

But of course, it's good to practice lines, game, etc. Game may not always work the same internationally, some girls in different countries respond better to certain messages.



Dude, I have used OKC for a bit and the quality of the girls were HORRENDOUS....

(also misc, got some pics ready to upload. Gimme until my next post)

Dem Latvian genetics.

All my uncles legitimately believe Latvian women are the most beautiful in the world.

[Turtora]

Lots of reasons. One super addicting reason is due to the fact that girls overseas are so much better looking. I sometimes tell myself "okay, I'll stop swiping after I get 1 ugly chick" and sometimes I get up to 10 before I swipe left, srs. Another main reason is, as an Asian who doesn't get many desired matches in North America, I wanted to see what my value was in other places. It can get pretty depressing when you only get a couple matches a day (or even a week). I have yet to experience that, but probably will when I legit get myself back to where I'm living. It's just knowing your worth. In some countries you may do much better than your hometown, and it not only gives you an ego boost, it gives you a more realistic expectation on how attractive you are/aren't to women overall. Hope that makes sense.

But of course, it's good to practice lines, game, etc. Game may not always work the same internationally, some girls in different countries respond better to certain messages.



Dude, I have used OKC for a bit and the quality of the girls were HORRENDOUS....

(also misc, got some pics ready to upload. Gimme until my next post)

idk man, i mean i got like 10 matches yesterday and 10 today but usually it's like 2-3 a day and i'm okay with that, srs. i'm also super picky with my swiping. i'd say all are 7/10+ with most being 8s? maybe a couple 8.5s? and 1 9 or 9.5 that i think is super fine (great looks, great personality, witty, etc) and am currently talking to. but idk, misc standards are high af so lol.

[American Psycho]

Too thirsty? Girl is TINY

[TMaC828]

idk man, i mean i got like 10 matches yesterday and 10 today but usually it's like 2-3 a day and i'm okay with that, srs. i'm also super picky with my swiping. i'd say all are 7/10+ with most being 8s? maybe a couple 8.5s? and 1 9 or 9.5 that i think is super fine (great looks, great personality, witty, etc) and am currently talking to. but idk, misc standards are high af so lol.

Lol.

I don't have time to scroll through pictures and read bios. I swipe right for everyone... and go figure, I match every whale and they end up messaging me. Just signed up a few days ago... 77 matches... 70 were whales.

[SwackJackD]

I need help with my profile brahs, have no idea what to put..are pics alright? pls help, literally days away from being 28 year-old virgin..

as you can see matches suckkk.


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