RANT: Sailing An Ocean of Bud Light Lime

[Turco]

I'm poasting from a phone made by Apple Inc. and cannot figure out how to subscribe to this Rant thread. I thought there used to be a link at the top of the page. Where did it go?

[therorschach]

I'm poasting from a phone made by Apple Inc. and cannot figure out how to subscribe to this Rant thread. I thought there used to be a link at the top of the page. Where did it go?

It's under Thread Tools, you thread tool.

[im2manly]

I'm poasting from a phone made by Apple Inc. and cannot figure out how to subscribe to this Rant thread. I thought there used to be a link at the top of the page. Where did it go?

Idk, you should probably stop trying though.

[Turco]

I don't see thread tools. Maybe this is a sign?

[darinaldi]

I'm poasting from a phone made by Apple Inc.

You on a phone is really the triumph of optimism over experience.

[therorschach]

I don't see thread tools. Maybe this is a sign?

Just realized you is probably viewing the mobile version. I would scroll down and tap the Desktop site link and then you should see Thread Tools and be able to subscribe this ****gy thread.

[Turco]

You on a phone is really the triumph of optimism over experience.

I'm on a phone. Everybody look at me. I'm on a phone.

Just realized you is probably viewing the mobile version. I would scroll down and tap the Desktop site link and then you should see Thread Tools and be able to subscribe this ****gy thread.

thank you my friend. Now that I subscribed, I noticed that this thread sucks.

[darinaldi]

thank you my friend. Now that I subscribed, I noticed that this thread sucks.

Which means you'll fit in just fine.

[Turco]

I need cliffs for the last 4 years.

[Turco]

Also, did y'all go through a yolo phase? If so, I'm glad I missed that.

[darinaldi]

Also, did y'all go through a yolo phase? If so, I'm glad I missed that.

No, but we went through a TABSBALFYOF phase.

[darinaldi]

And it's back to a dead Rant. JFC, you are all pathetic.

[darinaldi]

And it's back to a dead Rant. JFC, you are all pathetic.

Shouples at least has an excuse, since he and his friends are busy eating and drinking themselves into a coma this week. The rest of you? Don't even pretend you're working because we know that's not true.

[im2manly]

Lmfao @ Genova Smith and the Jets.


http://m.bleacherreport.com/articles...ker-room-fight

[darinaldi]

Lmfao @ Genova Smith and the Jets.


http://m.bleacherreport.com/articles...ker-room-fight

I see the Jets are in full mid-season form already.

[im2manly]

Thought this would be their year. Had a decent O. Although, I suspect Fitz would have replaced Genova anyway.

[Farley1324]

Just view desktop version from your phone. Simple. Everything is then where it should be.

[chazzy1864]

Thought this would be their year. Had a decent O. Although, I suspect Fitz would have replaced Genova anyway.

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The Jets have taken steps to improve the quarterback position in 2015, trading for Ryan Fitzpatrick and picking Bryce Petty in the fourth round of this year's draft.

Since when is trading for Fitzpatrick "improving the position?"

[im2manly]

Geno is something awful.

[darinaldi]

\/\/\/\/

Since when is trading for Fitzpatrick "improving the position?"

Considering that Geno was backed up by Matt Simms and the ghost of Michael Vick last year, Fitzpatrick is a major upgrade.


And that is hilariously sad.

[im2manly]

In related news, the GMEN project to be early SB favorites.

[Turco]

So the astronauts at the space station ate space grown veggies for the first time yesterday. I wonder if space lettuce tastes like poop similar to his earth cousin.

[darinaldi]

So the astronauts at the space station ate space grown veggies for the first time yesterday. I wonder if space lettuce tastes like poop similar to his earth cousin.

Turco, the manure is supposed to be soil fertilizer, not a lettuce condiment.

[Turco]

Pass the space ranch please... Wait a minute, what do you mean there is no dressing?

[Orlando1234977]

Log in and look? Yahoo blocked there?

Sun Aug 30 9:00pm EDT

Is it so late in the day because of ************* *** ** * * ******* *******frep?

All 12 better be there or else.

Don't even pretend you're working because we know that's not true.

I'm moving my practice headquarters over to Tampa.

[Orlando1234977]

In related news, the GMEN project to be early SB favorites.

Top 10 odds along with their payouts from the major houses.

1. seattle 5.5:1
2. The Green Bay Packers 7:1
3. new england 9:1
4. indianapolis 10:1
5. denver 13:1
6. dallas 17:1
7. philadelphia 21:1
8. baltimore 23:1
9. arizona 26:1
10. pittsburgh 26:1

[chazzy1864]

The fight allegedly was started over a $600 plane ticket:
http://deadspin.com/report-geno-smit...ane-1723476314

[Farley1324]

Is it so late in the day because of ************* *** ** * * ******* *******frep?

Yeah, pretty much

[Miketoc]

What a day!

[theshoupguy]

Shouples at least has an excuse, since he and his friends are busy eating and drinking themselves into a coma this week. The rest of you? Don't even pretend you're working because we know that's not true.

God this is so true.

Last two mornings we went to Off The Waffle, which is just so great for breakfast foods.

And in the last 24 hours I've been to Growlers Hawthorn three times to fill up my growler (multiple times).

Went to Blue Star donuts, but it was too late in the day and they were pretty much out of everything.

Sunshine Tavern is great.

Atlas Pizza is alright.

Japanese rose gardens are okay-ish.

Pokpok is super good (been there twice so far).


I heard there was some sort of burger-centric pub-crawl thing going on. Something about $5 burgers of exquisite quality. That will probably be happening tomorrow or the day after.

I am drunk.

I love Portland.