2 girls gave me numbers without me asking. Need advie on how to proceed. (Pics)

[Poptartgainz]

Thinking about sending this:

Look, i know i don't really know you and all, and i know you probably hear this like everyday, but your just so perfect to me. The few hours we talked were really great even if the convo was stale, your really pretty and chill, and your country thats just perfect :'D i really dont know how to explain it, but i think i have feelings for you somehow. i never felt like this with someone i just met, but i felt the need to get it off my chest. sorry for being all weird just idk how to explain it D:

NOT SRS
Those aware will lol

[GenocideAttack]

text her and ask to hang out. FUKIN SIMPLE.


but assuming you dont drive, tell her ur mom will pick her up or something lul

[VAPump]

teen.

fuking.

misc.

[Justifiedpipe]

teen.

fuking.

misc.

Sigh... When will these children learn?

[celticbhoy88]

Should have called her right away just to make sure it wasn't a fake and then tell them that you're just insecure and have trouble trusting people.

[martoch]

Normally have good advice in such female matters, but 16...I'm out. Maybe see if she wants to play Pokemon or Legos.

[Poptartgainz]

Normally have good advice in such female matters, but 16...I'm out. Maybe see if she wants to play Pokemon or Legos.

Lulz

[crackersmaker]

Innnnnnn

what happened to your thread ghostbrah

[Poptartgainz]

I'm going to text her soon. Should I text the friend to?

[LOOKATTHATSHINE]

Got dam why does tinypic never phucking work on my phone. Like 30% of the time a pic on tinypic will actually load. Every other time everything else will load on the page except what the phuck i am trying to view. What gives?

[SirBetalot]

For fuks sake 40 plus posts and no solid advice?
The misc is total chit these days i swear. I work with a bunch of hs girls and the way they are all friends and yet will compete and backstab each other for the same guy makes me sick. But anyway go ahead and first text the girl you dont like and make small conversation. Maybe throw in a light compliment or two. The other will be so mind fukked and insecure she'll be foaming at the mouth next time she sees you.

[Slats7]

[dmoneythegoat]

Innnnnnn

what happened to your thread brah? I saw you smashed coco chick and then i went to next page and it was invalid thread

[4ea]

I've had my eye on one of these girls for over a year, but never asked for number because I thought she was out of my league. We have met before briefly though. So today her and her friend (who I've never seen before) randomly sat down beside me and started talking to me. I played it cool as fuk but had a mental boner the whole time. I was planning on asking for the her number but before she left she wrote down her and her friends numbers and gave them to me.
I haven't texted either of them yet, planning to tonight. I have no fukn clue how or what I should text them.
I'm not really interested in her friend. Should I text her anyway?

Keep in mind that we are both 16
Please don't tell me to go to the teen misc, that forum sux and I know you guys over here.

Cliffs :
-op has been eyeball fukcing girl for 1+year
-op though girl was out of his league
-girl and friend gave op numbers without op asking
-op has not texted them yet
-op wants advice

Dont bother contacting the girl youre not interested in. Pursue the one you do want to date.

[Poptartgainz]

Dont bother contacting the girl youre not interested in. Pursue the one you do want to date.

Thank you for giving me actual advice, will do

[peasandlove]

Didn't you learn anything from that 200 pg thread?

[ZPGLazarus]

Sigh... When will these children learn?

Age: 18

[Poptartgainz]

Fml
Main sloot hasn't responded at all and it's been 30 min

I think I ****ed it up with her friend

Hasn't responded
Fml

[biggerleaffan]

lmao
in

[googleccd]

Ey baby girl, Thanks for giving me both of your numbers, Lets skip the bullchit gurls, we're all 16 with lots of free time, lets clap dem cheecks tomorow and we'll go from there, we both know you want the pipe, lets do it

[ZPGLazarus]

Too strong

[Poptartgainz]

Just got negged into deep red by vapump, why brah? I worked hard to get my 86 rep power.

[Thegainswarden]

I'm new here and have quickly learned that black Jesus gives some chit advice. Lol it's cringe worthy, text that if you want to sound like a *******. In my past experiences, girls that give you their number want some of the meat stick. So OP, give her the meatstick.you have been undressing her with your eyes for 1.5 years you *******, make your move.

[Ceo10kdaybro]

Tell her, "That was pretty bold of you....I was just about to give you mine. Now that that's out of the way, we need to set up som'n...."

I wouldn't mention her friend just yet. Get her talking about you and her....then try to work on a buddy for the friend. Don't give them that player vibe...they might be trying to test you.

This is advice you should not follow

Mistake one: mentioning u were about to give your number? Why is this worth mentioning now? Beta and fuking gay

Mistake 2: we should setup something? ?? No chit captain obvious don't u think thats the whole point of them giving the numbers. Its also not direct and beta as fuk


Just give up. Your advice is phuckin dog shyt

[Ceo10kdaybro]

Fml
Main sloot hasn't responded at all and it's been 30 min

I think I ****ed it up with her friend

Hasn't responded
Fml

Youre supposed to set up something immediatly. You dont get your cock wet by texting garbage

U goofed hard as fuk u moron

[YIAMSOMEBODY]

I trust you implicitly but that doesn't sound like me at all brah.

Thank you for giving me actual advice, will do

Fml
Main sloot hasn't responded at all and it's been 30 min

I think I ****ed it up with her friend

Hasn't responded
Fml

I told you what to send. You didn't listen. You're not trying to SOUND like anything. She doesn't know it's not coming from you. All you had to do was send it.

This is advice you should not follow

Mistake one: mentioning u were about to give your number? Why is this worth mentioning now? Beta and fuking gay

Mistake 2: we should setup something? ?? No chit captain obvious don't u think thats the whole point of them giving the numbers. Its also not direct and beta as fuk


Just give up. Your advice is phuckin dog shyt

I find it disturbing, beyond imaginable levels, that *******s like you will go to great lengths to critique and goddamned text to a chick. It's pretty sad. Since you went there, then I'll go ahead and explain why I said what I said.

First off, he got two numbers. Maybe the chick he likes was trying to test him, as I said in the beginning, and throwing him a wrench to see if he'd text the other girl when he was obviously interested in her. It's stupid, but it was done. Beta, beta....stop using that sh**. NO ONE aside from the Misc gives a fukc about that dumb ass sh**. You pussies are too concerned with how you look to one another as opposed to the female you're either trying to get with, or fukc. Give it up *******.

She could've responded with, "Oh yeah? Lol. Well, maybe I should've held back" or some gay ass girly sh**. Who knows, who cares? It's not like she would've FOCUSED on that statement itself. All it says is, "I was interested too and I was thinking the same thing...you just beat me to the punch." Anyone who doesn't over-analyze would read that statement the same way I typed it.

Lol, you know for sure she was TRYING to set something up when she gave him the number? Maybe she could've been trying to text forever. How the fukc do you know without asking? Youza simple fukc kid.

And again, he has TWO numbers. So, that was done so he could say, "Alright, we're setting up our thing....", to which she would've said, possibly, "What about my friend?"

That's when he can either set her up with a friend, or find out if she's gonna be the annoying third wheel.

Do you even bitches?????

[RespectYourself]

Fml
Main sloot hasn't responded at all and it's been 30 min

I think I ****ed it up with her friend

Hasn't responded
Fml

[illesBKLYN]

She's really 16?

Thought she was a single mom for a second.

If you thought she was out of your league, I've got some bad news

both of these

unless op is a <4/10

[fresnobrah]

Got dam why does tinypic never phucking work on my phone. Like 30% of the time a pic on tinypic will actually load. Every other time everything else will load on the page except what the phuck i am trying to view. What gives?

I have a solution brah

On mobile, when you click tinypic link, scroll down and on the left side it will say zoom. Click zoom and it will link to the original image, working 350% of the time. Sometimes you have to press zoom twice for it to work though.

[peasandlove]

I wonder if they thought op was gay and their new bff