You got kidnapped by them while traveling in the middle east. What you do?
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06-07-2015, 10:24 PM #1
Your kidnapped by isis, what you do?
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06-07-2015, 10:25 PM #2Message Board King
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Fuk them up the America way
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06-07-2015, 10:26 PM #3
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06-07-2015, 10:26 PM #4Platinum Member
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1.tell them i want to fight for them
2.they give me guns hopefully
3.pray a silent prayer to odin
4.then take out as many of the bastards i can before being killed
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06-07-2015, 10:27 PM #5
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06-07-2015, 10:28 PM #6Registered User
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Allahu Akhbar
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06-07-2015, 10:30 PM #7Top Tier Miscer
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Well I'm not stupid enough to go to the middle east so....
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06-07-2015, 10:31 PM #8I'm gon' make it
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06-07-2015, 10:32 PM #9Registered User
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pretty terrifying to think those ****s basically run a small country in the areas they occupy based on their wacky beliefs
I dunno I'd probably drill my way out and escapeTom Leykis Crew
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06-07-2015, 10:32 PM #10Registered User
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you're*
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06-07-2015, 10:33 PM #11+ No hate for my Middle East Bros, but I know where I'm not wanted. You wouldn't see me anywhere close.Originally Posted by young23
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06-07-2015, 10:35 PM #12Alpha Kilo
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Probably have my head cut off while they all noisily orgasm.
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06-07-2015, 10:41 PM #13Registered User
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I would do all I could to get away. Statistically you're going to get killed anyway, why just sit there and let it happen? I never understand that. Maybe the hope they'll have a change of heart is something they think will happen?
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06-07-2015, 10:44 PM #14Registered User
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First I'd be impressed they managed to kidnap me on American soil. Then as an American I'd accept my soon to be beheading since America refuses to pay ransoms for hostages.
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06-07-2015, 10:45 PM #15CEO of the Unified Fund
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Introduce them to misc. They will be so insecure about height, facial aesthetics, being FA, CEO $10k/day, bf %, etc., all motivation to kill will be lost.
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06-07-2015, 10:47 PM #16*Platinum Account*
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You are*
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06-07-2015, 11:04 PM #17True Alpha
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Why would I ever be in that chithole of a place. We need to just nuke the entire Middle East and making a giant shopping mall out of the new space.
She asked me if I'm smoking again
I said I prolly gotta go in a bit.
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06-07-2015, 11:06 PM #18Registered Non-Lifter
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mobile brahs - www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fHD9uOETJw.
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06-07-2015, 11:10 PM #19Poverty Beard King
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Laugh cause I know seal team 6 7 and 8 are 10 mins away at all times
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06-07-2015, 11:15 PM #20Registered User
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Brush up on my grammar, for a start.
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06-07-2015, 11:20 PM #21Alpha Kilo
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Originally Posted by 40ozDrank
I guess Nick Berg, Steven Sotloff
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06-07-2015, 11:25 PM #22Registered User
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I would piss, chit, and fap all over the place, leave a real mess behind so their low ranks have some work to do cleaning it up. I'm as good as dead so maybe if I was covered in my own excrement they'd just firing squad me instead of going the beheading route.
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06-07-2015, 11:38 PM #23
Convert then flee in a battle.
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06-07-2015, 11:41 PM #24
Make them Smores
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06-07-2015, 11:42 PM #25100% natty
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Would try to kill myself so they couldn't get the pleasure of beheading me
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06-07-2015, 11:43 PM #26Now that's a good post!
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LOL @ everyone who says they'd pretend to convert. You don't think every person they've taken hasn't tried that already? This isn't Homeland. I'd be a dead man either way, so I'm going to fukking wreck as many of them as possible in the very little time I have left. Plus, I'd rather force them to shoot me than stand there while they cut off my fukking head.
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06-07-2015, 11:50 PM #27Registered User
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Walk out
The above post is a 100% complete lie
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06-07-2015, 11:51 PM #28Resident Libtard
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Would recite the Navy Seal copypasta word for word.
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06-07-2015, 11:51 PM #29Registered Non-Lifter
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jakes on you. i would convert for realOriginally Posted by Tarck
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06-07-2015, 11:52 PM #30Registered User
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Learn the difference between you're and your so I don't look like a dumb fuk who didn't finish school and has never read a book, then chit my pants.
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