Tinder Thread Part IX: The time is upon us

[Naix]

I'm pretty late to the party, but wanted to try this out.

i'm not gettin shiit for matches. how many do you guys get a day?

[RTone]

I have a 3 date sex-rule. Or NC . But this girl pushed all the right buttons. She really faked it like she was the perfect girl for me. I really thought I found something special. And IDGAF about the sex, although we had sexual talk and I touched her private parts, she always pushed me away when I went for the sugarwalls. Should've just bailed but I thought she really was the girl that I was looking for. She wasn't , revealed her true self when I denied her wish. Had no feels ,moved on next day , only huge disapointment in human beings (srs).

Sounds totally bizarre. Gj getting out of that.

[WagerKing]

I'm pretty late to the party, but wanted to try this out.

i'm not gettin shiit for matches. how many do you guys get a day?

10-20

[solidus2k3]

I'm pretty late to the party, but wanted to try this out.

i'm not gettin shiit for matches. how many do you guys get a day?

10 or so.... worry more about quality matches though. girls you actually meet up with

[A1roller]

I'm pretty late to the party, but wanted to try this out.

i'm not gettin shiit for matches. how many do you guys get a day?

Same, literally 0 matches

[Naix]

10-20

10 or so.... worry more about quality matches though. girls you actually meet up with

lol wtf how are you guys getting 20 matches a day. I must be ugly as fuk

i got lke 1 girl who myspace angled

[Masculinist]

I'm pretty late to the party, but wanted to try this out.

the only girls i got matched with are busted, wtf is this. i just swiped everything cuz it was taking too long. how are you guys getting decent matches?

By swiping on hot sloots fella.

[butteredtoast]

Only 4-5 matches a day, but I have chit pics and literally only swipe right on pretty sloots.
Matches seem to message me more than I message them. I'll get a good match, but instead of messaging them I'll just be like "Nice" and then keep swiping.
Not even sure what I'm doing here lel

My entire bio is "I'm taller than you." Seems to do the trick.

[WagerKing]

My bio is

"my university

Best thing about the summer: Big Brother"

cant tell you how many cheeky pickup lines i've gotten relating to big brother this week. do it

[Naix]

what do you guys have as your profile msg? I must be doing something horribly wrong lol

[LieutenantGains]

I'm in Poland right now what does this mean help pls

[butteredtoast]

^ She wants the D

[InsuranceBrah]

Yesterday I matched up with a 6/10 and chatted her up and got her ready for a couple drinks this weekend. I chatted her up because I fb stalked her a bit and saw the kind of friends she's hanging out with. Today I matched up with one of her friends that I found on fb..about a 7.5/10 so obviously I want to upgrade. Can't drop my same tinder lines to get her # and all that and don't want to be weird about it with the first chick. What do?

[ausman!]

lol wtf how are you guys getting 20 matches a day. I must be ugly as fuk

i got lke 1 girl who myspace angled

What pics are you using? Is it a new account?

You should have matches that are hidden further in your pile

If you have an iphone use this app and check

https://itunes.apple.com/app/id980812965

[opto2017]

I'm pretty late to the party, but wanted to try this out.

i'm not gettin shiit for matches. how many do you guys get a day?

Most days 0. Yesterday I got 4.

Funny enough, one of my classmates called me out yesterday for having seen me on tinder like 5 times now. She asked me "do you delete and reinstall the app all of the time?" Well, no chit - that's what you do when you've swiped through all of the people in your area, but I responded "well did you swipe right?" and that kind of shut her up lol.

[Aaronza]

Only 4-5 matches a day, but I have chit pics and literally only swipe right on pretty sloots.
Matches seem to message me more than I message them. I'll get a good match, but instead of messaging them I'll just be like "Nice" and then keep swiping.
Not even sure what I'm doing here lel

My entire bio is "I'm taller than you." Seems to do the trick.

Selective swiping is definetly the way to go, sure you might not experience massive match numbers but you only need a couple (imo)

Had only 20 matches the first week and 10 when I deleted and re-installed, this gave me 4-5 quality sloots and I thought that was enough for me and I didnt feel the need to have to swipe anymore. Mind blown at the people who think this app is dead; you're doing it wrong.

[Arnej]

I've used this thing for like 2 weeks and have no matches haha. Can tell internet dating is not for me. I even got bored and right swiped everything.

[EXE99]

I've used this thing for like 2 weeks and have no matches haha. Can tell internet dating is not for me. I even got bored and right swiped everything.

The apps extremely glitchy, sometimes it wont show your profile to anyone, so you don't get any matches and sometimes it shows it to a ton of people and you get too many matches.

Might want to delete and restart.

That 6'2" should be getting you the tall girls (which seem to be a majority on tinder)

[StormKaap]

Teddies of peace

[liftyousay]

What's up, tinder crew. First post. Been on tinder since around Oct 2014. Lived with my parents then in a small town, and only got wet occasionally. Now, living in a bigger city and on my own, i've been having more success than I know what to do with it. Over the last 13 days, i've smashed 5 girls - all single night lays, coming straight to my studio. I hope we can all benefit from each others posts.

Oh, and I don't lift, but i'm 6'3".

[Kblavkalash]

is it just me or girls who liked me no longer come on top after refreshing?

[Kblavkalash]

What's up, tinder crew. First post. Been on tinder since around Oct 2014. Lived with my parents then in a small town, and only got wet occasionally. Now, living in a bigger city and on my own, i've been having more success than I know what to do with it. Over the last 13 days, i've smashed 5 girls - all single night lays, coming straight to my studio. I hope we can all benefit from each others posts.

Oh, and I don't lift, but i'm 6'3".

would be nice to see your pics and your bio. If you are attractive with good pics then it's not a rocket science.

[liftyousay]

would be nice to see your pics and your bio. If you are attractive with good pics then it's not a rocket science.

Won't post my pics, but yeah obviously online it's like 95% looks. I'm dom looking naturally with high cheekbones/jawline, a decent frame and hunter eyes at times.

I'm running two profiles. One on bluestacks and another on ios (23 years old and 26). Each I use different pictures, selfies/pictures by myself pretty much in all of them. In one of them I have my shirt off and look like a douche in general and in my bio I basically list my height and that i'm not looking for anything serious, but something ongoing. In the other i'm with my parents dog and come off as the perfect candidate for being a bf. hint: I don't really get dtf girls from this profile overall.

The biggest tweak is having your own place, in a big city, and coming across as dtf in your profile. That way all of your matches know what they're getting themselves into and are open to meeting at your place without having to be taken out.

I don't sxt or send cock pics, but make it seem like we're just going to hang out at my place. I call them too about an hour before they're to come over. This part is important not only for your safety, but in making you come across as more real, chill and normal.

I've slept with 11 girls this year so far. It's fun, but can get addicting too.

Actually meeting one out finally for drinks tonight ha.

[Kblavkalash]

Won't post my pics, but yeah obviously online it's like 95% looks. I'm dom looking naturally with high cheekbones/jawline, a decent frame and hunter eyes at times.

I'm running two profiles. One on bluestacks and another on ios (23 years old and 26). Each I use different pictures, selfies/pictures by myself pretty much in all of them. In one of them I have my shirt off and look like a douche in general and in my bio I basically list my height and that i'm not looking for anything serious, but something ongoing. In the other i'm with my parents dog and come off as the perfect candidate for being a bf. hint: I don't really get dtf girls from this profile overall.

The biggest tweak is having your own place, in a big city, and coming across as dtf in your profile. That way all of your matches know what they're getting themselves into and are open to meeting at your place without having to be taken out.

I don't sxt or send cock pics, but make it seem like we're just going to hang out at my place. I call them too about an hour before they're to come over. This part is important not only for your safety, but in making you come across as more real, chill and normal.

I've slept with 11 girls this year so far. It's fun, but can get addicting too.

Actually meeting one out finally for drinks tonight ha.

gotcha. But do they ever come back for more? It would be nice to actually get some **** budies. I mean if you fuk them good, they should come or am i missing smth? ;p

[anonymous]

[liftyousay]

gotcha. But do they ever come back for more? It would be nice to actually get some **** budies. I mean if you fuk them good, they should come or am i missing smth? ;p

Some do, but I usually say i'm busy or whatever. I like the thrill of meeting and seducing new women. I live my life in abundance so am never overly attached to any girl. A way to get them though to become your fwb, i'd imagine, is to let them sleep over. Women just want to feel safe and comfortable around you. I have a routine where at an hour I excuse myself to the bathroom and then come back and plant a fat kiss on them, acting like it's nothing, then continue the conversation for another half hour to an hour. By then, they're ready and my bed is just a few feet away. Sometimes drinks are involved. Other times we're both completely sober the entire time. Same result. Every time.

[Kblavkalash]

Some do, but I usually say i'm busy or whatever. I like the thrill of meeting and seducing new women. I live my life in abundance so am never overly attached to any girl. A way to get them though to become your fwb, i'd imagine, is to let them sleep over. Women just want to feel safe and comfortable around you. I have a routine where at an hour I excuse myself to the bathroom and then come back and plant a fat kiss on them, acting like it's nothing, then continue the conversation for another half hour to an hour. By then, they're ready and my bed is just a few feet away. Sometimes drinks are involved. Other times we're both completely sober the entire time. Same result. Every time.

so you invite them over and you talk for an hour, and then for half an hour more before having sexors? What do you do during all that time..? My plan usually to talk for 20 mins then put a movie and 10 mins into a movie kiss her and fuk. But of coourse i did that just few times lol.

[liftyousay]

so you invite them over and you talk for an hour, and then for half an hour more before having sexors? What do you do during all that time..? My plan usually to talk for 20 mins then put a movie and 10 mins into a movie kiss her and fuk. But of coourse i did that just few times lol.

Yep. Talk, laugh and listen to music basically. It's pretty weird because time goes by pretty fast. I do use a movie sometimes as bait, but we never end up watching one.

Essentially, they've driven over to your place. Can simply leave whenever, I mean their car is just outside your door - but it's been over an hour and they've not so you just know that they are there to get smashed.

Your way can work for sure, but I think it can lead to some last minute resistance perhaps too. And i'm over that.

[Kblavkalash]

Yep. Talk, laugh and listen to music basically. It's pretty weird because time goes by pretty fast. I do use a movie sometimes as bait, but we never end up watching one.

Essentially, they've driven over to your place. Can simply leave whenever, I mean their car is just outside your door - but it's been over an hour and they've not so you just know that they are there to get smashed.

Your way can work for sure, but I think it can lead to some last minute resistance perhaps too. And i'm over that.

Hmm interasdink, because I would think if tinder girl comes to your place, it's obviously implied that sex is gonna happen. It would be highly unlikely for tinder sloot (who who haven't left your place after 15 mins) to give LMR, don't you think?

I am not telling you are doing anything wrong, but 1.5h it's quite a long time of course if conversation is flowing i guess why not.

Btw, do you just talk about random normal stuff, or you try some sexy/intimate talk as well?

[RayDz]

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