Tinder Thread Part IX: The time is upon us

[PoolBoyG]

Need some help with this girl brahs. Matched on tinder, sent her something stupid and she unmatched me, I remade tinder and we matched again so I messaged her. I ended up convincing her to come over that night, we ended up drinking and she slept over and we smashed 3 times. She let me raw dog, she told be I was big (no e-brag only 6.75-7"x 6" around), and that I was the best she ever had. She kept asking me how I was so good in bed and that she didn't want this to be the only time. She squirted in my bed twice. Funny part is that I didn't get her number until the morning after, so I texted her the next day and she wasn't very talkative over text but I know she was busy with night classes and had a presentation/meeting and was tired as hell cause we only slept for like an hour and a half cause we were smashing so much. Then she went out of town yesterday until Sunday or Monday, haven't texted her in two days cause shes 600 miles away. Should I text her again or nah?

[awwchit]

God damn just went straight to north Carolina by this girl.

I jokingly asked if she liked anal. Phucking unmatched me, deleted me off snapchat, and probably blocked my number. Lmao. Things were going so well

Tl;dr don't ask girls if they like anal feels bad man

[Tyrantax]

That's why you need to make her wonder if you're plowing betty right now, not the other way around.

How do I do that?
also, we were supposed to meet today, but she said she's too tired after the party.
atleast she's being honest and not making some stupid excuse (knock on wood)
I also went to my friends birthday party yesterday. can I use that? if so, what should I say?

[sa7soon]

How do I do that?
also, we were supposed to meet today, but she said she's too tired after the party.
atleast she's being honest and not making some stupid excuse (knock on wood)
I also went to my friends birthday party yesterday. can I use that? if so, what should I say?

Srs? "The party is full", "too tired after the party". I'm hoping this is some sort of elaborate trolling. If not, you know she most likely fuarked someone, right?

[stevematic]

I don't know if I'm shallower than I thought I was... but I'm spoofing to a nearby place in the same province (state), and I'm literally swiping left for 9/10 of the girls I see... dear god.

I don't see the big deal. There's enough women on there that allows you to be selective.

[Tyrantax]

Srs? "The party is full", "too tired after the party". I'm hoping this is some sort of elaborate trolling. If not, you know she most likely fuarked someone, right?

That's exactly what I'm thinking and I fear that, but something tells me she wanted to make me sure that she won't do anything.
Last time we met, we cuddled and she showed everyone on FB who were attending the party and frankly the list was 70% girls.
She also snapchated her friend/Friends(?) with a picture of me and her cuddling.
I asked her today how the party went and she replied with "it was okay, or however you look at it" (rough translation from Finnish)

[mnbvcxz987]

After approximately 18 months of tindering on and off I´ve finally found the optimal pic selection, or at least come quite close. 9s and 10s are now consistently matching me (I have my own scale from 1-12 with 5 being the average, 12 is beauty still unknown), whereas before this was very rare. I´ve also found that my match frequency increase when I do not have a bio. This might be due to the fact that the bio in and of itself wasn´t that good, but it´s still interesting for those who believe they should be getting hotter matches.

Moral of the story; keep trying to optimize your pics.

What are people ITT´s kill count from tinder?

[elcoobrah]

ayyy, someone give me a short okc summary they put on theirs?

i dunno what to put up, minds gone blank

[GaiusMarius]

After approximately 18 months of tindering on and off I´ve finally found the optimal pic selection, or at least come quite close. 9s and 10s are now consistently matching me (I have my own scale from 1-12 with 5 being the average, 12 is beauty still unknown), whereas before this was very rare. I´ve also found that my match frequency increase when I do not have a bio. This might be due to the fact that the bio in and of itself wasn´t that good, but it´s still interesting for those who believe they should be getting hotter matches.

Moral of the story; keep trying to optimize your pics.

What are people ITT´s kill count from tinder?

Are you still a believer in the 3 best pics rule? Can you PM me your pics? You don't have to of course, you can just state what type of pics you have.

[YaTrue]

I don't understand sloot flake logic. Girl has been wanting to come over and flaked twice in a row. Next possible time she's free is Monday. Ask her yesterday when she'll know if she can come or not. Tells me she's seeing her trainer at 7pm on Monday so if it's not too late she'll come. Wtf? I tell her listen here you dumb sloot, I'm taking that as a no. She says "It's not a no? Why are you saying that?". I tell her if she wants to plan something she needs to do it advance; that she's not reliable. She proceeds to apologize saying I'm right and that it's wrong of her to be like that. Bish what do you expect me to say to that. If you want to get real then you can message me otherwise I'm out. Dumb ****s...

[stevematic]

I don't understand sloot flake logic. Girl has been wanting to come over and flaked twice in a row. Next possible time she's free is Monday. Ask her yesterday when she'll know if she can come or not. Tells me she's seeing her trainer at 7pm on Monday so if it's not too late she'll come. Wtf? I tell her listen here you dumb sloot, I'm taking that as a no. She says "It's not a no? Why are you saying that?". I tell her if she wants to plan something she needs to do it advance; that she's not reliable. She proceeds to apologize saying I'm right and that it's wrong of her to be like that. Bish what do you expect me to say to that. If you want to get real then you can message me otherwise I'm out. Dumb ****s...

She's flaked twice and you're still talking to her, why?

[mnbvcxz987]

Are you still a believer in the 3 best pics rule? Can you PM me your pics? You don't have to of course, you can just state what type of pics you have.

No, I use all six slots, but have removed the "activity pics" bar one.

PMd.

[YaTrue]

She's flaked twice and you're still talking to her, why?

I've already put in the effort, I want to at least get something out of it. She was texting me constantly the first week I got her number. It seemed like she had a legitimate excuse the previous two flakes. I thought it was younger chicks who flake... This chick is turning 23 this weekend. Daughter I am disappoint.

[RTone]

No, I use all six slots, but have removed the "activity pics" bar one.

PMd.

Interested, pics and your philosophy behind why it works better?

[RTone]

So my strategy after getting the number is to have them send me a contact pic, bs a little and then get their schedule for a meet, but every now and then I have a gal who either NC's me when I ask for a contact pic, or flat out says no... wtf - so if she says no, anyone got a good line to use because it kind of makes it awkward..
I mean it's not like I was asking for noods

[mnbvcxz987]

Interested, pics and your philosophy behind why it works better?

Don´t know really, basically just trial and error. Maybe because it matters less than aesthetics. Said activity pics were skiing, paragliding, hunting etc.

Edit: then again, just because it is true for my profile doesn´t mean it´s a universal rule. The main thing is to never be content with your results, always try to improve them.

[ChackoshBrah]

So my strategy after getting the number is to have them send me a contact pic, bs a little and then get their schedule for a meet, but every now and then I have a gal who either NC's me when I ask for a contact pic, or flat out says no... wtf - so if she says no, anyone got a good line to use because it kind of makes it awkward..
I mean it's not like I was asking for noods

Send me a pic of you holding a spoon so I know it's you and not some 300lb man named Jamal.

Some variation of this.

Edit: Misread it. Just use a screenshot from tinder.

[BRBMakingMoney]

So my strategy after getting the number is to have them send me a contact pic

Stupidity. They have 1000's of other dudes hitting them up for dates. Why would you make them jump through hoops like that?

Ask them what night they are free, then give them the time/place and ask if that works for them. Nothing more. Make it as easy as possible for them. If you don't, there'll be another 100 guys hitting her up tomorrow who will.

[BRBMakingMoney]

After approximately 18 months of tindering on and off I´ve finally found the optimal pic selection

What is the 'optimal pic selection'. I have a pic selection that works but after only 3 or so months it's hard to say if it's 'optimal' or not.

Don't need the actual pics, just a description and the general style/type of each photo and there order.

I originally loosely based my style and order of photo's on IDEL's profile, but since then have modified it.

[RTone]

Stupidity. They have 1000's of other dudes hitting them up for dates. Why would you make them jump through hoops like that?

Ask them what night they are free, then give them the time/place and ask if that works for them. Nothing more. Make it as easy as possible for them. If you don't, there'll be another 100 guys hitting her up tomorrow who will.

So just get number and ask when free, I usually pitch the date idea when getting the number so this could actually work, but I just like getting contact photos because I have so many numbers I forget who people are.

[mnbvcxz987]

What is the 'optimal pic selection'. I have a pic selection that works but after only 3 or so months it's hard to say if it's 'optimal' or not.

I mean "optimal pic selection" in its actual meaning, as in the one that yields the best result for me, not that I have found some golden rule for picture order and/or content.

1. Facepic
2. Pic from beach, some friends and I lying on sun chairs
3. An "official" pic of me from the military, face only
4. Me with my rifle and a boar
5. Shirtless pic, outside non-selfie
6. Pic from a lunch table, waist up

[BRBMakingMoney]

So just get number and ask when free, I usually pitch the date idea when getting the number so this could actually work, but I just like getting contact photos because I have so many numbers I forget who people are.

Take a screenshot from their tinder profile and attach it to the number if that's the problem lol

4. Me with my rifle and a boar

Thanks. Interesting that the above one would be optimal. I would assume it would eliminate your chances with certain chicks, but I suppose at the same time would attract others.

[angustonguer]

brahs, i want to pass along that brbmakingmoneys bump bot actually works.

i was skeptical at first, some dude on misc claiming he had the power to manipulate tinders algorithm to his advantage and then charging $100 for it. but i gave it a shot and it actually works and its not a scam.

unfortunately it didnt give me the best results due to the fact i live in a fairly small city with a smaller number of tinder users. but if you live in a large city and notice your matches arent what they used to be, give the bump bot a try!

[weightsloveme]

Need some help with this girl brahs. Matched on tinder, sent her something stupid and she unmatched me, I remade tinder and we matched again so I messaged her. I ended up convincing her to come over that night, we ended up drinking and she slept over and we smashed 3 times. She let me raw dog, she told be I was big (no e-brag only 6.75-7"x 6" around), and that I was the best she ever had. She kept asking me how I was so good in bed and that she didn't want this to be the only time. She squirted in my bed twice. Funny part is that I didn't get her number until the morning after, so I texted her the next day and she wasn't very talkative over text but I know she was busy with night classes and had a presentation/meeting and was tired as hell cause we only slept for like an hour and a half cause we were smashing so much. Then she went out of town yesterday until Sunday or Monday, haven't texted her in two days cause shes 600 miles away. Should I text her again or nah?

She'll probably hit you up when she's horny. Some Tinder chicks are only on there for the sex. Some women will disappear if you give the impression you want more than just sex so wait a bit longer. If you hear something tell her you want to feel her hands touching you again.

[I4TT]

Amazed at the amount of guys not using condoms with these girls...

[weightsloveme]

I've been away from this board lately. Meeting up with Tinder chicks takes too much time and they always want to hang out or spend the night and for me that's not worth it. I am going to work on improving my ejection technique. I'll start by going to her place (I can leave sooner and I don't have to wash my sheets!). I had this one chick (met her off Okcupid) I would see and she would leave right afterwards but she got pissed when I told her to find us another chick. I should probably attempt some damage control there as she was on BC and let me raw-dog. ha ha

[aznhockeybrah]

Is the go-to spoofing app Fake GPS? I used it and it worked, but for some reason I think it is making me stay in Germany when I tried going to New York and there is still German in the bios...

And jesus, swiping takes a long time...

[James243]

Is the go-to spoofing app Fake GPS? I used it and it worked, but for some reason I think it is making me stay in Germany when I tried going to New York and there is still German in the bios...

And jesus, swiping takes a long time...

Turn location mode to high accuacy and restart. To make the swipes faster disable animations in developer options. http://www.howtogeek.com/175033/how-...ng-animations/
This will cut the time required to swipe by 2 thirds.

My matches have improved drastically. Getting close to 30 a day, would be 60 if I swiped the whales. I try to as safe as possible now by actually clicking their profiles and reading bios ect, not over swiping or spoofing.

[bmk6]

Wow I took BRBs advice and set up an account with an attractive chick. I also wrote a profile so it looks like a real chick and not a spam bot. So far after 5 minutes of logging in I have 80 something matches. I need to run autoliker with botinder.

Out of the 20 or so openers it was all "You are beautiful" or "hi" or mentioning something about where she's from.

[James243]

Wow I took BRBs advice and set up an account with an attractive chick. I also wrote a profile so it looks like a real chick and not a spam bot. So far after 5 minutes of logging in I have 80 something matches. I need to run autoliker with botinder.

Out of the 20 or so openers it was all "You are beautiful" or "hi" or mentioning something about where she's from.

Intresting how attactive were the matches on average? This is so true if you open up with "hi" or "hey" you will be buried by hundreds of other guys saying the same thing.