Went full beta over Uni sloot (srs) (story time) (feels) (hold me brahs) (pics)(reps)

[Safadinho]

My portuguese is terrible. I can understand it, but can't speak it.. they're aware of it.
It's what I get for being born and growing up aboard.

I took three Portuguese classes in college and also did FSI Portuguese "Portuguese Programmatic" course. The FSI Portuguese was better than the college classes it has the text and audio. I highly recommend it, it stresses listening and speaking, see the link below it is free.


http://www.fsi-language-courses.org/...age=Portuguese Programmatic

[Vladdzhu]

OP going to the club? Whats the current status

[CollegeStudent8]

40 pages and no pics?

[Benmben1]

40 pages and no pics?

There were loads of pics, but detectives ruin everything. *******s.

[Papillo]

Umm yea. That chick is hot..

[Papillo]

40 pages and no pics?

page 24 brah..

[Smashkunt]

OP you are doing it wrong, doing the black jesus thing is good for a bit like if you wanna smash a sloot real quick, but it will get you know where in terms of creating a relation, you should create a SINCERE bond with her, not some made up ****. Get used to her, know her better, that's what it's about, but forcing/making up situations is beta as fuark.

[PeacefulDink]

40 pages and no pics?

feel sad for this brah he won't see Ana

[TheSkins]

Btw, just bought a bottle of WYBOROWA vodka for friday night predrinking.. GOAT polish vodka srs.. 40% vol. what do you think?

I think you should be careful with that, considering you said last time you went clubbing you got wasted and ended up in hospital.

You're clearly gonna be nervous and awkward, so don't drink the whole f*cking bottle and pass out or throw up or something and f*ck up all this hard work.

[F.A.M.E.]

Fuark, hoping detectives don't fukc this thread up, and most importantly of all, that they don't ruin OP's chances.

[XFactah416]

Here's my cliffs from a couple pages back. Post 1086.

Cliffs for my brahs here; kinda rough but here's the gist of it:

- OP fails an Algebra class in an attempt to create a Disney love story with a girl because he overhears that the girl is also going to fail during the final. However, OP barely speaks to this girl during this semester and now it's the near the end of the semester, which prompts OP to make thread.

- OP then mans up and uses Black Jesus's lines to score a Starbucks date. Somewhere in between this, OP drops the new classic misc line "I don't know either lol" when girl asks what kind of movies he likes.

- OP sends more cringeworthy, socially autistic texts that include ANOTHER "I don't know either lol" and calls himself a manlet in the process. Girl remains interested.

- OP uses Black Jesus's lines to create a "study break" for this weekend; girl counter proposes with going to the club with Miguel and 2 other girls.

- OP does not like clubbing and is hesitant; Misc eggs him on. Believes that Miguel is gonna steal his oneitis.

- OP decides to go to the club for the sake of the Misc this weekend and puts up pictures of the other two girls, one of whom seems to be attractive.

(Updated: there are some misc detective brahs who may or may not ruin OP. TBD on that too)
And now we're here brahs. Saturday or so is when we will get our updates.

[godownfighting]

I think you should be careful with that, considering you said last time you went clubbing you got wasted and ended up in hospital.

You're clearly gonna be nervous and awkward, so don't drink the whole f*cking bottle and pass out or throw up or something and f*ck up all this hard work.

THIS op many times iv ruined getting laid by getting too smashed only have 2 to 3 vodkas to loosen you up brah

[soznotnatty]

in for updates on club

[16ohms]

Being the beta ******* that I am, I decided to fail the final on purpose thinking that if I retook the class next year (AGAIN) with her I would manage to get closer to her and would be able to smash lol
So in the following week, finals results come out and sure enough both of us failed as I planned.

Is this real life?

[punmaster1]

damn ana even hotter in her other fb photo

dw op i got ur back son

[W8isGR8]

What blows my mind is how this whole time the girl has mistaken Petey's full on ass-burgers for alpha indifference

[TomAnderson]

feel sad for this brah he won't see Ana

this lol

[pengh]

OP wear something that makes you confident. Bang that sloot in your car after the club.

[ZoRoX]

how did I miss this epic thread. OP you really failed a class just to be with her again and now your not even that interested in her

the fawk ?

[Enzant]

I think you should be careful with that, considering you said last time you went clubbing you got wasted and ended up in hospital.

You're clearly gonna be nervous and awkward, so don't drink the whole f*cking bottle and pass out or throw up or something and f*ck up all this hard work.

Keep this in mind at all times OP.

[Magicmees]

feel sad for this brah he won't see Ana

Ana on page 38 brah

[PeacefulDink]

Ana on page 38 brah

I thought op removed because of detectives my bad

[VIII]

how did I miss this epic thread. OP you really failed a class just to be with her again and now your not even that interested in her

the fawk ?

Nah, Petey's just his own worst enemy right now. He's convincing himself Miguel is a better man than him, that his girl is just a club sloot he had all wrong, and that Ana isn't hot.

OP - maybe Miguel is better than you. Maybe your girl is just a club sloot. But don't you dare talk that way about Ana, you hear me?

For real OP, stop living in your head and filling yourself with all these fears. This girl wouldn't have invited you out if she wanted nothing to do with you. It wasn't just a pity invite. Clubs suck, but you can deal.

[GodJJ]

Legendary thread.... Ty OP

[xZezimaHD]

OP its easy
Just use the PETER method

Plan your encounter
Execute your course of action
Take pics
Evade Detection
Report results back to the misc for REPS

[Benmben1]

It was tonight that OP is hitting the club wasn't it? I hope so, in work till midnight and I need to see OP say 'I don't know either, lol' one last time haha

[xZezimaHD]

oi this still happeing OP ?

[icedtea52]

In 4 update tge club

[1rdaccount]

This better happen op, if it doesnt its like a big fuk you to all lurkers and miscers supporting you

[ceo10kbrah]

Lol @ everyone thinking I was gonna aware miguel, all the negging hate

Wheres our update?

inb4 got too drunk and threw up