RH Chat 26: Hose my fuzzy taco down with splooge, then go NC.

[Jrod95]

Not a problem. If you have other questions, feel free to PM me.

Same goes for me, although I was in a different branch. (Marines)

no doubt, thanks fellas.





edit- how the fuk do I make the pics huge and juicy..I use imgur, what do you guys use for uploading?

[hai2dehfolks]

Trying to say taken advatange of because I'm "passive". Wasn't really sure how to say it. People won't ask my opinion because they think I won't care, or can just push me into doing things. I'm an easy going guy that likes to help others but if I feel like your starting to take advantage of the situation or it's unappreciated/expected, I put my foot down.

i sent you that sc of dicks didn't i? you're not ignored in my book...

[RandomMisc]

Gorbyyyyy, how you doing today, bb? Any better?




I was pretending to iceskate in my driveway earlier. Freezing rain of peace, followed by melty snow, all frozen over. Put on shoes with slippy tractionless soles and was amusing the heck out of myself. But now my tailbone hurts from landing on my ass too many times, lol. Tatoes gonna tato.

[IronCharles]

T.G.I.F!

[Xinroth]

I used to be able to stay rock hard for 60+ minutes while sexing le significant other...

Lately there's a high chance of me going soft after 5 min... Ever since I started using Creacore (flavored creatine+some crap in it)... My weight/strength started going up, but my pepe performance has gone down. I'm not sure if that's the exact reason or not, but it seems like the only culprit causing it.


Le GF not happy. Wut do?



edit: inb4 I'm subconsciously not attracted to her anymore. My only non short-term relationship so far.

[AdamL00001]

Le GF not happy. Wut do?

Welcome back to the realm of being mortal.

Just slowly backtrack and change what you're intaking back to what you used to until you find out what took away your pr0n star status.

[Navillus13]

edit: inb4 I'm subconsciously not attracted to her anymore. My only non short-term relationship so far.

cliffs: You're a gay now and you want man beard sex with butts

[John$Galt]

I used to be able to stay rock hard for 60+ minutes while sexing le significant other...

Lately there's a high chance of me going soft after 5 min... Ever since I started using Creacore (flavored creatine+some crap in it)... My weight/strength started going up, but my pepe performance has gone down. I'm not sure if that's the exact reason or not, but it seems like the only culprit causing it.


Le GF not happy. Wut do?



edit: inb4 I'm subconsciously not attracted to her anymore. My only non short-term relationship so far.

I've heard lots of guys say that creatine fuks with their penor power. There is literally zero scientific reasoning why that would be the case, but lots of guys say it. I'm also one of those guys. Go on creatine, penor doesn't work as well.

Probably worth trying to get off of it, even though there's no biological reason why creatine would affect your pretty little cock.

cliffs get off it to get off hehe

[happywithit]

Are there any designers in this thread? I would like some advice. 5 years out of the industry and I'm clearly very much out of touch.

I went to a recruitment agency and left feeling extremely insulted, that my (12 years) experience is inadequate because companies want people with recent experience, ie yesterday.


Challange accepted muvva fukkas.

[hai2dehfolks]

I used to be able to stay rock hard for 60+ minutes while sexing le significant other...

Lately there's a high chance of me going soft after 5 min... Ever since I started using Creacore (flavored creatine+some crap in it)... My weight/strength started going up, but my pepe performance has gone down. I'm not sure if that's the exact reason or not, but it seems like the only culprit causing it.
Le GF not happy. Wut do?
edit: inb4 I'm subconsciously not attracted to her anymore. My only non short-term relationship so far.

Pepe is a fickle fella... He no like lots of things... Your diet has to be on point and you can't add too many different element into the equation or he will rebel... You should really tell Pepe to man up and stop being such a ******* when it comes to your diet.

It seems like you and Pepe have gone through this before.... I could be mistaken though... I'm pretty sure I'm not though.

[bitty_bish]

Are there any designers in this thread? I would like some advice. 5 years out of the industry and I'm clearly very much out of touch.

I went to a recruitment agency and left feeling extremely insulted, that my (12 years) experience is inadequate because companies want people with recent experience, ie yesterday.


Challange accepted muvva fukkas.

One of my best friends is a beautician...has been since we have graduated high school. She goes to many hair conventions through the year to stay "current". Do you not do that?? Do you still cut women's hair in "the Rachel" style??

[Megalomaniacal]

happy friday gents and ladies

[ElJefe904]

I used to be able to stay rock hard for 60+ minutes while sexing le significant other...

Lately there's a high chance of me going soft after 5 min... Ever since I started using Creacore (flavored creatine+some crap in it)... My weight/strength started going up, but my pepe performance has gone down. I'm not sure if that's the exact reason or not, but it seems like the only culprit causing it.


Le GF not happy. Wut do?



edit: inb4 I'm subconsciously not attracted to her anymore. My only non short-term relationship so far.

Just happens that way sometimes. Been having alot of sex lately?

[gorbeth]

In culinary news, I just made Cuban Picadillo with lamb. Call me Mr. Crocker.

Hey Mr. Crocker....

Wanna cook me dinner sometime? I'll make dessert.

[gorbeth]

Just happens that way sometimes. Been having alot of sex lately?

Looking good in the new avi, Dale. Srs.

[happywithit]

One of my best friends is a beautician...has been since we have graduated high school. She goes to many hair conventions through the year to stay "current". Do you not do that?? Do you still cut women's hair in "the Rachel" style??

Well I don't want to stay in the business anymore. I want to go back in to design, but been out of industry for 5 years.

By the way, women have blue rinses over here, do you get old ladies getting blue rinses over there?

[hai2dehfolks]

Well I don't want to stay in the business anymore. I want to go back in to design, but been out of industry for 5 years.

By the way, women have blue rinses over here, do you get old ladies getting blue rinses over there?

we call em blue haired wonders over here.... lolololol

so funny. or just blue hairs. good times... it's really big in the small country towns.

[Boffothe]

Well I don't want to stay in the business anymore. I want to go back in to design, but been out of industry for 5 years.

By the way, women have blue rinses over here, do you get old ladies getting blue rinses over there?

Designing what?

[gorbeth]

Ok, this is gonna be a little long...

So, I moved to Toledo to live with bf, now xbf. I got a job that I didn't think I would get in pediatric ICU. I already had 3 years of medical adult ICU experience. Now I have adult and peds experience, a handful of valuable certifications, including my trauma, me peds specific ICU course work, etc.

Broke up with bf, and now I have some options of what the hell to do with my life.

Option 1:
Stay in Toledo until May
Get 6 month lease by myself or find a roomie.
Work crap ton of OT and get lots of bonuses at work.
Make relative bank.
Move were ever I want in May.
I officially get 1 yr of PICU experience on resume.
Doesn't fk over my PICU with staffing issues (4 months to train a noob).
CONS: Still in toledo, have to spend more on apt than I wanted, makes just OK money, still far from family and friends, still in same city as xbf, hate city.

Option 2:
Start working for a travel agency now.
Move anywhere.
Make approx 2x more than I currently make.
CONS: I'm scared chitless to do all of this by myself, afraid of being 100% alone, will be hard to get into PICU travel jobs without 1+yr experience.


Option 3:
Start working for travel agency now.
Take PICU travel assignment near my hometown.
Make 2.4x more $ / week than I am now.
Close to family and friends.
Move where ever I want at the end of 13 week assignment.
CONS: Royally screws over my current workplace and coworkers, and that's the only real con I can think of.

Someone pls tell me I'm being an idiot for making this a debate in my head. I think I know what I should do... I'm just dragging my feet. Wat do misc?

[bitty_bish]

Well I don't want to stay in the business anymore. I want to go back in to design, but been out of industry for 5 years.

By the way, women have blue rinses over here, do you get old ladies getting blue rinses over there?

Ahhh, I see...

I thought that old women that have blue hair is by accident because they went to their local beauty school, or something. lol


And Beth...

Sometimes you just got to do what makes you happy. Things will work themselves out.

[happywithit]

Ok, this is gonna be a little long...

So, I moved to Toledo to live with bf, now xbf. I got a job that I didn't think I would get in pediatric ICU. I already had 3 years of medical adult ICU experience. Now I have adult and peds experience, a handful of valuable certifications, including my trauma, me peds specific ICU course work, etc.

Broke up with bf, and now I have some options of what the hell to do with my life.

Option 1:
Stay in Toledo until May
Get 6 month lease by myself or find a roomie.
Work crap ton of OT and get lots of bonuses at work.
Make relative bank.
Move were ever I want in May.
I officially get 1 yr of PICU experience on resume.
Doesn't fk over my PICU with staffing issues (4 months to train a noob).
CONS: Still in toledo, have to spend more on apt than I wanted, makes just OK money, still far from family and friends, still in same city as xbf, hate city.

Option 2:
Start working for a travel agency now.
Move anywhere.
Make approx 2x more than I currently make.
CONS: I'm scared chitless to do all of this by myself, afraid of being 100% alone, will be hard to get into PICU travel jobs without 1+yr experience.


Option 3:
Start working for travel agency now.
Take PICU travel assignment near my hometown.
Make 2.4x more $ / week than I am now.
Close to family and friends.
Move where ever I want at the end of 13 week assignment.
CONS: Royally screws over my current workplace and coworkers, and that's the only real con I can think of.

Someone pls tell me I'm being an idiot for making this a debate in my head. I think I know what I should do... I'm just dragging my feet. Wat do misc?

GO for option 1. I know it's going to be rough but get your certificates , THEN go to travel. With that, you can hopefully go back if travel flops.

I did beauty when I was 16 in case architecture degree flopped, and what do you know...... I became a single mum AND needed surgery. The beauty certificates gave me options during that time in my life. PLEASE get your certificates. They can be so life changing for future events you don't predict.

source: own life experience

Designing what?

I'm an architectural technologist and interior designer, but recruitment agencies won't accept me.

Are you a designer?

[hai2dehfolks]

I want to travel... How can I get on with an agency lol

[happywithit]

I want to travel... How can I get on with an agency lol

Move to UK. There seems to be loads of jobs in travel. That is all the recruitment agencies were offering me.

[OhioStateBucki]

Something happen with your business happy? Thought you were always busy with that.

[hai2dehfolks]

Move to UK. There seems to be loads of jobs in travel. That is all the recruitment agencies were offering me.

whats the pay like? Would they hire an American? would it be worth it?

[gorbeth]

GO for option 1. I know it's going to be rough but get your certificates , THEN go to travel. With that, you can hopefully go back if travel flops.

I did beauty when I was 16 in case architecture degree flopped, and what do you know...... I became a single mum AND needed surgery. The beauty certificates gave me options during that time in my life. PLEASE get your certificates. They can be so life changing for future events you don't predict.

source: own life experience



I'm an architectural technologist and interior designer, but recruitment agencies won't accept me.

Are you a designer?

I was saying that I ALREADY have the certifications. Basically, my resume is gold right now. The only thing that Option 1 benefits is my current workplace.

Degree: nursing
Specialty: ICU, CCU (CCRN certified). Trauma (TNCC certified)
Sub specialty: Pediatrics (AACN and EPPCO certified)
Plus multiple extra specific skill set certs

[happywithit]

Something happen with your business happy? Thought you were always busy with that.

No, all is well with the business, but I don't get much from it. It is what it is. It is all routine, same old chit different day.
I just want to go back into design where I can be creative again, but it seems I'm undesirable now. Maybe start my own business in design? Sell up when design business is established?

I know I can start a business from scratch. I know how to do it. Was completely insulted today in the agency.

whats the pay like? Would they hire an American? would it be worth it?

They sais it starts at �13-�17,000 here in UK. That is working in a travel agency.

They asked me what income I was wanting. I said no less than �40,000 (that's a cut from what I make now) and they said I'm out of my mind.

[happywithit]

I was saying that I ALREADY have the certifications. Basically, my resume is gold right now. The only thing that Option 1 benefits is my current workplace.

Oops.

Option 3 sounds like it works for you then. Go back to those who will make you feel good.

[gorbeth]

whats the pay like? Would they hire an American? would it be worth it?

Breezy, travel the country with me?

Ps: your sister can't come.

[hai2dehfolks]

They sais it starts at �13-�17,000 here in UK. That is working in a travel agency.

They asked me what income I was wanting. I said no less than �40,000 (that's a cut from what I make now) and they said I'm out of my mind.

that's like 26k here... hmmm... maybe ok for a single person, but meh.

Breezy, travel the country with me?

Ps: your sister can't come.

lol rude... but I'm down. I want to get out and see the world and save money too... could be interesting. I'm in. Thought about being a flight attendant for a while... but nothing ever came from my applications.

ps I wouldn't want my sister to come anyway, she's got school and a much different life ahead of her.