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11-09-2014, 12:47 AM #31We're all gonna make it crew
just decide on what you ACTUALLY want and then make it happen. thats it. ignore the rest and put in the work and one day you'll find your happy - vampirelol
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11-09-2014, 12:47 AM #32■started from the Krypton now we here crew
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11-09-2014, 12:48 AM #33
nah def not common. most humans(male or female) arent sexually attracted to animals or willing to fuk them.. except the mega sloots who care about nothing more then to have their poosies filled with 8-9"(yes srs look it up) german shepard penor.
guy on reddit discovers his wife used to fuk her dog
http://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments..._with_her_dog/
Wife and I have been married for 15 years. After Thanksgiving, I was looking through some old pictures of her. She was sharing with me stories, and I noticed one of them she was in bed with her dog (she was 11 in that picture).
I made a joke about if she used to do the peanut butter trick. Wife told me she did have her dog eat her out a couple times, said she was curious. Said it felt good, I thought it was weird but I heard plenty of stories of people getting oral sex from dogs. I didn't judge her, just asked if he was better than me. We laughed about it, and that was that.
However the next day, she started bringing up her old dog again. She ended up telling me more about her dog. Long story short, from when she was 11, to when she left for college she would have sex with her dog. (YES PIV).
I could tell she was embarassed sharing the story, I didn't really know how to react. I wanted to laugh, wanted to think it was all a joke, but she was sincere. After sharing the story, she was relieved that I didn't judge her. She told me I was the first person she has ever told and how great it felt getting it off of her chest and how great of a husband I am.
The problem is I still can't rap my head around this. I am still thinking about her tiny self getting mounted by her golden retriever. I don't know why, but now when I look at my wife I keep thinking dog slut. I love my wife to death, we have three beautiful children together, and I get that it took a lot of courage sharing that with me. And I don't want to come off as judging or hurt her feelings. But I am still hung up on this, I don't want to tell her that my brain is still fried from when she told me but it is. I want her to feel safe telling me things and me telling her that I am ****ed up because she opened up to me would mess with us. When I am at work and I just keep imagining her moaning to a ****ing dog. If it was just the eating out part I wouldn't care but the fact they had intercourse is really ****ing with my head.
She told me some other things that ****ed with my head. She told me that the thing that made the whole experience so unique was the fact that having sex with a dog is very primal. In the sense that when a dog starts going he doesn't stop even if it was hurting her. Dog doesn't know what rape is. And then there is the "knot" (you can google that).
Some more information - okay guys people have been asking why I included the fact she is petite and all. It's because to her, this wasn't just like a vibrator or dildo type thing. She got off on the fact that the dog would dominate her, the fact he wouldn't let go of her. The dog literally made her his bitch.
The knot aspect of sex, that she couldn't escape from him and it would hurt her a bit (she described it as "the good kind of hurt"). And as a human I can't form a knot, and even if I could I don't want to remind her of her doggy days.
She was embarassed at first about sharing this, but now she describes the whole thing fondly. That she would think about coming home to having a loyal lover. She said, she just had to take her clothes off and her dog would know what was coming.
This is what really is ****ing with my head. The only good thing that I can think of, is when I talked about getting a dog a while back she suggested we didn't.
What do I do guys?
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11-09-2014, 12:49 AM #34
its pretty hot when the dogs hump them; homies be getting it, hard
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11-09-2014, 12:52 AM #35
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I'm pretty sure they bang dawgs like Tyrone and dequan on the reg. I'm not sure if they ever bang their dogs though. If they do than brb buying a dog costume. Semisrs
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11-09-2014, 12:57 AM #36
^weirdest boner right now
Wish I was a dog with a hot mega sloot owner
Wouldn't have a care in the world■started from the Krypton now we here crew
■get paranoid when waiter asks whether I want a soup or salad crew
■have my drinks with just ice crew
2Pac - Hit 'em up (MISC. version): forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=165574511
MISC is like a video game: forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=165775311
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11-09-2014, 12:57 AM #37
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11-09-2014, 01:04 AM #38
the **** did i just read man^^^
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11-09-2014, 01:07 AM #39
i don't know but that Alyssa Rosales vid is burned into my memory and makes me think it must be more common than i thought
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11-09-2014, 01:10 AM #40
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11-09-2014, 01:11 AM #41
What about stds and shyt doe
■started from the Krypton now we here crew
■get paranoid when waiter asks whether I want a soup or salad crew
■have my drinks with just ice crew
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MISC is like a video game: forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=165775311
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11-09-2014, 01:13 AM #42
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11-09-2014, 01:17 AM #43
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11-09-2014, 01:18 AM #44
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11-09-2014, 01:21 AM #45
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11-09-2014, 01:26 AM #46
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11-09-2014, 01:26 AM #47
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discovered this 2-3 months ago, thanks internet.
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11-09-2014, 01:28 AM #48■started from the Krypton now we here crew
■get paranoid when waiter asks whether I want a soup or salad crew
■have my drinks with just ice crew
2Pac - Hit 'em up (MISC. version): forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=165574511
MISC is like a video game: forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=165775311
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11-09-2014, 02:00 AM #49
its true brah. your not smart if your think beastiality is "common thing" just becuase google yeilds alot of results. if you type in anything taboo google will yield pages and pages of results doesnt make it the norm. majority of women dont fuk animals even if the are FA. probably less then 5% would consider it. again far from normal but there are def sloots out there that fuk their pets
Last edited by tree5O; 11-09-2014 at 02:18 AM.
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11-09-2014, 02:10 AM #50
When I was 12-13 I used to hang out with a few kids from the houses next to ours. One of them was a girl 10-11yo and they had a beagle.
One day she poured soda on his balls and licked it off dead srs. Had the weirdest boner
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11-09-2014, 02:16 AM #51
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11-09-2014, 02:19 AM #52
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11-09-2014, 02:19 AM #53
Its much more common than bronies fuking their their pony pillows (srs).
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11-09-2014, 02:26 AM #54
If you have ever left your gf alone with your dog.......
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11-09-2014, 02:26 AM #55
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11-09-2014, 02:28 AM #56
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11-09-2014, 05:56 AM #57
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11-09-2014, 06:01 AM #58
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never trust sloots
smh
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11-09-2014, 06:04 AM #59
*****://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110627153124AAY0vzh
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11-09-2014, 06:16 AM #60
I'm gonna puke.
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