Girl I'm seeing wants to come over- she knows I have "a" cat....

[LinuxJon]

But she doesn't know yet that I have 9 of them.

Is this going to freak her out? How do I break this to her?

[cphunter70]

But she doesn't know yet that I have 9 of them.

Is this going to freak her out? How do I break this to her?

Tell her you love da poosay SRS

[ZPGLazarus]

"Hey I bet I get more pussy than you."

[WHYCANTILIFT]

Only one thing to do...
Go no contact

[TeamPoverty]

when she comes over just be in a chair naked facing the door with all 9 cats in your lap. srs.

[DYELbruh]

[Burt88]

Why do you have 9 cats? Seriously, that's a lot of cats. I get 2 or 3, but why so many, brah?

[newleaseonlife]

In on Roll bread.

[sharepass11]

seriously , this is not normal to have 9 ppets, and we are not talking different pets , we are talking same pet X9.

This is serious issue

[b5lover]

go no contact with your cats

cats gonna cat

[reddanak]

Only one thing to do...
Go no contact

Every thread I enter, this is posted. Eat a dick already. Yes mad.

[upart2]

In on roll bread.

Wasn't this the op that argued that you shouldn't count the bar in your bench?

[Iliftbra]

crazy cat lifter ITT

[cphunter70]

Hey can i come over instead if she doesn't come over OP????? I love pussies

[RimmyJustlerr]

[bigfor15]

At 9 lives a piece you have 81 chances to be a terrible pet owner.

[doughnutgut]

In on ammonia thread.


This thread stinks already.

[LinuxJon]

Not roll bread guys. I posted a thread with pictures of all of them a couple months back. Flapjacks, Crepes, Carlos, Puddy, Cleo, Shadow, Snow, Cleo and Binx. They were all rescued over the past 5-6 years and needed homes.

I was thinking I could just say I have 4 and hope she thinks she's just seeing the same ones over and over?

[MVHagey]

Mirin hard as fuk. Lock them all in one room then surprise her when she opens it up

[LinuxJon]

Mirin hard as fuk. Lock them all in one room then surprise her when she opens it up

Was thinking of keeping them all in the bathroom while she was over, but that might be a scary surprise if she needs to go in there....

[ThisisnotChad]

If you live in the country I understand.

If not, wtf.

[RimmyJustlerr]

[Ozenyahu]

Not roll bread guys. I posted a thread with pictures of all of them a couple months back. Flapjacks, Crepes, Carlos, Puddy, Cleo, Shadow, Snow, Cleo and Binx. They were all rescued over the past 5-6 years and needed homes.

I was thinking I could just say I have 4 and hope she thinks she's just seeing the same ones over and over?

lost it lmaooo

[Acal83]

I bet your place smells really good.

[playsintrafficc]

Not roll bread guys. I posted a thread with pictures of all of them a couple months back. Flapjacks, Crepes, Carlos, Puddy, Cleo, Shadow, Snow, Cleo and Binx. They were all rescued over the past 5-6 years and needed homes.

I was thinking I could just say I have 4 and hope she thinks she's just seeing the same ones over and over?

2x cleo? u w0t?

[DYELbruh]

Was thinking of keeping them all in the bathroom while she was over, but that might be a scary surprise if she needs to go in there....

Are they outdoor cats?

[JDizleSwoleizle]

Was thinking of keeping them all in the bathroom while she was over, but that might be a scary surprise if she needs to go in there....

Just say you help out the local pet shelter and they are all for adoption and they just took in a bunch of hoarders cats and needed some help with them. Plot twist she calls animal control on you and gets all your cats taken away because your a cat hoarder. Not srs... semi srs

[InsaneGuy]

when she comes over just be in a chair naked facing the door with all 9 cats in your lap. srs.

lmao

[joshatfield]

Put them on a leash outside

[MarinoMike]

get making a misc hat and posting pics of your nine cats or I got something to the power of nine that's going to go away forever from your reps.