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[MrM27]

Microwaved cookie dough quest bars. 10/10. I was sceptical at first when I took it out of the wrapper, how the hell does 15 seconds in the microwave change the texture so much?

It just takes it to another level.

Throwing it in the oven is also great. For about 8 minutes.

If you actually microwave the barea for almost 1 min instead of 15 seconds it melts into a cookie.

[barbrox]

Nice pics, znik. Mirin woodworking skills. Dat pizza bread though... Yum!

Serpentarius was a bold Mexican sailor, cast adrift after a ferocious battle with pirates. After days of battling sun and sharks, he washes ashore on an island populated solely by scantily-clad, nubile females.

It would be any man's fantasy...except for the tribe's ancient, inviolate tradition requiring all male trespassers to be mutilated and slain.

Serpentarius's only hope is to gain the trust and affection of Darth, a young warrior maiden.

But are his charms enough to sway the confused girl?

Forbidden Island is an erotic thrill-ride, exploring ancient taboos and unexpected desires.

Would buy book/10

I've been looking for a new romance to read. This sounds promising. Pirates, warrior island women, and a high probability of castration and death. Adding to my Goodreads list now. Is it availble for Kindle?


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Happy weekend folks.

[Serpentarius]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=75mhgg-kee4&t=52s

[Znik]

Wow, never thought of the challenges funeral homes/directors have with severely obese people.
http://www.oversizecasket.com/funeralprofessional.html

[csb5731]

Wow, never thought of the challenges funeral homes/directors have with severely obese people.
http://www.oversizecasket.com/funeralprofessional.html

For whatever dark corners of the world-wide web that you and serp go to in order to find your anti-fatty material, I hope you are wearing virus protection.

I feel safer sticking with wholesome Russian porno.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=75mhgg-kee4&t=52s

Damn serp I thought you were through with posting snuff videos.

[kureransu]

Happy Saturday all. I'm sore as all get out,, but at the same time excited for this leg day. Even though I think my lifts will be relatively weak and such. But I'll make the most of it. Volleyball this evening after the game. Haven't played sand volleyball in quite a while. Looking forward to it.

[Znik]

For whatever dark corners of the world-wide web that you and serp go to in order to find your anti-fatty material, I hope you are wearing virus protection.

I feel safer sticking with wholesome Russian porno.

Hah, I get all of mine from http://www.reddit.com/r/fatlogic they got some awesome posts sometimes, I don't dare venture into the deep dark web as Serp does. Some of that stuff could scare you for life.

[NitrogenWidget]

Happy weekend.
4 more days of antibiotics.
It appears their affects on me are cumulative.
The longer I use them.....

I'd stock up on cheese and peanut butter if I wasn't afraid to leave the house.:-)

[biggoron]

Happy Friday guys.

Znik, I love the bird house and the deck. Jealous.


Meeting up with Biggo for pizza in an hour. I will eat his slices out of punishment for acting like he's to cool for LF chat.

You were late.

[csb5731]

I'm pretty sure that none of the poverty cities that you jakes live in has a beer named after it:





This morning's walk:

Socialism has turned Canadians into lazy-ass f*cks, pi$$-poor at securing their borders.



I haven't seen one of these before, whatever it is (belted kinfisher?):



I see this guy about half the time in the morning:



It's a beaver (i've got a good look at his tail a couple times now), not one of these nutria/giant water rats.

On the subject of nutria, I was walking the lake a couple nights ago, see some ripples emanating from the shoreline, which was obscured by bushes. Was wondering if it was big fish jumping, so I walked up to look over the bushes. I see three river otters frolicking, and was like "holy chit - three river otters frolicking."

Walking the lake the next morning I was looking for them in the same spot, and this b*tch is walking by with her three-legged dog. She asks, "Are you looking for the water-rats?" I say, "No b*tch, I am looking for the otters I saw yesterday. I know what nutria look like, these were f*(king river otters." She says, "Nuh uh. They were those invasive nutria." While I had been one million percent certain the night before that they were otters, I begin to doubt myself. Did I get all excited and call my folks about giant water rats? So I get home and google the lake and find a page with pictures of these otters in exactly the same f*(king spot. It was these three guys (not my pic):



I brought my phone on this morning's walk NOT for the purpose of taking pictures, but because I bookmarked the url and I was going to show that b*tch that they were not f*(king nutria if I saw her.

I also saw some skinny-assed Jesus-looking dude with his pants or shorts around his ankles. If he was peeing, he sure was taking a long one, and I don't know too many dudes who pee with their pants round their ankles, so I am wondering if he was pulling it. Ten minutes later I saw a gal in a unitardish-looking exercise outfit getting arrested by two cops.

widdle duckies

[csb5731]

And speaking of a$$holes: MLJ, this is why I am not posting pics for a while:



I have been enjoying the breakfasts of champions for too long now.

Actually, the Apocalypse Ale was from the night before. When I saw it at the store, I had to have it. I made a cartoon a while back when I was in my post-apocalypse cartoon phase, that was an ad for a fictional Apocalypse Ale, didn't know they had the real thing.

But we're talking 10-12 pounds before I even think of taking pictures.

[barbrox]

Good morning, CSB. Nice pics. I like the colors the early morning light makes. Did you see the sun rise?

I would have loved seeing the otters. They are so cute. How do you like living in a city now?

Edit: What are those brown, fried looking bits on the top right? Sausage?

[csb5731]

Good morning, CSB. Nice pics. I like the colors the early morning light makes. Did you see the sun rise?

I would have loved seeing the otters. They are so cute. How do you like living in a city now?

Edit: What are those brown, fried looking bits on the top right? Sausage?

Yeah, I got to the lake at 5:10. It was pretty light but the sun hadn't yet crested the horizon, I think that happened about 5:30 or so.

I think I like living in this city, it's probably the hippie capital of the world, though, way more hippies than Seattle even. But I think the hippies/freaks bother me far, far less than the rabid president-hating lazy white-trash hypocritical teapublicans-on-welfare-fawks in my former town.

It's spicy chicken sausage, left over from last night's spaghetti.

[barbrox]

Yeah, I got to the lake at 5:10. It was pretty light but the sun hadn't yet crested the horizon, I think that happened about 5:30 or so.

I think I like living in this city, it's probably the hippie capital of the world, though, way more hippies than Seattle even. But I think the hippies/freaks bother me far, far less than the rabid president-hating lazy white-trash hypocritical teapublicans-on-welfare-fawks in my former town.

It's spicy chicken sausage, left over from last night's spaghetti.

I think of hipsters when I remember Seattle, rather than hippies, but I haven't spent much time there. Just went to the touristy places. You're pretty far from your former area. I'm glad you like it there though. Is it closer to your friends too?

[MrM27]

And we're almost at the beach. What a beautiful day.

And someone decided to buy a sort of Brazilian stuff bathing suit. And it's not me. Someone went from embarrassed with herself to being a show off. I love it.

[csb5731]

I think of hipsters when I remember Seattle, rather than hippies, but I haven't spent much time there. Just went to the touristy places. You're pretty far from your former area. I'm glad you like it there though. Is it closer to your friends too?

Yeah, Seattle has got a lot of soccer-team-jersey-wearing hipster-types (maybe not as bad as Portland), but my new area is basically a full-on display of true liberal freakiness. Not at all hipster-ish. It's like one big arts-and-crafts fair combined with a 24/7 hippy farmer's market with lots of purple/pink/green hair and piercings and guages and transsexuals and smoking weed in public.

Actually, more of a post-punk/hippie/semi-goth hybrid sort of thing going on.

About a third of all bumper stickers have some sort of rainbow theme.

My next-door neighbor for the time being is this nice older lesbian lady and she just told me "If you hear any strange noises coming from my back yard today, don't worry about it, it's just me playing with my herbs." I don't know whether to expect a pagan ritual or what.

It's closer to some of my friends, farther to others. Much closer to my family.

[barbrox]

Yeah, Seattle has got a lot of soccer-team-jersey-wearing hipster-types (maybe not as bad as Portland), but my new area is basically a full-on display of true liberal freakiness. Not at all hipster-ish. It's like one big arts-and-crafts fair combined with a 24/7 hippy farmer's market with lots of purple/pink/green hair and piercings and guages and transsexuals and smoking weed in public.

Actually, more of a post-punk/hippie/semi-goth hybrid sort of thing going on.

About a third of all bumper stickers have some sort of rainbow theme.

My next-door neighbor for the time being is this nice older lesbian lady and she just told me "If you hear any strange noises coming from my back yard today, don't worry about it, it's just me playing with my herbs." I don't know whether to expect a pagan ritual or what.

It's closer to some of my friends, farther to others. Much closer to my family.

Could this be the beginning of a new CSB? A kinder, gentler soul who does yoga in the morning, grows his own "herbs", smokes a hookah, and prefers "One Love" to "Raining Blood"? You already said you're growing out your hair. Next, you'll be wearing dreads too.

[NitrogenWidget]

And we're almost at the beach. What a beautiful day.

And someone decided to buy a sort of Brazilian stuff bathing suit. And it's not me. Someone went from embarrassed with herself to being a show off. I love it.

Pics? Haha j/k

Spent day putting up wading pool and drinking beer.
Just grilled for kids.

Next yr I'm getting one of those bigger pools with the inflatable top that take not time to set up.

And CSB even though I lean a little right I have to say the liberal women I meet online put out way faster than the conservatives and don't have hangups about drinking or smoking or sex.

I have lesbians next door time also. Their bi friends are really hot and friendly.

[biggoron]

Yeah, Seattle has got a lot of soccer-team-jersey-wearing hipster-types (maybe not as bad as Portland), but my new area is basically a full-on display of true liberal freakiness. Not at all hipster-ish. It's like one big arts-and-crafts fair combined with a 24/7 hippy farmer's market with lots of purple/pink/green hair and piercings and guages and transsexuals and smoking weed in public.

Actually, more of a post-punk/hippie/semi-goth hybrid sort of thing going on.

About a third of all bumper stickers have some sort of rainbow theme.

My next-door neighbor for the time being is this nice older lesbian lady and she just told me "If you hear any strange noises coming from my back yard today, don't worry about it, it's just me playing with my herbs." I don't know whether to expect a pagan ritual or what.

It's closer to some of my friends, farther to others. Much closer to my family.

tl;dr

[MrM27]

tl;dr

^^^tl; dr

[csb5731]

Could this be the beginning of a new CSB? A kinder, gentler soul who does yoga in the morning, grows his own "herbs", smokes a hookah, and prefers "One Love" to "Raining Blood"? You already said you're growing out your hair. Next, you'll be wearing dreads too.

You mean go full Gallindo mode?



Not very likely. Just no more neo-nazi haircut - I ain't swinging that far.

[caprica6]

Good morning, luvs.

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There's a conspicuous piece of rotten wood at the threshold of my kitchen door. I'm patching it up with Elmer's wood filler b/c a proper repair would be too costly... I'll do some body weight circuits, clean some windows and paint over my repair, and then i'll watch the final World Cup match somewhere. (Lurkers beware, we discuss the game live in here.)

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I enjoyed reading about your findings, Chris!

I don't think I have a preference for hair color on guys. My first bf had dirty blonde hair but I don't see myself with a golden haired blonde, maybe b/c they're a bit rare around here. Out of sight, out of mind/fantasies.

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woo woo, MrM27

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128lbs

[EjnarKolinkar]

Could this be the beginning of a new CSB? A kinder, gentler soul who does yoga in the morning, grows his own "herbs", smokes a hookah, and prefers "One Love" to "Raining Blood"? You already said you're growing out your hair. Next, you'll be wearing dreads too.

Twas all good until One Love, I think that is bridge too far for csb. However I think Morning Dew, from Europe 72' disc 2, is believable. Pretty easy to toggle between the bluesier GD tracks and Slayer.

[SilvaMan61]

metal heads have a strong presence in this thread

[barbrox]

You mean go full Gallindo mode?

Not very likely. Just no more neo-nazi haircut - I ain't swinging that far.

Your before and after are going to look like the poster for American History X.



You could go from the neo-nazi look to just straight up nazi. The SS haircut seems to still be popular these days.


I'm totally missing the joke with the has!dic j3w. I don't get it.

Twas all good until One Love, I think that is bridge too far for csb. However I think Morning Dew, from Europe 72' disc 2, is believable. Pretty easy to toggle between the bluesier GD tracks and Slayer.

Aye, you're right. I should have said Nickelback.

metal heads have a strong presence in this thread

Yes!

[EjnarKolinkar]

Nickelback.

[Galindo62]

You mean go full Gallindo mode?

everybody in the knew dragger thread said i looked like on of those jews when i posted about my mirror mix up


People think im jewish all the time in person, but i do work with a jew family.
but i dont even have a beard anymore

[Galindo62]

metal heads have a strong presence in this thread

the main reason i got dreadlocks, is so i can bang my head even harder. dreadlocks are very metal, man.

[MrM27]

Your before and after are going to look like the poster for American History X.



You could go from the neo-nazi look to just straight up nazi. The SS haircut seems to still be popular these days.

One of the best movies ever!

[Galindo62]

nah, everyone raves about ed norton in that movie, i thought his performance was terrible. No way in hell i believe that punk as white boy was a gangster, maybe because ive seen my fair share.


of course im biased though.