girl said that her parents are out of state. what does this mean?

[koloxid]

she told me about this. why should i care? ive hung at her house a few times but idk why she would even mention that

[MarkMcG66]

she told me about this. why should i care? ive hung at her house a few times but idk why she would even mention that

she wants to **** or wants to have a party and wants you to help

[philribeiro1]

"PIITB" - Phil

[KJTrance]

Means party in her pants and you're invited

[ElevatedVaal]

obvi roll bread
nobody is this stupid

[CJ93UK]

A US state is a constituent political entity that shares its sovereignty with the United States federal government.

"Out of state" likely means her parents (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parent) are physically outside of the state boundary at present, within the borders of another state, or another country.

[koloxid]

A US state is a constituent political entity that shares its sovereignty with the United States federal government.

"Out of state" likely means her parents (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parent) are physically outside of the state boundary at present, within the borders of another state, or another country.

oh ok thanks

[FaceOfTheGods]

She wants you to go look for them

[James24WR]

oh ok thanks

Lmao

[tzamn]

It means plant yourself in her like king Arthur.

[Jackiejans119]

Dont pee in her OP or urine trouble

[koloxid]

Dont pee in her OP or urine trouble

i was tired today so i left the seat down while i pissed standing up and i couldnt even pee directly in the toilet without making a huge mess in my bathroom i have no ****ing clue how ill get my pee in the vagina thanks though

[enr33]

it means she wants you to pound her gushy wet wet you *******

[Morgaine456]

she told me about this. why should i care? ive hung at her house a few times but idk why she would even mention that

Get some!!!!

[koloxid]

it means she wants you to pound her gushy wet wet you *******

wtf is this slang for? i live in a high class area idk kwhat ur talking about

@ morgana - get what?

too many ppl arent giving STRAIGHT answers, no beating ar0und the bush ***ots

[enr33]

wtf is this slang for? i live in a high class area idk kwhat ur talking about

it means she's hinting at wanting you to come over and have sex with her you idiot. now go clap dem cheekz

[koloxid]

it means she's hinting at wanting you to come over and have sex with her you idiot. now go clap dem cheekz

damn how do i let her down? im saving myself 4 marriage

[Morgaine456]

damn how do i let her down? im saving myself 4 marriage

IF you're being serious just tell her that. She'll understand.

[James24WR]

Tell her you are sorry and you hope her parents are found soon and get back to important things like video games.




Edit- strong unawares ITT

[lisamona]

I love koloxids threads LMAO

[koloxid]

IF you're being serious just tell her that. She'll understand.

i dont think so because i told her i could lick her meat hard but idk how i feel about it now...

Tell her you are sorry and you hope her parents are found soon and get back to important things like video games.




Edit- strong unawares ITT

well i told her this one girl i used to like played WoW because she did but she was chubby so idk how she took that becuz she asked me if she should start to play and i say "nah no girls aloud on WoW anymore its for bro-only nights" hhahahahah

[TimeToMakeGains]

can confrim iam parents...

[James24WR]

i dont think so because i told her i could lick her meat hard but idk how i feel about it now...


well i told her this one girl i used to like played WoW because she did but she was chubby so idk how she took that becuz she asked me if she should start to play and i say "nah no girls aloud on WoW anymore its for bro-only nights" hhahahahah

That's awesome man haha. Gotta keep bro nights for bros.

[koloxid]

can confrim iam parents...

so can her to not act so bad? she just had a kick back with alcoholic beverages and i cant ruin my gains i might just have to go home

[TimeToMakeGains]

so can her to not act so bad? she just had a kick back with alcoholic beverages and i cant ruin my gains i might just have to go home

we did leav her alcohol but its fake alcohol but she thinks its real...

[Marronis]

Yep this happened, all of kolo's threads happen...

[enr33]

i can confirm i am house

[damiani]

"Out of state" a term used when someones parents are away from home... She wants the d, just remember one simple rule

"Protect the tank, before you flank"

[Yoitsparker]

oh ok thanks

lmao I love you (no homo)

[cemdolo]

What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ****ing dead, kiddo.