Official Tinder thread Part V: Still going strong, RIP in Peace Sneaks

[Phoenix9369]

Hey, .. How do you explain a girl sending her a topless snap by mistake?
Was talking to this chick and we've been swapping nudes.. And she sent me a bra shot... I reply sending her a shirtless shot, but clicked on another username by mistake... And is this other chick I'm talking to...
I just want to bury my face on earth like an ostrich....
I think I goofed horribly with her...
She is nice to talk to...
Oh well... There goes the last nail on my coffin.

Asked for a deal...
If igniting bad convo... Expect screenshots

[InfernoUk]

Asked for a deal...
If igniting bad convo... Expect screenshots

just tell her you sent it to all contacts? or that you were trying to start a pic fight...she cant expect anything less from a tinder guy with abs as all his pics ahahah

Soon.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/agb6vsO.png

urgh men using emoticons. no hate but why

[Phoenix9369]

just tell her you sent it to all contacts? or that you were trying to start a pic fight...she cant expect anything less from a tinder guy with abs as all his pics ahahah



urgh men using emoticons. no hate but why

Got a juicy one in return
???????
Profit


Yeah I thought that but then she would've thought I'm a filthy manhwore

[BigDandyCool]

yea if you have abs then you are more likely to attract sloots with body shots but like inferno said you will alienate some potential

This. You will get quantity, but the quality will not be as good.

UPDATE using Josef's pics listed height as 5'7. Most chicks did't giv a fuk. Even a few girls that were 6ft. There was one chick that turned him down at 5'10 and she was 5'7. IDK. Maybe height is overrated

[InfernoUk]

Got a juicy one in return
???????
Profit


Yeah I thought that but then she would've thought I'm a filthy manhwore

when i get back from the gym i send one to my tinder girls just to see what i can get back haha, no explinations or anything...

you dont want girls offended by random abs shots. keep it sexual.

speaking of which, im off to the gym!

[Phoenix9369]

when i get back from the gym i send one to my tinder girls just to see what i can get back haha, no explinations or anything...

you dont want girls offended by random abs shots. keep it sexual.

speaking of which, im off to the gym!

Yeah but out of all the tinder girls... I had to mistakenly send it to the nicest one...
I goofed badly.

Enjoy the gym!



Ok no more right swipe all

[avixion]

Soon.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/agb6vsO.png

looks like your gonna make it brah

edit: is the above some kind of whale you harpooned? lol'd

[LaxinAround]

Well my cousin popped up. Thats enough tinder for today.

[TellitAgain]

[img]http://i.gyazo.com/2eeb6c479aa5bcbfd9d8acb82f37d3be.png[img]
Well my cousin popped up. Thats enough tinder for today.

wood lick (srs)

[avixion]

Well my cousin popped up. Thats enough tinder for today.

swipe right mane

[avixion]

well then...









edit: left one out

[Idonteventlift]

when i get back from the gym i send one to my tinder girls just to see what i can get back haha, no explinations or anything...

you dont want girls offended by random abs shots. keep it sexual.

speaking of which, im off to the gym!

Spoofed myself to Essex ahead of time. This is the first profile that pops up.

Am I there yet?

[avixion]

Spoofed myself to Essex ahead of time. This is the first profile that pops up.

Am I there yet?

looks well older than 29 but yea i think you are there

[loatcbrah]

well then...









edit: left one out

Holy phuckin chit that story isn't real, is it? Lordddddddd

[avixion]

Holy phuckin chit that story isn't real, is it? Lordddddddd

mere fabrication. no idea how that worked to get her number but sloots are gonna sloot

[miscHelix]

Hey, helix is getting back in the game.
Don't hate.

It was pretty crazy. Who wants to do that at like 11 at night. I also have to work today. But She didnt want to drive to the falls seh wanted to take a casino buss there and back and we wouldnt get back until 9am.
I will see her again I realized i goofd at not bringing her back to the condo.

[IBench5Pounds]

Hey, helix is getting back in the game.
Don't hate.


Just one, but you never know when it's dudes or catfishes.
Just asked for a pic holding some random object...
We waiting.
Probably catfishing...





Also.... How do you explain a girl sending her a topless snap by mistake?
Was talking to this chick and we've been swapping nudes.. And she sent me a bra shot... I reply sending her a shirtless shot, but clicked on another username by mistake... And is this other chick I'm talking to...
I just want to bury my face on earth like an ostrich....
I think I goofed horribly with her...
She is nice to talk to...
Oh well... There goes the last nail on my coffin.

lol GL brah, also just tell her you were being playful is all

But She didnt want to drive to the falls seh wanted to take a casino buss there and back and we wouldnt get back until 9am.

Oh ok lol fuk dat

[Xone]

Well my cousin popped up. Thats enough tinder for today.

I had that happen when I was back home for Christmas and she was staying over at my parent's.

















I swiped yes.

[DafarheezyRises]

I got THE HOTTEST GIRL I'VE EVER SEEN AS A MATCH.... I DONT WANA FUK THIS UP... WUT DO???


What's a good first line that's fail proof???

[miscHelix]

I got THE HOTTEST GIRL I'VE EVER SEEN AS A MATCH.... I DONT WANA FUK THIS UP... WUT DO???


What's a good first line that's fail proof???

Sweater line or bf/gf line.

[Balle]

I got THE HOTTEST GIRL I'VE EVER SEEN AS A MATCH.... I DONT WANA FUK THIS UP... WUT DO???


What's a good first line that's fail proof???

I would bury my face so deep into the depths between your illustrious thighs, the entire staffs from your local Police and Fire departments would need to execute a mandatory removal procedure via assistance from their most modernly revised version of hydraulic Jaws of Life machinery, and as they are attempting to remove me from your inner tunnel of love, your passionate screams would reach a crescendo so high in volume that not even the taste of your sweet sugary cervix wall would distract me from massaging your bean with my uvula as I gladly enjoy having your enchanting siren-like voice rupture my ear drums and tear every remaining fiber of tissue within the canals of my ears to shreds whilst the glass shrapnel from the windows in your dwelling, which have exploded, becomes repeatedly obliterated until decomposing back into the grains of sand from which it was initially formed, just for the personal satisfaction of feeling your climactic womanly fluids spray down my chin, neck and chest as you cum before I am decapitated.

[avixion]

Sweater line or bf/gf line.

remind me of the sweater line? cant seem to remember cant be arsed going through entire thread. measlys

[CJOH]

Measlies to anyone who can come up with a really cheeky reply to "what would your biography be called?". Would be much appreciated.

[blackngoldaus]

I would bury my face so deep into the depths between your illustrious thighs, the entire staffs from your local Police and Fire departments would need to execute a mandatory removal procedure via assistance from their most modernly revised version of hydraulic Jaws of Life machinery, and as they are attempting to remove me from your inner tunnel of love, your passionate screams would reach a crescendo so high in volume that not even the taste of your sweet sugary cervix wall would distract me from massaging your bean with my uvula as I gladly enjoy having your enchanting siren-like voice rupture my ear drums and tear every remaining fiber of tissue within the canals of my ears to shreds whilst the glass shrapnel from the windows in your dwelling, which have exploded, becomes repeatedly obliterated until decomposing back into the grains of sand from which it was initially formed, just for the personal satisfaction of feeling your climactic womanly fluids spray down my chin, neck and chest as you cum before I am decapitated.

LOL, love it brah

[avixion]

already wrote it "50 shades of grey" or Manimal followed up with you're a beast between the sheet. best i can think of sorry my brain isnt working just now will keep thinking

[loatcbrah]

HO LEE FUK

[DafarheezyRises]

Sweater line or bf/gf line.

That's what I typically use.. but I sometimes feel like it's too playful and forward right off the bat and I give them the upper hand since they know I want them. But then again, it's much better than saying "hey" and going through the boring small talk (but that works for dude with 9/10 facial aesthetics)

I just messaged her.... I KNOW I FUKED UP NOW I REGRET IT... FUK... she was da one bros srs

[namechange2]

****ing love going through this thread brahs. Phoenix you are GOAT

I'm having trouble linking my FB to the Tinder app itself...I literally can't make an account, it just gives me "Error. Try again later."

What do?

[dpreid83]

Ok been officially single to 5 days, back on tinder 4 1/2 and I'm just waiting to meet a tinderella now. Tbf she looked a strong 7.5 in her pics. I detectived her on FB though and she looked more of a 6 so we will have to see.

Not gonna lie I'll probably smash either way. Going for drinks and a movie with a promise of coffee when I drop her home

Wish me luck brahs. Will report back afterwards

[avixion]

****ing love going through this thread brahs. Phoenix you are GOAT

I'm having trouble linking my FB to the Tinder app itself...I literally can't make an account, it just gives me "Error. Try again later."

What do?

try make another ******** account?