The Official ☆☆☆UK Crew☆☆☆ Thread – Version 21 – Mod Appreciation Thread

[DukaTheDude]

I'm dying here. Not going to scream irony but I find it hilarious.

Anyway, gay boy, here is my prediction.
You'll go to uni, you'll find out that a few other gays are interested in you without them knowing you're gay (either through socialising or social media, fitfinder/spotted/tinder etc). You'll bum/be bummed by one or more of them, your secret will be out, everyone will know, and you will have to just embrace the fact you love getting rammed/giving a ramming up the bum.
Just saiyan, it would be easier if you're comfortable getting with guys to just be open about it as people at uni all claim to be mature but rumours spread like wild fire just like they used to at school and everyone still acts like a child.


I also might be inclined to agree Duka's semen could be valued at £45 but I'm sure you can get a "misc friend discount" of £39.99. Even less if your facial aesthetic are neo classical.




there's nothing gay about having a naked rugby match using a frozen chicken as a ball in 10 degrees weather in the dark followed by being made to drink outrageous concoctions (none of which contained semen to my knowledge) and ending up at the SU chundering while wearing a mankini.

He has a point, if you try your hardest to keep it a secret and then rumours spread itll be harder. Just embrace who you are, 98% of people in uni don't give a chit if someone's openly gay, but if you are someone who is in denial/keeps it a secret and gets caught doing acts that's a whole different story.

But pls don't be one those flamboyant g4ys, or the really b1tchy feminine ones who cock block every other dude who is trying to get one of your hot female friends.

Just be chill, laid back and relaxed.

At one of my topless host venues where we do ours shows to 200-400 women weekly, when the club opens up after that for normal clubbing hours. It is actually a gay club, "The hub in Birmingham" its kind of weird how the vast majority of chicks who go there are actually straight hot 8/10s. Its come to the point where even once or twice ill chill with my co workers afterwards and get to know/bang/hook up with the women who would come to our shows. The guys/atmosphere there is friendly chilled and respectful.

I suggest Valance goes to one of these types of places on the regular to find out people in a similar position and meet like minded people.

Edit: Inb4 puns and jokes.

[Notsogifted]

I'll take your advice into srs consideration, sounds like you have some experience <3

Yes, as all the miscers I have met/been out for drinks with know, I am a tremendous homosexual.

[BeastModeK]

Yes, as all the miscers I have met/been out for drinks with know, I am a tremendous homosexual.

I can confirm, we held hands at nandos.

[VALANCE]

[Notsogifted]

I can confirm, we held hands at nandos.

I needed the moral support after not being able to finish that chicken burger.

[BeastModeK]

I needed the moral support after not being able to finish that chicken burger.

You pansie.

[DukaTheDude]

Oh lawd where is Kadafi when I need him




























































































































35% homo

[ibby1995]

just wondering when is the next UK crew meet up? considering coming but not sure

inb4 negs, abuse saying to not come

[VALANCE]

Do you guys realise this is like you going into a forum full of HBB's and talking about how you're too insecure to ask other HBB's out etc?

I actually feel sick and I think i'm sweating by just talking about this chit here lmao

Good luck Val you're going to prosper and be an out and proud ****get in uni yayyyyyyyy




This explains my mood today, except id probs be a pink ****gy unicorn:

[Notsogifted]

just wondering when is the next UK crew meet up? considering coming but not sure

inb4 negs, abuse saying to not come

lol

[happylifter]

Nope no leaks in the hoses. The amount of oil leaking is really insignificant - Only noticable once you're under the car you can notice it. Doesn't leak on driveway etc.
Nah had the same mechanic the time i've had the car - and he knew the PO too. So he's pretty familiar with it. I wouldn't have a problem with DIY if I had the time and trusted myself enough to do it. It's a case of good night sweet car when I get my new one though.
?

smallest drop of oil on the road is deadly and seeing as the pressure builds up when its running it could force it out

if you dont plan on fixing it dont worry about it just double check oil level and your all good

cheers mate, das it mane... I'm glad you guys just don't give a faurk about it, makes me feel better about telling my friends

like I said earlier I just have to stop thinking life owes me something.. it doesn't, just need to plod along and work with what I've got nomsayin... reps on R/C

because your not the first gay in this thread

WLM PLEASE RESPOND

[BeastModeK]

This explains my mood today, except id probs be a pink ****gy unicorn

Stop being so dramatic you attention seeking sloot.

[VALANCE]

Stop being so dramatic you attention seeking sloot.

I will brah, enough misc for the day lmao

[michael_xyz]

Yes, as all the miscers I have met/been out for drinks with know, I am a tremendous homosexual.

I can confirm, NSG went to a gay bar with 2 other Miscers.

I obviously declined. Made up a story about watching tennis in the morning or something. Needed to get the hell out of there.

[Mohammed786]

Hello UK peeps....not a regular poster but thought I try chiming in every now and then or am I too old ;-)

[Ronceiro]

Carrying 24kg of eggwhites for a mile from a courier depot because the kunts can't follow delivery instructions, notevenonce...

Cheeky kent m8. i'll wreck u i swear.

Lol jk, life choices blah blah blah.

LOL @ 'life choices'. Because you obviously chose this....since "single mother" is the 1st thing little girls say when asked "what do you want to be when you grow up?"

Well at least you don't send snapchats of your children to random strangers on the internet...

Can't believe anyone would do that Ron ...

Indeed. Pretty weird behaviour IMO, probably some sort of fukked-up mental illness underlying that $hit. If it was friends + family fair enough...but sending snapchats of your kids to randoms...wtf. Like why the fukk would we want to see that? Such parenting. So mother.

More tits, less kids.


Actually screw that...you don't have tits plus there are other girls out there who send better body snapchats.

May as well retire now, we found a younger, lighter version of you in Karlabearz

I'm dying here. Not going to scream irony but I find it hilarious.

Anyway, gay boy, here is my prediction.
You'll go to uni, you'll find out that a few other gays are interested in you without them knowing you're gay (either through socialising or social media, fitfinder/spotted/tinder etc). You'll bum/be bummed by one or more of them, your secret will be out, everyone will know, and you will have to just embrace the fact you love getting rammed/giving a ramming up the bum.
Just saiyan, it would be easier if you're comfortable getting with guys to just be open about it as people at uni all claim to be mature but rumours spread like wild fire just like they used to at school and everyone still acts like a child.


I also might be inclined to agree Duka's semen could be valued at £45 but I'm sure you can get a "misc friend discount" of £39.99. Even less if your facial aesthetic are neo classical.

LMAO lost it

just wondering when is the next UK crew meet up? considering coming but not sure

inb4 negs, abuse saying to not come

Next meet is in April, we're flying out to see the IFBB North Korea Classic and meeting up in Pyongyang airport. See you there buddy.

Yes, as all the miscers I have met/been out for drinks with know, I am a tremendous homosexual.

I can confirm, our balls touched when we were out in soho

Stop being so dramatic you attention seeking sloot.

tbh I'd rather give attention to the homos ITT than the females, and I'm not even gay

[Frizzel]

LOL @ 'life choices'. Because you obviously chose this....since "single mother" is the 1st thing little girls say when asked "what do you want to be when you grow up?"

Well at least you don't send snapchats of your children to random strangers on the internet...

Indeed. Pretty weird behaviour IMO, probably some sort of fukked-up mental illness underlying that $hit. If it was friends + family fair enough...but sending snapchats of your kids to randoms...wtf. Like why the fukk would we want to see that? Such parenting. So mother.

More tits, less kids.


Actually screw that...you don't have tits plus there are other girls out there who send better body snapchats.

May as well retire now, we found a younger, lighter version of you in Karlabearz

[Notsogifted]

Next meet is in April, we're flying out to see the IFBB North Korea Classic and meeting up in Pyongyang airport. See you there buddy.

don't tell him Ron I don't want him showing up!

I can confirm, NSG went to a gay bar with 2 other Miscers.

I obviously declined. Made up a story about watching tennis in the morning or something. Needed to get the hell out of there.

I can confirm, our balls touched when we were out in soho

wow this isn't looking good.

[IBench5Pounds]

Faurk, happens to the best of us... I see that happen quite a lot... but hey we're all human and its a natural reaction to sloot it up after ending a bad relationship, at least you've got it out the way though and know all about it for future preferences lol, last summer sounded a bit HNNG though!

Did your last relationship make you more aware of who you are getting serious with?

& Jesus maybe girls are what you say they are lmao.. I was unaweir, they must be a bit blinded by all the WK etc and think they are better than most guys... tbh how chit is that?!

Yeah man I don't regret it tbh just part of lyf. Summer wasn't as great as it sounds but still fun, hoping to have an even crazier one this summer.

My last relationship was good for me, it taught me not to be an emotional idiot. Like when you disapprove of chit your girl's doing and they call you insecure for it or whatever other word in they get out of their manipulation manual, it starts making you doubt yourself. You start to wonder if you really are being insecure and whatnot when in reality you're probably not, unless you're one of these guys who can't have your girl leave her house without you feeling paranoid. They just say that to get away with chit. Overall I've learned to trust my gut more, walk away from bullchit, and to not get emasculated. Women aren't some kind of fragile creatures society make em out to be, they're just like us with an innocence camouflage. That's why I'm picky as fuk nowadays. And it's good cause the girls that I know that tell me I'm too picky or being too paranoid are the same ones fuking other guys behind their boyfriend's backs. Just reassures me I'm handling chit the right way.

Everyone tends to go beta in their first relationship if they catch feels, just the way chit goes and very rarely it goes well because there's so much to learn.




And Michael really? no girls mire your masscles? I barely lift and sloots at the club I work at (won't say where, some of you *******s go there) are always grabbing my arms and chit. Feels good, awks when it's some 37+ dried up club sloot. Also where did you go for salsa lessons? Need to learn that chit for the sake of my ethnicity ha

[MagicSteve]

i thought i was gay for a bit. turns out my mrs at the time was a massive fukkiin dog.


currently sitting outside my ace new flat on my luggage for an hour waiting for the keys.

is next meet bodypower? am having a flatwarming march 22nd if any of you are in manc

[michael_xyz]

And Michael really? no girls mire your masscles? I barely lift and sloots at the club I work at (won't say where, some of you *******s go there) are always grabbing my arms and chit. Feels good, awks when it's some 37+ dried up club sloot. Also where did you go for salsa lessons? Need to learn that chit for the sake of my ethnicity ha

I don't really go clubbing much or anything but yes, really.

Only time I got touched a lot was Halloween when I basically went as a "Spartan" (poverty as fuark Spartan) and obviously I just got like shorts and a cape. Then muscles are far more obvious and I got some touching.

I dunno, people say they get arms touched or ass grabbed at clubs but not really had that. I dunno, either I don't really go to enough student nights or I'm so big that girls are now scared (not srs).

I go to a uni soc.

[Parsons7]

I use to be a bit like that when I was your age (well sorta, had a gf when I was 18, 19 more like). I think when I turned 20 I decided to get my chit together and stop being a ******* about making a move on sloots. Started chatting up girls, getting rejected, being successful, and so on. Hit the ground running when you get to uni. First year is the best year to do so, move into halls and meet loads of peeps in the first few weeks, friendship groups form quick. Also, contrary to most misc advice, make friends with girls who you don't wanna bang. You get introduced to their friends, and a lot of the time end up hooking up with them. Think most of my uni hook-ups came in that way. Overall just hit on whoever u wanna fawk and dont give a chit, at the end of it all you're never gonna see most of those people again. I'm at the end of my last year, it's been a fun ride.

not at uni feels

But who is Ron? Cause all I can picture right now is Ron burgendy..



Thanks bae - Partly good genetics - Thanks mum.



Hahaha! I don't even take all the benefits I'm entitled to. Only benefit I get is Child benefit. I work, I'm a carer for the elderly - What do you do with your life?

self made EDM god, writer of 'Best phrases to pass an interview', shagged a girl 100 times, and full time advocate of the phase 'no vagina= good thing'

Wait, I just assumed Parsons was on a gap year. What Uni did you apply to and how come you didn't get it Parsons?

birmingham for physiotherapy, got bbb and needed abb. resitting

wot the fok did ye just say 2 parsons m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked 300 candy bars from tha corner store. im trained in street fitin’ & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil dickhead w/ a hot mum & fake bling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper rumble. tha rumble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. my homeboys be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o’ newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a’ kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yer a stewpid lil twat, innit? ima ****e fury & ull drown in it m8. ur in proper mess ya knobhead.
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(only a joke, no ban pls)

glad dhboy got my back

16 months is perfect if breast fed up the amount if formula mix in a scoop with like 10 formula scoops



uk crew will bread a champion we failed with joomes our youngest because he gets injured and cant pull a chick to save his hand

im thre prodigy

How about you watch it first and reserve judgement till then? 'Cause I'm feeling a lot of hostility here, and I'm not liking it. When you're 15 and watch that film with your ex that film hits hard mane. You don't know about them feels.

lol'd hard

Tell that to "Michael" or JP or whoever else.

I've got a few topless pics at the beach on my FB and not got a single message from it. I dunno, I don't tend to add people I don't really know fairly well though.

But you're the gay best friend, of course they message you brah.

I could probably have my avi as a profile pic and still not get messages though. I started salsa some weeks back to try something new and everyone there is a skinny ******* so obviously I stand out (my friend lifts too but he doesn't look great). I've had 3 people approach me about my size/lifting. All guys, all asking me about lifting and then making it awkward by telling me to flex my bicep or something (no g4p). I did get a lot of looks by girls the other day but they were in the other group so didn't really have much chance to talk to them.

im so aesthetic when i send topless pictures girls dont reply because they are self concious

With regards to this parsons getting laid thing...me and xyz can get him into a london student night (we can bring 1 non student guest each I think). Get him early exposure to uni sloots. Show him how they function (they are dysfunctional wrecks so no, they don't function lol). He'd be likely to do well with the non-arrogant ones (rare to find a non-arrogant london student sloot, but they exist and tend to not be in fukkin huge groups where they try to impress their m9 sloots by being super bitchy etc).Then again I'm not claiming to be a miracle worker, I winged Colonel Kadafi ie started off the process but the Colonel got the job done with the spanish womanlet.






Are you a single mother?

when we going out

I can confirm that if Parsons comes to Notts me, Arumyron and CunnieUK will get him laid in Ocean, srs. I put the chances of you pulling at 99.99999%. And that's at Uni of Ocean. I'd say at Trent Ocean your chances of pulling are actually more than 100%.



Also Mich what happened in the 6 months after you left this thread because you were an awkward kunt and before you returned bringing the lulz 24/7?

wheres my invite

[IBench5Pounds]

not at uni feels


got bbb and needed abb. resitting
glad dhboy got my back

You will be next year though chillax. And fair play I'm contemplating doing a part time masters at Brum, but I cba with this broke as fk lifestyle anymore so I need any kind of job before I do that

[Zirenz]

Well that took a while to catch up fml
depressing but gooood

When actually is body power and how much is it to attend?

April or May and iirc price has nearly doubled for a weekend ticket - dat inflation from fitness fad boom

has shared bed with miscers before its more lulzy than you can imagine


although i had to stick a massive pillow in the middle so i never get crushed by a sweaty cow who snores like a seal

Lmfao remember this funny as fuark night the sheets were soaked.

Can confirm Lionbrah when sleeping transforms into snoring Walrus brah.

http://montecarloorbustrally.com
Might be doing this, raise some moneys and have a laugh. Anyone else interested?

- Turn this rumour into a premonition
- ???
- aquire BJ
- profit

£250 banger...
CD player/aux cable will possibly be a fantasy.
I'll borrow you my Walkman from 1996.

seems like a lolzy way to spend 3 days just bring a hammer some duct tape and a bunch of wd40

Sweet mother of god, that looks amazing.

My car has a tape player, bought a tape aux lead m8 - can plug in mp3/phones no problem

I'm afraid I cannot do that as I've only just been unbanned.

inb4 Duka's ego hurt again when he doesn't get chosen as a mate.

The mythology of girl A mayne

haha lord so much that

hey im only a bear wut do i know

You sure know how to finger a pot of honey at least.

because when you are queueing for child support, i can see how many people are infront

LOOOL - btw ******* you need to FB me some playlists

Hai

Renewing car insurance sucks!!!

That is all

Thanx

Bai

You should see how much it is to put your mum and brothers on yours. Stacking insurance policies with more drivers can sometimes lower it.

I'm shopping around for mine at the moment too, it's due at the end of this month. Last I checked it should be around 300 (feels good, man).

Do the bolded, added my dad as a named driver.

Passed my driving test in January, can't use motorbike no claims bonus which is a con. Despite that fully comp with 0 no claims bonus came in at £670

Got her on dat dere full fat milk and meals of champions. She'll be flat benching double her weight in no time.

Not sure how much this kid is lifting - but fuarrrkkk. In4 breeding champions.

inb4 ban

You looking a little vexed, Duka
I powerlift and still aesthetic, Duka
Why not both, Duka
Aesthetics without strength looks stupid, Duka
What comes next, Duka
Working on your legs, Duka
'Cause take it from me you need to squat more, Duka!

Truth.

I'm dying here. Not going to scream irony but I find it hilarious.

Anyway, gay boy, here is my prediction.
You'll go to uni, you'll find out that a few other gays are interested in you without them knowing you're gay (either through socialising or social media, fitfinder/spotted/tinder etc). You'll bum/be bummed by one or more of them, your secret will be out, everyone will know, and you will have to just embrace the fact you love getting rammed/giving a ramming up the bum.
Just saiyan, it would be easier if you're comfortable getting with guys to just be open about it as people at uni all claim to be mature but rumours spread like wild fire just like they used to at school and everyone still acts like a child.


I also might be inclined to agree Duka's semen could be valued at £45 but I'm sure you can get a "misc friend discount" of £39.99. Even less if your facial aesthetic are neo classical.

Dying.

Hello UK peeps....not a regular poster but thought I try chiming in every now and then or am I too old ;-)

Sup, aesthetic AVI man.

Seeing your age you and daisy will be exchanging them nudes.

[lucasmartin079]

lol my quote for a 2k 1.2 Reault Clio is 2.5k.. and if I add my dad as a named driver goes up to 3.7k cos of his speeding fines. Strong everything.
(third party only)

[Ronceiro]

when we going out

Like end of this month? Let's find out when the others are free.

Sup, aesthetic AVI man.

Seeing your age you and daisy will be exchanging them nudes.

I don't think there's a camera lens with a wide enough angle to fit all of his schlong into 1 pic

[AWG]

I can confirm that if Parsons comes to Notts me, Arumyron and CunnieUK will get him laid in Ocean, srs. I put the chances of you pulling at 99.99999%. And that's at Uni of Ocean. I'd say at Trent Ocean your chances of pulling are actually more than 100%.



Also Mich what happened in the 6 months after you left this thread because you were an awkward kunt and before you returned bringing the lulz 24/7?

Get him up on a saturday...we'll go to Trent Climax.

srs...IN

[daisybee81]

Sup, aesthetic AVI man.

Seeing your age you and daisy will be exchanging them nudes.

Interdasting.....

[michael_xyz]

Why do you call your ends "Shottingham" when no one gets shot in 'em?

Brap.

[Zirenz]

lol my quote for a 2k 1.2 Reault Clio is 2.5k.. and if I add my dad as a named driver goes up to 3.7k cos of his speeding fines. Strong everything.
(third party only)

Seriously try fully comp quotes, my mind was blown that the majority are cheaper than 3rd party only. I believe the logic behind it is something along the lines of when you get third party insurance the insurers think you won't give a **** about your vehicle and will drive crapper etc.

Like end of this month? Let's find out when the others are free.




I don't think there's a camera lens with a wide enough angle to fit all of his schlong into 1 pic

lol, i will not say that famed 3 letter word in fear of being banned again.

Interdasting.....

and so...it begins.