I work in a bar and can't look at people the same way anymore (LOL/wot)

[jeffaz]

also a bartender.

can confirm everything said itt. srs. new years was hectic. so many people having sex0rs in the toilets. i find it hard to believe they dont get kicked out where you work when they get caught doing **** like this? must work in a pretty dingy bar OP.

one thing about hospo though is all the eople you work with. theyre all super keen all the time. story:

-new years
-worked till 4 am
-start drinking with work crew, free alco after work
-been trying for this chick for a while kinda idly, not really putting huge effort in coz she has bf
-go to casino across road, get drunk
-girl says come find another bar with her
-walk away from group, hook up
-take home

and thats the 8th girl ive smashed from my work. srs.

[AgentKunt]

and thats the 8th girl ive smashed from my work. srs.

stats:
6'7

LEGIT.

[Bushmaster]

My family owned two bars..i now exactly what you mean. I also worked for 2-3 years in strip clubs as security..that will break you of going to strip clubs and really change your attitude on women in general

Come on dude, tell the story!

I worked in a bar once when I was in college, but not a strip club... always felt cheated for it too.

[BigG21]

also a bartender.

can confirm everything said itt. srs. new years was hectic. so many people having sex0rs in the toilets. i find it hard to believe they dont get kicked out where you work when they get caught doing **** like this? must work in a pretty dingy bar OP.

one thing about hospo though is all the eople you work with. theyre all super keen all the time. story:

-new years
-worked till 4 am
-start drinking with work crew, free alco after work
-been trying for this chick for a while kinda idly, not really putting huge effort in coz she has bf
-go to casino across road, get drunk
-girl says come find another bar with her
-walk away from group, hook up
-take home

and thats the 8th girl ive smashed from my work. srs.

yea bra plenty dudes at my work do the same thing

[Muuuse]

Some amazing stories in here.

To restore some respect? to the girls, I can assure you that not all girls are like this. You do generally get a lot of decent girls. I know many girls who have boyfriends and go clubbing, yet would NEVER cheat. I have seen it in action- turning down many guys.

I personally think that you can tell if your GF is a sloot just by analysing the way they act around you, others and when they're drunk.

[BigG21]

Some amazing stories in here.

To restore some respect? to the girls, I can assure you that not all girls are like this. You do generally get a lot of decent girls. I know many girls who have boyfriends and go clubbing, yet would NEVER cheat. I have seen it in action- turning down many guys.

I personally think that you can tell if your GF is a sloot just by analysing the way they act around you, others and when they're drunk.

well so far theirs been no female miscers to defend themselves brah... conspiracy?

[Muuuse]

well so far theirs been no female miscers to defend themselves brah... conspiracy?

This is true. Silly me!

[jeffaz]

Some amazing stories in here.

To restore some respect? to the girls, I can assure you that not all girls are like this. You do generally get a lot of decent girls. I know many girls who have boyfriends and go clubbing, yet would NEVER cheat. I have seen it in action- turning down many guys.

I personally think that you can tell if your GF is a sloot just by analysing the way they act around you, others and when they're drunk.

this is true and false at the same time. ive seen regulars come in with boyfriends many many nights who have rejected tons and tons of guys, but randomly one night for some of them theyll just go "phuck it" and take a guy home randomly, then continue on their way rejecting a buttload of guys.

[BigG21]

this is true and false at the same time. ive seen regulars come in with boyfriends many many nights who have rejected tons and tons of guys, but randomly one night for some of them theyll just go "phuck it" and take a guy home randomly, then continue on their way rejecting a buttload of guys.

can confirm have seen this plenty of times

[Lewiz]

Worked as a bartender during summer in one of the biggest clubs in Belgium.

Cliffs:
- 7/10 comes to bar
- engages sloot mode talk
- orders drinks
- pays with condom folded into money
- askes number, don't see her for rest of the night
- sends message 4 AM: come over for sexy time
- bang
- asks me: where did you park your car?
- "wtf does that matter"
- says: my BF is often patrolling round the block to check up on me.
- starts round 2 with BJ
- U wot m8?

[jakestevenson]

Some amazing stories in here.

To restore some respect? to the girls, I can assure you that not all girls are like this. You do generally get a lot of decent girls. I know many girls who have boyfriends and go clubbing, yet would NEVER cheat. I have seen it in action- turning down many guys.

I personally think that you can tell if your GF is a sloot just by analysing the way they act around you, others and when they're drunk.

this is true and false at the same time. ive seen regulars come in with boyfriends many many nights who have rejected tons and tons of guys, but randomly one night for some of them theyll just go "phuck it" and take a guy home randomly, then continue on their way rejecting a buttload of guys.

can confirm have seen this plenty of times

amused

[YouDunGoof]

Worf makes a good bar bouncer

[needabs]

Couple years ago me n my mate picked up this girl as we were walking to the service station. I think she was only 17 actually. She had a fight with bf and come back to my unit for drinks. The three of us were drunk and started dancing then we told her to strip and she stripped to brah n nikkas. She was a little italian girl bout a size 7. Soon after this I took her up stairs n smashed her but as I was smashing her I accidently stuck it in her ass n she started crying. I felt bad and tried to comfort her but she just kept crying so I fuked off downstairs. My mate then went up to smash her but think she was still crying so he literally through her on his shoulders and was gonna take her home, yea not her home his home...

I was drunk as fuk at the time n I could see what he was doing so I panicked n pulled out a fukn knife n told him to put her down and ask her what she wanted to do. He then picked up a bottle backwards and we both stood there staring eachother down. Eventually he fuked off and noone was hurt thank god. The poor girl was still upset but she calmed down. I then fuked her for the next week as she sent msgs to her bf saying she loves him and misses him etc. He was in hospital at the time after being gang bashed by blacks.

Anyway eventually she felt bad n wantedvto go back with bf but there was no way I wasnt gonna tell him what shed been up to. I told him what shed been doing while she was on the phone to him. He didnt want to fight me he just dumped her and she was furious at me. I never saw her again lol I did see my mate again but he just kept hitting on every gf I had around so we arent mates now... True story...

[BigG21]

Couple years ago me n my mate picked up this girl as we were walking to the service station. I think she was only 17 actually. She had a fight with bf and come back to my unit for drinks. The three of us were drunk and started dancing then we told her to strip and she stripped to brah n nikkas. She was a little italian girl bout a size 7. Soon after this I took her up stairs n smashed her but as I was smashing her I accidently stuck it in her ass n she started crying. I felt bad and tried to comfort her but she just kept crying so I fuked off downstairs. My mate then went up to smash her but think she was still crying so he literally through her on his shoulders and was gonna take her home, yea not her home his home...

I was drunk as fuk at the time n I could see what he was doing so I panicked n pulled out a fukn knife n told him to put her down and ask her what she wanted to do. He then picked up a bottle backwards and we both stood there staring eachother down. Eventually he fuked off and noone was hurt thank god. The poor girl was still upset but she calmed down. I then fuked her for the next week as she sent msgs to her bf saying she loves him and misses him etc. He was in hospital at the time after being gang bashed by blacks.

Anyway eventually she felt bad n wantedvto go back with bf but there was no way I wasnt gonna tell him what shed been up to. I told him what shed been doing while she was on the phone to him. He didnt want to fight me he just dumped her and she was furious at me. I never saw her again lol I did see my mate again but he just kept hitting on every gf I had around so we arent mates now... True story...

holy chit farkin lold at knife

[PervedOut]

I remember this one happened at my old work a few years ago. Apparently the guy was married. He tried to get the photos taken down with some legal mumbo jumbo but the guy who uploaded them just laughed.


(You can't see anything, but edited just incase mods. I've been banned for less)

edited nudes draw bans m8, i'd take em down. also strong tiny edit area lol.

[NG91]

http://www.embarrassingnightclubphotos.com/

Pretty much sums up this thread lol

[flexwheeler123]

[Skinnygeorge]

god damn sloots gonna sloot

[jamarcus11]

usually just wannabes or posers pretending to be something their not...thats at clubs anyways..see them outside of the club and their totaly different people srs

bitches gonna b bitches

[BigG21]

bitches gonna b bitches

goes for dudes aswell bra, when their full of beer act like your best buddy at the club trying to make an image like they know everyone then see them at a shopping centre and they are usually awkward as fuk/avoid you...was walking towards one dude that talks to every bouncer/bartender acts like he knows them all personally aswell as myself asked me to borrow 10 bucks one night anyways see him at the shops make eye contact about 10 metres away and he looks at the phukin roof....srs....and kept looking at the roof then i looked back and the fuker looks bak at me...whenever i see him in my work i just deathstare him or do some weird chit to make him feel like a little bish dudes creeped out by me now and actually told the manager that i was scaring him lel all for laughs though

[desperado419]

hey im 12, what is this?



good thread op, you gonna make it

[Spenty]

Best avi and best cliffs I've seen, repped.

[flexwheeler123]

goes for dudes aswell bra, when their full of beer act like your best buddy at the club trying to make an image like they know everyone then see them at a shopping centre and they are usually awkward as fuk/avoid you...was walking towards one dude that talks to every bouncer/bartender acts like he knows them all personally aswell as myself asked me to borrow 10 bucks one night anyways see him at the shops make eye contact about 10 metres away and he looks at the phukin roof....srs....and kept looking at the roof then i looked back and the fuker looks bak at me...whenever i see him in my work i just deathstare him or do some weird chit to make him feel like a little bish dudes creeped out by me now and actually told the manager that i was scaring him lel all for laughs though

lol

[Spenty]

was walking towards one dude that talks to every bouncer/bartender acts like he knows them all personally aswell as myself asked me to borrow 10 bucks one night anyways see him at the shops make eye contact about 10 metres away and he looks at the phukin roof....srs....and kept looking at the roof then i looked back and the fuker looks bak at me

This has got me crying with laughter for some reason.

[janky]

This thread accurately sums up why I quit going to clubs lol. In defense though, there are a very, very, VERY small majority of girls who just go there because their friends do, or because they like to dance and unwind. They don't turn into sloppy, drunk, cock-thirsty messes. They have one or two drinks, dance with their friends, and leave with their friends.
Unfortunately, this accounts for 0.07% of the females in clubs... the rest are... well... this thread.

Bars though... ehhh. I dunno.
I stopped going to ****gy sports bars full of male/female D-bags.
As someone that's big into craft beer and homebrewing, I'm friends with a lot of local brewers and bar owners, and we go to bars where you would never in your life see some chit like this. They're all very laid back with great beer selections and college hipsters or other beer geeks.

At those bars, it's rare to even see the d-bag in their natural habitat. Most of the ones that come in look uncomfortable as fuk, realize there's no sloots in war paint and mini dresses, and leave.

[chrsschb]

yeah brah its unbelievable, The attention craving is alot worse these days i think with social media and chit, the lengths sloots go to on ******** and chit is crazy hence 3/10 with inflated egos

No kidding, every time some chick says some stupid chit like, "If I wanted to cheat I could have already." I'm just like no chit you have a vagina.

[Nara22]

This thread has confirmed my worst fears. Glad I got out of my relationship when I did.

All the brahs that have "loyal" girlfriends, where did you meet them and do these threads scare the chit out of you lol?

[BigG21]

This thread has confirmed my worst fears. Glad I got out of my relationship when I did.

All the brahs that have "loyal" girlfriends, where did you meet them and do these threads scare the chit out of you lol?

i don't think theirs such thing brah, media and just the way people are have influenced sloots since they were born, you can never be too sure, and the thing is you can't stop it happening it doesnt matter how hard you try, treat a girl or how much money you earn, how good your facial aesthetics are none of it matters srs if a sloot wants other dink she'll go get it theirs no magic behind it and pretty simple...theirs those rare people that stay together for 50 years but who knows what they've done...live life to achieve brahs and make something of yourself and if you find a good girl and she's loyal or it seems have kids and chit but don't be an insecure ******* about it because if a sloots gunna sloot then she will simple.

[ALonelyHero]

Answering a question on one of the first pages, more of you probably want to know the same thing.

Honestly, size doesnt really matter. Most clubs/bars I go to will usually have 2 or 3 bigger guys and maybe 1 or 2 smaller/average sized dudes. If you're confident and have good communication skills then I wouldnt worry too much about whether you're big enough or not. The fact that you're on a bodybuildingforum probably means you're big enough. (unless you dont even lift and are here from reddit or some chit.)

Few weeks ago I was at a club and I swear, he must have been on a trial run or being trained up or something but there was some baby-looking bouncer there who must have only been about 18 (looked about 12) couldnt have been any taller than 5"3 and 125lbs. Nothing was intimidating about him. I was in the cue trying to get in and there were some guys just basically ripping the piss out of him for how he looked. Felt bad for him to be honest, but props to him for having the balls to go for what he wanted. He probably knew what he was letting himself in for.

If he can do it then so can everyone else. Just be cool, confident and communicate clearly.


*EDIT*

Club im talking about was one in Liverpool for any UK Brah's. Quite a popular one with young people/students.

[PervedOut]

Answering a question on one of the first pages, more of you probably want to know the same thing.

Honestly, size doesnt really matter. Most clubs/bars I go to will usually have 2 or 3 bigger guys and maybe 1 or 2 smaller/average sized dudes. If you're confident and have good communication skills then I wouldnt worry too much about whether you're big enough or not. The fact that you're on a bodybuildingforum probably means you're big enough. (unless you dont even lift and are here from reddit or some chit.)

Few weeks ago I was at a club and I swear, he must have been on a trial run or being trained up or something but there was some baby-looking bouncer there who must have only been about 18 (looked about 12) couldnt have been any taller than 5"3 and 125lbs. Nothing was intimidating about him. I was in the cue trying to get in and there were some guys just basically ripping the piss out of him for how he looked. Felt bad for him to be honest, but props to him for having the balls to go for what he wanted. He probably knew what he was letting himself in for.

If he can do it then so can everyone else. Just be cool, confident and communicate clearly.


*EDIT*

Club im talking about was one in Liverpool for any UK Brah's. Quite a popular one with young people/students.

this is true. us 6'2+ master race ***gots that lift dont grow on trees and even if we did, theres a high percentage that want no part of working security. lol @ the 5'3 125lb dude BRB getting wrecked by some random female