10/10 troll on yahoo news

**bubba289** · 11-23-2013, 12:54 PM

Originally Posted by KennyEmmy

Hey hey, so I've been traveling and didn't realize this thread was still going - you guys seriously made my week, thanks again. Someone asked if I do standup - I haven't grown enough balls for that yet, but I do readings of hopefully-funny essays in NY, and I work for comedy central (writing digital copy to promote the shows, not actually writing for the shows themselves, although a guy can dream). I also write a series called "The Gumshoe Diaries" for Slacktory dot com, about the world's saddest, sh*ttiest detective if you care to google it on bing.

Thanks for the crazy support - you're a fantastic group of people, and I'm glad to meet you.

I can see you pulling off some pretty hilarious Mitch Hedberg/Steven Wright type jokes.

**Holmbrah** · 11-23-2013, 01:44 PM

this man is amazing

**Nik7** · 11-23-2013, 02:26 PM

Originally Posted by KennyEmmy

Hey hey, so I've been traveling and didn't realize this thread was still going - you guys seriously made my week, thanks again. Someone asked if I do standup - I haven't grown enough balls for that yet, but I do readings of hopefully-funny essays in NY, and I work for comedy central (writing digital copy to promote the shows, not actually writing for the shows themselves, although a guy can dream). I also write a series called "The Gumshoe Diaries" for Slacktory dot com, about the world's saddest, sh*ttiest detective if you care to google it on bing.

Thanks for the crazy support - you're a fantastic group of people, and I'm glad to meet you.

Have you thought about starting your own youtube channel? There are far less talented people than you who make decent money from youtube videos. I mean 18 pages and 50k+ views in one day on this site alone + your success on tumblr shows that this is something you're good at, so you definitely should pursue this dream of yours.

You're gonna make it brah. Just don't forget about us when you do

**KkandJ** · 11-23-2013, 02:47 PM

Originally Posted by KennyEmmy

Hey hey, so I've been traveling and didn't realize this thread was still going - you guys seriously made my week, thanks again. Someone asked if I do standup - I haven't grown enough balls for that yet, but I do readings of hopefully-funny essays in NY, and I work for comedy central (writing digital copy to promote the shows, not actually writing for the shows themselves, although a guy can dream). I also write a series called "The Gumshoe Diaries" for Slacktory dot com, about the world's saddest, sh*ttiest detective if you care to google it on bing.

Thanks for the crazy support - you're a fantastic group of people, and I'm glad to meet you.

"Google it on bing" oh Ken, you cheeky son of a bitch.

**steeperdolphin** · 11-23-2013, 02:49 PM

Originally Posted by Nik7

Have you thought about starting your own youtube channel? There are far less talented people than you who make decent money from youtube videos. I mean 18 pages and 50k+ views in one day on this site alone + your success on tumblr shows that this is something you're good at, so you definitely should pursue this dream of yours.

You're gonna make it brah. Just don't forget about us when you do

He's def gonna make it.

**Psychit** · 11-23-2013, 02:58 PM

Originally Posted by KkandJ

"Google it on bing" oh Ken, you cheeky son of a bitch.

lolllll

**MaximosJ** · 11-23-2013, 03:06 PM

Originally Posted by KkandJ

"Google it on bing" oh Ken, you cheeky son of a bitch.

lolol, chit, did not even notice he said that at first

**Parlor_Mob** · 11-23-2013, 03:10 PM

no way, I can't believe he's on the misc.

I love your trolling Ken. Hope you keep going with it.

**bossavery** · 11-23-2013, 03:20 PM

so funny how quick people are to jump down his throat and call him an idiot.

I for one welcome our troll overlord

**omg_otters** · 11-23-2013, 03:21 PM

hnnnng Ken pls

**IronSh33k** · 11-23-2013, 03:23 PM

"there's supposedly only 6 species in the ocean that we haven't discovered yet"

LAWD!!!!! He rustled some jimmies with that one lmaoooooooooo

**fedekx** · 11-23-2013, 03:31 PM

FUAKING LOL'd **** is hilarious

**TelAvivTalmud** · 11-23-2013, 03:32 PM

please do POF trolling

**cbclassics** · 11-23-2013, 03:50 PM

lol'd so hard at the Pringles can comment

**gotsleep** · 11-23-2013, 04:16 PM

amazing

**caso81** · 11-23-2013, 05:38 PM

they used rubber swords and spaghetti sauce. lmao!

**NonSmoker** · 11-23-2013, 05:47 PM

Originally Posted by KennyEmmy

Hey hey, so I've been traveling and didn't realize this thread was still going - you guys seriously made my week, thanks again. Someone asked if I do standup - I haven't grown enough balls for that yet, but I do readings of hopefully-funny essays in NY, and I work for comedy central (writing digital copy to promote the shows, not actually writing for the shows themselves, although a guy can dream). I also write a series called "The Gumshoe Diaries" for Slacktory dot com, about the world's saddest, sh*ttiest detective if you care to google it on bing.

Thanks for the crazy support - you're a fantastic group of people, and I'm glad to meet you.

**lmns** · 11-23-2013, 06:18 PM

Read one of the detective stories, Ken M is like a masters course in witty cynical comedy.

**BetaSwimmer** · 11-23-2013, 07:59 PM

Why'd you stop writing the detective stories? I loved reading them!

**BetaSwimmer** · 11-23-2013, 08:20 PM

Here's a bittersweet cabaret number that dramatizes Willie the Racehorse's last moments with his owner, who must shoot the injured horse. I performed this for an audience once and was surprised to find that it wasn't funny.

**Spid3rMan** · 11-23-2013, 08:22 PM

Originally Posted by BetaSwimmer

Why'd you stop writing the detective stories? I loved reading them!

Just searched these. Started reading some. They are hilarious.

**trev71** · 11-23-2013, 08:32 PM

Originally Posted by darwinia

I'm in tears lmao

Same here.. mistakes of our future...

I am trying to make it past page 3.. but holy crap..

Grandmaster Troll !

**mirinbrah247** · 11-23-2013, 08:34 PM

Why has nobody repped kenny yet? i gave him +0.169

**jcook996** · 11-23-2013, 08:38 PM

Originally Posted by mirinbrah247

Why has nobody repped kenny yet? i gave him +0.169

Have to be above 50 posts before reps show up.

**Azthetic** · 11-23-2013, 08:54 PM

Posting this instead of "In" so I can reach the thread easier

**Workout4ever** · 11-23-2013, 09:01 PM

Originally Posted by KennyEmmy

Hey hey, so I've been traveling and didn't realize this thread was still going - you guys seriously made my week, thanks again. Someone asked if I do standup - I haven't grown enough balls for that yet, but I do readings of hopefully-funny essays in NY, and I work for comedy central (writing digital copy to promote the shows, not actually writing for the shows themselves, although a guy can dream). I also write a series called "The Gumshoe Diaries" for Slacktory dot com, about the world's saddest, sh*ttiest detective if you care to google it on bing.

Thanks for the crazy support - you're a fantastic group of people, and I'm glad to meet you.

google..
..on..

..bing

i like this guy

**T073** · 11-23-2013, 09:13 PM

GOAT Troll lol

How on earth...

Captioned: "My jimmy dean package arrived!"

**philsonc** · 11-23-2013, 09:15 PM

You guys are so fuking unaware.

http://www.collegehumor.com/articles/column/the-troll

**Purostaff** · 11-23-2013, 09:20 PM

"google it on bing"

mind = imploded

**TXDStone** · 11-23-2013, 09:29 PM

Great thread, fan of Ken M now

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