Official Tinder Thread Part II

**FinalCountdown** · 10-21-2013, 03:35 PM

lol da fuq.

think I just had my first experience of a weirdo on tinder. so I match with this 6/10 (not gonna sugarcoat it, she was a lil better than average tops) and I start messaging her. I went with an original intro cus I never matched with someone who had over 70 mutual interests before so I just went off that. bunch of messages back and forth and she's replying pretty warmly. I try to snag the number to continue via text and I say the app is killing my battery, let's continue over text but one last q before I get your #.. (setting up for the "what's your #" question). she immediately replies with "what the f#ck? I'm not giving you my number." and this is a drastic change from how warm her replies were. so as I'm writing a response it says there was an error, brings me back and she's gone. blocked me.

I was wondering where the fuk I went wrong but legit couldn't figure it out. So I got curious and looked her up on ********, and under her about me "In a relationship with Justin ______." Moral of the story... sloots gonna sloot? I dunno, weirdo in a relationship just talking to guys to troll them?

**DontShoot** · 10-21-2013, 03:40 PM

Originally Posted by TellitAgain

yeah man hey how's is going is boring that's why they didn't respond. and if you follow up with OK good talk that is just snotty and not a good way to start off imo. at least if i flipped it around and one of the girls i haven't answered txt me that crap i'd tell her to f off

Whatever floats your boat man. I've hooked up with a few girls off Tinder and it all started without trying too hard...and I've had at least 2 girls tell me they get so many matches/messages that they were glad I hit them up with the "snotty" remark cause they missed my first message.

Edit: Other people replied to me on the last page...what's more beta: doing your own thing or taking advice from others on the proper way to pick up girls off Tinder like its the only way to get it? "Hey, how's it going" has worked for me on more than one occasion. I hate pick up lines unless I already have a convo going and start dropping them as jokes.

Being handsome doesn't hurt either.

**dros1** · 10-21-2013, 03:41 PM

Originally Posted by FinalCountdown

lol da fuq.

think I just had my first experience of a weirdo on tinder. so I match with this 6/10 (not gonna sugarcoat it, she was a lil better than average tops) and I start messaging her. I went with an original intro cus I never matched with someone who had over 70 mutual interests before so I just went off that. bunch of messages back and forth and she's replying pretty warmly. I try to snag the number to continue via text and I say the app is killing my battery, let's continue over text but one last q before I get your #.. (setting up for the "what's your #" question). she immediately replies with "what the f#ck? I'm not giving you my number." and this is a drastic change from how warm her replies were. so as I'm writing a response it says there was an error, brings me back and she's gone. blocked me.

I was wondering where the fuk I went wrong but legit couldn't figure it out. So I got curious and looked her up on ********, and under her about me "In a relationship with Justin ______." Moral of the story... sloots gonna sloot? I dunno, weirdo in a relationship just talking to guys to troll them?

many bitches on tinder are only there for an ego boost
i've had a couple of them. dont think too much about it

**tential** · 10-21-2013, 03:47 PM

Originally Posted by jimmyk21

Can confirm.

I will find my tinderella though. I ain't even worried.

**FinalCountdown** · 10-21-2013, 03:57 PM

Originally Posted by dros1

many bitches on tinder are only there for an ego boost
i've had a couple of them. dont think too much about it

yeah, I always figured the ones who never reply to you or block you instantly are just there for an ego boost and to see how many guys will 'like' them. but never had one who wanted to have a conversation and then be a bish all of a sudden. such is life.

**CodeMan8** · 10-21-2013, 03:58 PM

Originally Posted by Piennls

Wanna know what they swoon at more? Facial aesthetics.

Honestly, you're 6'4", that's kinda in the unattractive range to be honest lol, too tall. You probably only get those womanmores liking you easily

You think I'm mad at getting 5'9-6'0 chicks? Ok, *******.

**dros1** · 10-21-2013, 04:01 PM

Originally Posted by FinalCountdown

yeah, I always figured the ones who never reply to you or block you instantly are just there for an ego boost and to see how many guys will 'like' them. but never had one who wanted to have a conversation and then be a bish all of a sudden. such is life.

yep

some girl just said ''you are scary'' after i hit her with the koala line and next top model lines

bitch is giving me nothing to work with

**tential** · 10-21-2013, 04:05 PM

Originally Posted by CodeMan8

You think I'm mad at getting 5'9-6'0 chicks? Ok, *******.

nope. I ain't trying to carry a ladder around when I wanna phuck brah.
Sometimes though, i find insecure peasants and stand on top of them. Then while they crawl around, I talk to girls at the bar.
Biitches be like "You so tall." then i walk away except my feet aren't moving and they look down and see my peasant crawling away.

Originally Posted by dros1

yep

some girl just said ''you are scary'' after i hit her with the koala line and next top model lines

bitch is giving me nothing to work with

block her and move on t hen lol. I didn't know tinder was so popular world wide that's crazy!!!!!!!! =D

**sneakyninjapnts** · 10-21-2013, 04:05 PM

Originally Posted by Piennls

Wanna know what they swoon at more? Facial aesthetics.

Honestly, you're 6'4", that's kinda in the unattractive range to be honest lol, too tall. You probably only get those womanmores liking you easily

You're living in a make believe world. Girls can't tell the difference between 6'1 and 6'4.

**dros1** · 10-21-2013, 04:06 PM

sneaky how dare you not answer my pm

**InnerThighChafe** · 10-21-2013, 04:10 PM

Originally Posted by dros1

sneaky how dare you not answer my pm

brah we're sexting. Leave him alone.

**sneakyninjapnts** · 10-21-2013, 04:16 PM

Originally Posted by dros1

sneaky how dare you not answer my pm

sorry brah I'm like 200 PMs behind

Originally Posted by InnerThighChafe

brah we're sexting. Leave him alone.

inb4 i ditch you again

**GardHainer** · 10-21-2013, 04:16 PM

Was talking to some 22yo. Thought she was a dumb as **** sloot and was just trolling her. She had no body pics

Turns out shes got a hnnng body, doing a PHD, has traveled the world, rich as **** family. I dun goofed.

**InnerThighChafe** · 10-21-2013, 04:17 PM

Originally Posted by sneakyninjapnts

sorry brah I'm like 200 PMs behind

inb4 i ditch you again

just rude......

**dros1** · 10-21-2013, 04:21 PM

Originally Posted by InnerThighChafe

brah we're sexting. Leave him alone.

can i join in on the sexting??<33

Originally Posted by sneakyninjapnts

sorry brah I'm like 200 PMs behind

it's okay sweetie

**CodeMan8** · 10-21-2013, 04:21 PM

Originally Posted by tential

nope. I ain't trying to carry a ladder around when I wanna phuck brah.
Sometimes though, i find insecure peasants and stand on top of them. Then while they crawl around, I talk to girls at the bar.
Biitches be like "You so tall." then i walk away except my feet aren't moving and they look down and see my peasant crawling away.

Only difference between me and you then is I don't need a ladder. I win.

**InnerThighChafe** · 10-21-2013, 04:22 PM

Originally Posted by dros1

can i join in on the sexting??<33

I mean.... I guess

**Piennls** · 10-21-2013, 04:55 PM

Originally Posted by sneakyninjapnts

You're living in a make believe world. Girls can't tell the difference between 6'1 and 6'4.

Well if you want to say that, girls can't tell the difference between 5'10" and 6'0" either.

A combination of them lacking spacial awareness, and guys frauding.

Same with dick size. They think 6" is 8".

**sneakyninjapnts** · 10-21-2013, 04:59 PM

Originally Posted by Piennls

Well if you want to say that, girls can't tell the difference between 5'10" and 6'0" either.

A combination of them lacking spacial awareness, and guys frauding.

Same with dick size. They think 6" is 8".

Yes.

**cunfewzed** · 10-21-2013, 05:10 PM

Originally Posted by Piennls

Well if you want to say that, girls can't tell the difference between 5'10" and 6'0" either.

A combination of them lacking spacial awareness, and guys frauding.

Same with dick size. They think 6" is 8".

Can you explain to me, in 500 words or less, why you're being such a hostile *******?

**CodeMan8** · 10-21-2013, 06:04 PM

About to start using this big spoon thing more often.

Me: "Now taking little spoon applications for big spoon master race. You in?"

Her: I think this is a reference to something over my head (not aware)

Me: Cliffs: little spoon applications for big spoon

Then she informs me that she has big spoon requirements as well. We banter a bit about it and I go with the "Big spoon has a boner, what do you do?" one again.

Her: Depends on my mood but usually I just wiggle my butt closer and let the big spoon decide

Proceeded to get number. In there like swimwear brahs.

**Piennls** · 10-21-2013, 06:11 PM

Originally Posted by cunfewzed

Can you explain to me, in 500 words or less, why you're being such a hostile *******?

What?

**TellitAgain** · 10-21-2013, 06:41 PM

Originally Posted by Piennls

Well if you want to say that, girls can't tell the difference between 5'10" and 6'0" either.

A combination of them lacking spacial awareness, and guys frauding.

Same with dick size. They think 6" is 8".

did you get this from opie & anthony i swear they did something on this

**Piennls** · 10-21-2013, 07:10 PM

Originally Posted by TellitAgain

did you get this from opie & anthony i swear they did something on this

No, but there have been many studies proving it (not that it needs to be proved).

Like they asked a girl what her "ideal" height is she says 6ft.

But then they ask her to point out guys in real life who are her ideal height, and she points out guys who she thinks are 6ft tall, but in reality they are actually like 5'9 - 5'10.

Same with taller height. "Oh my ideal height is 6'2".
*Points out guy who's 5'11 - 6'0* who she thinks is 6'2

**tential** · 10-21-2013, 07:18 PM

I was dicking around with the height thing. Stop talking about it now. No one phucking cares.

**BlessedBeast1** · 10-21-2013, 07:21 PM

Originally Posted by dros1

many bitches on tinder are only there for an ego boost
i've had a couple of them. dont think too much about it

can vouch for this, its sad really cuz this one girl always tries to tell me shes cute, and how she has all these tinder matches which boosts her ego. I quickly make her feel like **** in an indirect way when i i state how much chest cleavage I have showing in stringer shirts (she flat chested lol)

gotta bring that ego back to normal sometimes nomsayin'

**HomerJThompson** · 10-21-2013, 07:26 PM

Originally Posted by GardHainer

Was talking to some 22yo. Thought she was a dumb as **** sloot and was just trolling her. She had no body pics

Turns out shes got a hnnng body, doing a PHD, has traveled the world, rich as **** family. I dun goofed.

Did she block you?

**patroclus32** · 10-21-2013, 07:30 PM

oh man just got the # of a solid 8/10. Been texting her but the convo is dying down. I already used like 4-5 cheeky lines and im running out of chit to say lol. Do you guys affirmatively end the convo at certain points- like say im going to sleep or whatever, or just dont respond at one point and then continue the next day? yes im bad this

**BlessedBeast1** · 10-21-2013, 07:35 PM

Originally Posted by patroclus32

oh man just got the # of a solid 8/10. Been texting her but the convo is dying down. I already used like 4-5 cheeky lines and im running out of chit to say lol. Do you guys affirmative end the convo at certain points- like say im going to sleep or whatever, or just dont respond at one point and then continue the next day? yes im bad this

time to schedule a meetup

**montana2265** · 10-21-2013, 07:48 PM

Misk wut do I'm not tryin to go to a dance I'm tryna bang

will respond with "No THX JEFF" for rep train. lulz

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