***Melbourne Crew Thread***

[stevematic]

Apply through VTAC brah and call up the uni you wana go to. I assume writing up the personal statement might be one of the last stages of putting your application through. If you got good marks have it scripted alongside with your portfolio, try to make a portfolio for the assignments and units you did well in. A portfolio will heighten chances for you to get transferred, trust me. If you've gotten HD's and H1A or H2A you may not need to have a portfolio than again it's your choice. Good luck brah.

I know at my uni, you need to 60% average which is a 'credit' and 12 credit points.

the personal statement is apart of the process for NY12 applicants, so it's just something you have alongside them receiving your marks from your current uni. i did average my first year but have stepped my game up a lot this semester averaging 85%+ for most of my units, so hopefully that indicates my willingness to work hard and improve.

i bullsh*ta ton on that man lol. just said all this stuff to convince them i'm more than capable

any examples? i want to xfer to engineering so i was just going to talk about my love/fascination for engineering

[Efranks]

any examples? i want to xfer to engineering so i was just going to talk about my love/fascination for engineering

I basically did just that, I gave really enthusiastic responses and just said how much I love the study of crime etc and brought in career objectives - how the course effects my career opportunities and my passion for the justice system (What i can do to help improve it) and so on... not sure how that'd translate with engineering though

[shamsta]

lol strong edit on 2nd paragraph. that's not really FA though breh. TA = temporarily alone

i don't have much of a social life since High school (same with a lot of people..) but due to moving in with my dad @ good old noble park it took some damage, the only females here are sudanese (no racist). but once I go to monash uni you and I will lure thousands of white HBBs. is there even many goodlooking girls at monash clayton?

Sounds like a bit of a rough patch moving to Noble Park and all. I'm sure your coping a lot better now and of course 6'3" and over 100kg no one will mess with you brah.

Yeah, I'm not really into sudanese or indian girls myself (no racist). Yeah, they are white HBB's swarming around, I'm sure you will find your future gf there. I have this phucked up fetish, I have a thing for girls with short hair and glasses I don't even know why I like these sort of girls maybe there's something more to it than having a luscious booty and perky tits.

[Efranks]

Sounds like a bit of a rough patch moving to Noble Park and all. I'm sure your coping a lot better now and of course 6'3" and over 100kg no one will mess with you brah.

Yeah, I'm not really into sudanese or indian girls myself (no racist). Yeah, they are white HBB's swarming around, I'm sure you will find your future gf there. I have this phucked up fetish, I have a thing for girls with short hair and glasses I don't even know why I like these sort of girls maybe there's something more to it than having a luscious booty and perky tits.

cheers brah lol and tbh i kinda miss the better suburbs (rest of family lives in berwick in a decent neighbourhood) because people here literally cross the road when i go for walks, mainly men do it which is really weird.. it's happened at least 7-8 times this year (srs). everyone has the idea 18-24 year old males will stab u here...that's a pretty solid fetish u got there... a lot of hot hipster girls probs fit the description

u met ur ex gf at monash clay.?

[shamsta]

cheers brah lol and tbh i kinda miss the better suburbs (rest of family lives in berwick in a decent neighbourhood) because people here literally cross the road when i go for walks, mainly men do it which is really weird.. it's happened at least 7-8 times this year (srs). everyone has the idea 18-24 year old males will stab u here...that's a pretty solid fetish u got there... a lot of hot hipster girls probs fit the description

u met ur ex gf at monash clay.?

Yeah, stabbing is a big thing in the eastern suburbs and I head Dandenong and Frankston are chitholes.

I've picked up this strange fetish from their obscure personalities, a lot of those sort of girls I talk too are nice and smart seems really fitting to me as you mentioned. I have a thing for hipster girls as well I try to wear hipster-esque clothing to look more attractive to those certain types of girls they are really hard to get around with and this is one of the many reasons why I seek to broaden my social horizons and network like crazy and perhaps be a part of this 'secret hipster inner-sanctum society chit'...


Nope, high school, but sadly she goes to Monash as well. The trick for me to avoid her, is the touch and go rule usually after lectures, labs, and tutes I go home straightaway, I don't hang their too long and I don't go to library which really helps me avoiding that sloot.

[Efranks]

Yeah, stabbing is a big thing in the eastern suburbs and I head Dandenong and Frankston are chitholes.

I've picked up this strange fetish from their obscure personalities, a lot of those sort of girls I talk too are nice and smart seems really fitting to me as you mentioned. I have a thing for hipster girls as well I try to wear hipster-esque clothing to look more attractive to those certain types of girls they are really hard to get around with and this is one of the many reasons why I seek to broaden my social horizons and network like crazy and perhaps be a part of this 'secret hipster inner-sanctum society chit'...


Nope, high school, but sadly she goes to Monash as well. The trick for me to avoid her, is the touch and go rule usually after lectures, labs, and tutes I go home straightaway, I don't hang their too long and I don't go to library which really helps me avoiding that sloot.

i like smart girls too they're funner to play mindgames with and usually sleep around less

haha wtf u both travel 2 hours to go to the same uni? if u didn't have that tough and go rule you could indulge in the fine fruits of monash clay

[Getmadbrah]

that feel when smart bus to monash uni

[Efranks]

that feel when smart bus to monash uni

u didn't answer; which monash campus ****gut?

[DrBroscientist]

That feel when like 20 mins from both Monash Caulfield and Clayton.

But you go to Melb.

[bmoles]

Well, one of the many reasons why I'm forever alone, stated back with my ex gf and dumbass friends. They appreciated her more than me and my ex gf friends are in relationships with my friends. My beta ex-friends decided to not invite me going to cricket games or parties, so I decided to go cold turkey and had no contact with them since May 2013. Prior to all that chit, they all treated me like ****, and there's no way I'm going back to them. It's funny how my ex gf always texts every month telling me to come back to her, but really **** her and everyone it's their loss.

and yes I'm that guy.

Where abouts in melb u at?

[Getmadbrah]

u didn't answer; which monash campus ****gut?

no brother all my friends go there or caulfiend

i go to melb uni (no sick kunts, everyone asian or stuck up indie or arrogant as ****)

but i live near monash clayton (just down the road) so i pass it heap

sucks man got no friends (after having heaps of mates in high school)

[Efranks]

no brother all my friends go there or caulfiend

i go to melb uni (no sick kunts, everyone asian or stuck up indie or arrogant as ****)

but i live near monash clayton (just down the road) so i pass it heap

sucks man got no friends (after having heaps of mates in high school)

oh woops yeh u said melb uni. anyway i'm sure girls can't be that big of a reason to transfer uni's lol. i'm pretty sure melb uni is rated best in australia, maybe that's why there's no hotties. it's hard to be hot and smart for females

[shamsta]

Where abouts in melb u at?

Braybrook

no brother all my friends go there or caulfiend

i go to melb uni (no sick kunts, everyone asian or stuck up indie or arrogant as ****)

but i live near monash clayton (just down the road) so i pass it heap

sucks man got no friends (after having heaps of mates in high school)

I had this one annoying kunt in my specialist maths class two years ago, I remember he went up to me and said that this girl was too good and too smart for me I'm like ******* fuk off wanted to rip his skinny-fat body apart and his dating that girl now. I had to control my anger was going to punch him (srs). I spoken to a few people from melbourne uni, oh boy, most of them come off as kunts.

Was going to go there, but the Melbourne Model really just phucks it up unless your doing biomed and arts its really good I heard...

[bmoles]

Braybrook



I had this one annoying kunt in my specialist maths class two years ago, I remember he went up to me and said that this girl was too good and too smart for me I'm like ******* fuk off wanted to rip his skinny-fat body apart and his dating that girl now. I had to control my anger was going to punch him (srs). I spoken to a few people from melbourne uni, oh boy, most of them come off as kunts.

Was going to go there, but the Melbourne Model really just phucks it up unless your doing biomed and arts its really good I heard...

Brah if you ever wanna do a gym workout an bro out for brekky or some **** pm me.
I'm newish to Melbourne and live in Caroline springs

[Efranks]

Brah if you ever wanna do a gym workout an bro out for brekky or some **** pm me.
I'm newish to Melbourne and live in Caroline springs

5'7 160 lbs

don't do it sham


jk brah

[bmoles]

5'7 160 lbs

don't do it sham


jk brah

Im actually 5'9 but it won't let
Me change it :-(

[Efranks]

Im actually 5'9 but it won't let
Me change it :-(

thought ur shoulders were a bit wide for 5'7. u can change it by going to bodyspace and editing ur profile haha

[Getmadbrah]

Braybrook



I had this one annoying kunt in my specialist maths class two years ago, I remember he went up to me and said that this girl was too good and too smart for me I'm like ******* fuk off wanted to rip his skinny-fat body apart and his dating that girl now. I had to control my anger was going to punch him (srs). I spoken to a few people from melbourne uni, oh boy, most of them come off as kunts.

Was going to go there, but the Melbourne Model really just phucks it up unless your doing biomed and arts its really good I heard...

yea sucks man. All my mates go on about how good it is studying with avila/sacred heart girls etc and the girls are down to earth/chilled also the people (at monash etc). But is it worth trying to transfer out of a top university just for a better social life and girls? Dont think so i guess :/

[shamsta]

yea sucks man. All my mates go on about how good it is studying with avila/sacred heart girls etc and the girls are down to earth/chilled also the people. But is it worth trying to transfer out of a top university just for a better social life and girls? Dont think so i guess :/

If you know what your doing with your future, anyways Melbourne Uni is the best uni of course you will get a job quick in Australia brah, Join clubs and societies. Maybe join a sporting team? I'm sure they might be your crowd.

At Monash Uni you will come across a few stingy people and they are sort of people that have been spoiled by their rich families. Everything has its goods and bads man.

[Dfekt3d]

Any brahs on rmit stalkerspace? It's full of such cringe worthy *******s. I wish it were like master race monash stalker space (

[ELXR6Brah]

Any brahs on rmit stalkerspace? It's full of such cringe worthy *******s. I wish it were like master race monash stalker space (

no brah, but 'I'll take my cutter back'

[aaronDEE]

Its not that song, but its that sound he makes with his mouth is right, but a more dragged out Oooo ooooo ooooo oooo with a club beat to it, repped tho thanks

probably not this, it has the oooooooo
tuff song but
https://soundcloud.com/chorne-1/chor...h-original-mix

[Getmadbrah]

brahs i need your help im sick of being skinny uni is ruining my gains (Srs)
what is something i can buy which is cheap and full of calories which isnt unhealthy? any suggestions?

[oPKd4w8h]

brahs i need your help im sick of being skinny uni is ruining my gains (Srs)
what is something i can buy which is cheap and full of calories which isnt unhealthy? any suggestions?

BBQ Chicken pizza @ prontos

[Efranks]

brahs i need your help im sick of being skinny uni is ruining my gains (Srs)
what is something i can buy which is cheap and full of calories which isnt unhealthy? any suggestions?

what is healthy/unhealthy brah lol.. on a bulk i personally just make sure I hit my protein needs, fiber needs, 2+ servings of veg, 2+ serves of fruit, and 3-4L water per day, and the rest is fair game. if you're naturally skinny fuk 'eating healthy' and just buy high calorie foods with decent protein. i like kebabs/subs etc

[Acataleptic]

Just wanted to say I find you very attractive. If I got to know you, I would invite you over for a romantic dinner and as soon as you arrived, I would pull you close and whisper in your ear "I have a tv dinner in the freezer with your name on it" and then I would proceed to fill a wine glass with welch's grape juice. pm if keen

What's that you say? You find my charm to be overwhelming and want to know where I'm taking you for our first date? Well that's rather presumptuous but I would take you to a 5 star restaurant. How does McDonald's sound? You can order whatever you want, just as long as it's off of the dollar menu. :P

[Efranks]

What's that you say? You find my charm to be overwhelming and want to know where I'm taking you for our first date? Well that's rather presumptuous but I would take you to a 5 star restaurant. How does McDonald's sound? You can order whatever you want, just as long as it's off of the dollar menu. :P

I will buy u a McFlurry if I get the chance

[7Friez]

What's that you say? You find my charm to be overwhelming and want to know where I'm taking you for our first date? Well that's rather presumptuous but I would take you to a 5 star restaurant. How does McDonald's sound? You can order whatever you want, just as long as it's off of the dollar menu. :P

dont wanna spoil your appetite for that seafood dinner followed by acrobatics nomsayin

[BLakMamba]

Alcatapetic or whatever the fug your name is stop, slooting on this thread......

[7Friez]

Yeah, stabbing is a big thing in the eastern suburbs and I head Dandenong and Frankston are chitholes.

Currently/have lives in suburbs near these too, not bad during the day but at night/seedy places wouldnt really wanna be walking alone..

been jumped twice when been with friends, lucky they didnt have knives though and i ran away quickly but this was 1-2 years ago

Edit: now that i think about it, probs the reason why i was ( and still am ) get really nervous and edgy if we go somewhere at night e.g being with a group of friends and seeing another group of guys after leaving the club at 3am