Birthday head?

**KurtGrizzly** · 09-12-2013, 03:36 PM

18th Birthday tomorrow boys,

Here's the sitch. There are these super fit group of girls whom I've been hanging with and talking to fairly regularly and they know its my bday tomorrow. Since its on a friday they said "we have to chill on your birthday and ge drunk" these girls are prolly 7/10 on the slutdar so I was wondering what are the chance of me getting head tomorrow. never been drunk before either lol, but im smokin weed. I live on res in uni.

will add a post bday story on how it went, and possibly PICS if I'm feeling generous.

brb have to wake up at 6am tomorrow for wrestling practice lol

**GatlinGSF** · 09-12-2013, 03:37 PM

If all you want in birthday head, you're doing it wrong.

**flabs2abs1** · 09-12-2013, 03:41 PM

If they all wanna hang out with youat your place and youre turning 18 i feel like itsgonna go way farther than just head.

**KurtGrizzly** · 09-12-2013, 04:13 PM

Originally Posted by flabs2abs1

If they all wanna hang out with youat your place and youre turning 18 i feel like itsgonna go way farther than just head.

id be too d

**jswartou** · 09-12-2013, 04:14 PM

I'm never having a daughter...

**GoldenWhey** · 09-12-2013, 05:41 PM

inb4 op gets completely raped by a bunch of girls

**brandonbourgoin** · 09-12-2013, 05:44 PM

get drunk, loosen up, and command them to give you head. Dont forget to get them drunk.

**GoldenWhey** · 09-12-2013, 05:44 PM

Originally Posted by jswartou

I'm never having a daughter...

My younger sister just got a tongue piercing without parental whatever the phuck its called, Shes 13....

**GoldenWhey** · 09-12-2013, 05:45 PM

Originally Posted by brandonbourgoin

get drunk, loosen up, and command them to give you head. Dont forget to get them drunk.

Make sure OP gets a side of teddies as well..

**bwbraves70** · 09-12-2013, 06:22 PM

Originally Posted by GoldenWhey

My younger sister just got a tongue piercing without parental whatever the phuck its called, Shes 13....

Damn, already on the path to becoming a sloot. I would keep calling her a sloot or a whore until she took it out. Phucking trashy

**KurtGrizzly** · 09-12-2013, 07:39 PM

Originally Posted by brandonbourgoin

get drunk, loosen up, and command them to give you head. Dont forget to get them drunk.

lol im doing this. for sure

**GoldenWhey** · 09-12-2013, 07:41 PM

Originally Posted by bwbraves70

Damn, already on the path to becoming a sloot. I would keep calling her a sloot or a whore until she took it out. Phucking trashy

Yep, Its a pucking embarrassment to Me, Mainly because my younger brother doesn't care and my older brother has moved out,
She even steals my food, chicken/wraps/other bulking foods, need to invest in a little fridge for my room, Any idea how to stop this chit?

**bwbraves70** · 09-12-2013, 07:56 PM

Originally Posted by GoldenWhey

Yep, Its a pucking embarrassment to Me, Mainly because my younger brother doesn't care and my older brother has moved out,
She even steals my food, chicken/wraps/other bulking foods, need to invest in a little fridge for my room, Any idea how to stop this chit?

I have no idea. I have an older sister that went through this phase and my mother put her ass in place. Tell her its a huge turn off

**GoldenWhey** · 09-12-2013, 08:12 PM

Originally Posted by bwbraves70

I have no idea. I have an older sister that went through this phase and my mother put her ass in place. Tell her its a huge turn off

she won't listen to me, She doesn't give a phuck what i say.. She doesn't even listen to my mum.

**J-Cubed** · 09-12-2013, 08:35 PM

Tell the bishes to come back to your room so they can blow out your candle while you get all up in dat cake. College chicks fiendin for tha frosting.

**Fatkuntbrah** · 09-13-2013, 12:09 AM

Make sure they smoke some weed too, weed makes a lot of girls get SUPER horny

Not that you'll probably need too

**lukebaumy94** · 09-13-2013, 12:30 AM

Originally Posted by Fatkuntbrah

Make sure they smoke some weed too, weed makes a lot of girls get SUPER horny

Not that you'll probably need too

This.

**LiftCore** · 09-13-2013, 12:37 AM

I remember when posting pics was practically mandatory in here for these types of threads....

**StuffedSwine** · 09-13-2013, 01:13 AM

bro, I just woke up to a 6/10 and got the best head in my entire life.

he sucked good

**KurtGrizzly** · 09-13-2013, 02:44 AM

Originally Posted by LiftCore

I remember when posting pics was practically mandatory in here for these types of threads....

world is a different place unfortunately. and motha****as be lurkin

**ChrisLB** · 09-13-2013, 03:04 AM

I wouldnt recommend making the girls take weed and alcohol together there will be guaranteed one dumb slot who will bad trip. Stick to just alcohol you have much better hit probabilities

**Csnauk** · 09-13-2013, 03:21 AM

I can give you birthday head OP

**KurtGrizzly** · 09-13-2013, 07:12 AM

Originally Posted by ChrisLB

I wouldnt recommend making the girls take weed and alcohol together there will be guaranteed one dumb slot who will bad trip. Stick to just alcohol you have much better hit probabilities

lol. too exited

inb4 I dont get anything tonight. will be legit pissed if thats the case

**Azteytik** · 09-13-2013, 07:25 AM

Only birthday head uwottm8

**SorenDK** · 09-13-2013, 08:22 AM

Any news??

**KurtGrizzly** · 09-13-2013, 09:07 AM

Birthday head because its more submissive than sex. but I'll let you know how it all went tomorrow morning.

**SorenDK** · 09-13-2013, 09:19 AM

Originally Posted by KurtGrizzly

Birthday head because its more submissive than sex. but I'll let you know how it all went tomorrow morning.

Post fap-worthy pics of dem bishes!!

**KurtGrizzly** · 09-14-2013, 06:02 AM

lol boyys. Fuarked up night srs. Never been drunk before and idk if I was really drunk last night. basically had 7 beers, and 4 shots, not drunk but definitely feeling it. Long story short, I didnt hookup with the group of 4 girls I told you about tonight because literally one had a BF, one is dealing with someone, one threw up, and one was already with a guy and I wasnt about that robbery life. buttt i did hook up with a chick and slept with her. she was hot to, only prob was she was kinda skinny so she didnt have much of a bum or titts. but I didnt sleep with her tonight because she said she "didnt want to be that girl, who does one night stands" and im not gonna force a girl to fuark me, trust me I tried basically everything but she was tough. kissed her heavily though and felt her puss puss up. gave her my number since I didnt have my phone with me so I can finish things with her.

Funny story though on the night though. my wrestling buddy who's in my res almost got into two completely separate fights. one of them was when these two guys were ****ed up and trying to get with our girls... its fine if you wanna flirt but they were getting rapey with them so my buddy snapped and pushed them out of our res and almost clapped both of them. the other time was at the party we went to where we wen. my buddy literally got into it with the biggest guy on the wrestling team and almost got ****ed up himself, but he left and we kept partying.

no cliffs, **** u, read the shiz

**SorenDK** · 09-14-2013, 07:24 AM

Originally Posted by KurtGrizzly

lol boyys. Fuarked up night srs. Never been drunk before and idk if I was really drunk last night. basically had 7 beers, and 4 shots, not drunk but definitely feeling it. Long story short, I didnt hookup with the group of 4 girls I told you about tonight because literally one had a BF, one is dealing with someone, one threw up, and one was already with a guy and I wasnt about that robbery life. buttt i did hook up with a chick and slept with her. she was hot to, only prob was she was kinda skinny so she didnt have much of a bum or titts. but I didnt sleep with her tonight because she said she "didnt want to be that girl, who does one night stands" and im not gonna force a girl to fuark me, trust me I tried basically everything but she was tough. kissed her heavily though and felt her puss puss up. gave her my number since I didnt have my phone with me so I can finish things with her.

Funny story though on the night though. my wrestling buddy who's in my res almost got into two completely separate fights. one of them was when these two guys were ****ed up and trying to get with our girls... its fine if you wanna flirt but they were getting rapey with them so my buddy snapped and pushed them out of our res and almost clapped both of them. the other time was at the party we went to where we wen. my buddy literally got into it with the biggest guy on the wrestling team and almost got ****ed up himself, but he left and we kept partying.

no cliffs, **** u, read the shiz

Pics??

**Endri3** · 09-14-2013, 07:54 AM

They aren't gonna give you head lmao. But I feel ya my birthdays in a few day (16th) hoping to get something from a special girl

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