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08-29-2013, 09:08 AM #31zyzz !MIZRg2G7HA
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small ones
Last edited by GoldenGains; 08-30-2013 at 07:25 AM.
My hero
http://www.youtube.com/user/MrDoodleburger
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08-29-2013, 09:19 AM #32Registered User
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that incess/princess has me rolling
can i add you on fb
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08-29-2013, 09:57 AM #33Registered User
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oh lawd please post more. what happened to the original thread?
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08-29-2013, 09:58 AM #34Overhead Press Brah
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OP, have you pursued writing?
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08-30-2013, 01:31 AM #35zyzz !MIZRg2G7HA
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GG - Hard to believe you're still smiling after getting cumshot by radioactive man
GG - Have you no mirrors? Your hair looks like a tazered spider
GG - Hey gurl you're lookin ok!
Bish - thanks
GG - No, literally. Your midsection looks like an "O" and your legs look like a "K"
GG - Heyz baby, howd you like to be a lucky lady 2nite and get some of this fine fella? Shhh. Don't respond just yet, savor the feeling of this golden opportunity a moment longer then get back to me. Big daddy is waiting.
Bish - I hope your joking.
GG - I'm in a generous mood baby, you should capitalize on it.
Bish - Oh how lucky I am to be given such an amazing opportunity
GG - I would equate this opportunity to the golden tickets from charlie and the chocolate factory. Whilst it may not be immediately known, I'm actually a qualified masseuse. And when my calloused hands are doused in the sensual oils of my choice, then applied to the body of a client it's been rumored they evoke quantum leaps in peoples preconceived notions of their own pleasure threshold.
Bish - Hahaha, are you sure your a masseuse and not in sales? You definitely have the sales personality.
GG - Nah, I've tried sales but its never really worked out for me. Even in 3rd grade it was tough. Back then I really wanted this plastic lightsabre toy and needed extra money. My mom told me I should make a lemonade stand and sell it to all our neighbors, sounded like a cool idea. At the start some people bought lemonade off me out of pity, the senior citizens did it cos I was cute. After a while people stopped buying, I finally got around to asking someone why and they said it was because my lemonade was too damn sour. I was almost in tears at the news! So I rushed back inside and grabbed the first bag of sugar I could find then dumped it in there and stirred it back up. Sh*t sold like liquor on new years eve. I couldn't believe it, there I was with a handful of 10's. I was going to buy out the entire toy store!!!
That was, of course, until the cops came over. Turns out I had accidentally grabbed a bag of my piece of sh*t dad's ******* and mixed up about 300g into the lemonade. What a f***ing low-life he was. They confiscated the cash and I never got my lightsabre.
Since that fateful day I knew I'd never return to sales.
Bish - Im getting some good laughs this morning. Your funny.
GG - Well they say laughter is the key to a girls pants. And I'd love to smite your erogenous zones with my phallic rod of divine potency.
Bish - Lol it would take you a lot more then a few good laughs to get there
GG - Why what's so special about your snatch? Is it guarding a treasure? After reading harry potter I wouldn't be surprised if you had one of voldemorts horcruxes down there.....In that case I better get my wand out
Bish - Its made of gold.
Bish - You have to earn your way in
GG - So what are you trying to say? That your pussy is some kind of prize at the end of the rainbow? Because thats where gold is? F*ck that. There's pretty much a rainbow after every time I piss, I'm that spectacular. Yet I've never seen your pussy there before. You know why? Because your pussy isn't made of gold, its made of pyrite, and you use that subtle difference to trick gullible fish merchants and potato farmers into indulging in your dank, rubbery vaginal flaps. Not me though, I'm wise to your gypsy tricks. F***ing b*tch.
My hero
http://www.youtube.com/user/MrDoodleburger
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08-30-2013, 01:42 AM #36Registered User
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This...Originally Posted by .aeterna
Rofl. Master trolling ITTPositive Crew
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"Your thoughts become your beliefs. Your beliefs become your words. Your words become your actions. Your actions become your habits. Your habits become your values. Your values become your destiny."
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08-30-2013, 01:48 AM #37Registered Abuser
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Goldengains is a misc legend.
Miss your threads bro.Always pick 4 crew.
Molec crew aka 'we deliver crew'
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Dip Dip Potato Chip.
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08-30-2013, 01:58 AM #38King of the castle
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Goldengains ****yeah.
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***Misc Wristwatch Crew***
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08-30-2013, 01:58 AM #39Registered User
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in on goldengods thread
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08-30-2013, 02:15 AM #40Registered User
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someone archive drunnkninjas thread and post it in here
Winners find solutions, Losers find something to blame
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08-30-2013, 02:24 AM #41Registered User
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fuaaking lost it at "You look OK gurl"
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08-30-2013, 02:37 AM #42Sikh Kent
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In to learn how to properly troll.
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08-30-2013, 02:38 AM #43Pliable But Eager
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The GOAT has returned. Had the pleasure of tag team trolling with Rohan on ******** awhile back. I have never laughed harder from anything on the internet. GoldenGains = The true best in the world.
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Cock status...Pliable, but eager for action
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08-30-2013, 02:39 AM #44Banned
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just unreal, there are no words for this
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08-30-2013, 02:59 AM #45Registered User
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moar pls
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08-30-2013, 03:14 AM #46Registered User
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goldengains is the king of misc
i remeber i got 1st reply on one of his massive troll threads feltgoodman
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08-30-2013, 04:34 AM #47Registered User
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nah man.. dnm's was good, but my favorite sense of humor has always been eloquent trolling. gg's is the epitome of that.Originally Posted by Love-Feet
I'm still waiting for goldengains to disappoint.. Every ******* post gg does is legendary.
GG I'm totally homo for you bro
(no homo)
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08-30-2013, 05:07 AM #48Registered User
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Keep this going!
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"Your thoughts become your beliefs. Your beliefs become your words. Your words become your actions. Your actions become your habits. Your habits become your values. Your values become your destiny."
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08-30-2013, 05:15 AM #49
In on a LEGEN......DARY thread
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08-30-2013, 05:31 AM #50Just lookin for a m8
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In on golden gains thread. Its the best mang
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08-30-2013, 11:07 AM #51Fake Natty Detective
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your post always makes my day. measly repped
Patriots, Celtics, Red Sox
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09-02-2013, 07:30 PM #52Get Money
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bump, post moar
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09-03-2013, 12:48 PM #53Get Money
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GG personally sent me this one. I think this was my favorite of all time of his, I ****ing love this one.
Hopefully he uploads more to this thread.
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09-03-2013, 01:00 PM #54
we need more of Golden Gains!!!!!!!!!!!
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09-04-2013, 03:20 AM #55
in.
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09-04-2013, 03:43 AM #56Registered User
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GG back?
IN!"A man is literally what he thinks, his character being the complete sum of all his thoughts."
"As the physically weak man can make himself strong by careful and patient training, so the man of weak thoughts, can make them strong by exercising himself in right thinking."
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09-04-2013, 04:07 AM #57Sikhunt
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so much nostalgia ITT, the GOAT is back
u wat m9
***OHP is the GOAT crew***
I can't fap to this.
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ayy lmao
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09-04-2013, 04:18 AM #58Certified Glute Spreader
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Fuk yeh! He's back!
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09-04-2013, 04:19 AM #59Banned
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RIP forever mirin
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09-04-2013, 05:03 AM #60bodyrecomposition[dot]com
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in.
He who is without gains, shall bench the first plate.
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