Most alpha response to "I think we should break up"?

[ryux999]

Maybe "hmm okay lol."
or just "okay" or "I guess if you want to then I agree"

[PlsGtfo]

Stop trying to be "Alpha" you pathetic moron.

[FOCKURDOARTA]

listen here you little chit.. i am the future

[Achieving]

I'm glad you're doing this. If I ended it, everyone would think it was because of the weight you've put on.

Thisthisthis.

[hackerwacker]

lol i can just image some typical miscer trying these lines

Holding back tears trying to be "alpha", face all twisted up

"*sniff* ok cool *sob* i thought you would never sug--gest it. Salute gonna t-t-to *huff* salute" :''''''''''''''(

[MakeABanana]

"lol!"

[Johnnyfalcon731]

Ok.. Talk to you later

[theslutslayer]

The mistake the misc commonly makes is to take a heartless and offending or rude approach to stuff like this. The fact is girls talk, to everyone and anyone, she will tell her girlfriends how much of a dick you are and everyone else she comes into contact with. Give her a sincere responce, you don't have to look heartbroken but just say something like 'You might be right, we had a good run and It's sad it has to end, I wish you the best' now she will rack you up pity points with her friends saying you were such a great guy so now you can go and try to smash them, and you're pretty free to smash her again if you want. Alpha isn't about being a rude kunt, it's about playing your cards to achieve the best outcome.

[Bongos]

The mistake the misc commonly makes is to take a heartless and offending or rude approach to stuff like this. The fact is girls talk, to everyone and anyone, she will tell her girlfriends how much of a dick you are and everyone else she comes into contact with. Give her a sincere responce, you don't have to look heartbroken but just say something like 'You might be right, we had a good run and It's sad it has to end, I wish you the best' now she will rack you up pity points with her friends saying you were such a great guy so now you can go and try to smash them, and you're pretty free to smash her again if you want. Alpha isn't about being a rude kunt, it's about playing your cards to achieve the best outcome.

[Yuuzhanvong]

"can you suck my dick one last time?"

[Crackzaa]

The mistake the misc commonly makes is to take a heartless and offending or rude approach to stuff like this. The fact is girls talk, to everyone and anyone, she will tell her girlfriends how much of a dick you are and everyone else she comes into contact with. Give her a sincere responce, you don't have to look heartbroken but just say something like 'You might be right, we had a good run and It's sad it has to end, I wish you the best' now she will rack you up pity points with her friends saying you were such a great guy so now you can go and try to smash them, and you're pretty free to smash her again if you want. Alpha isn't about being a rude kunt, it's about playing your cards to achieve the best outcome.

^
Listen to this man, he was dating a girl who is in her twenties, has multiple kids and still lives and fuarkks the baby daddy. You sure know what you are doing.

[Srs Thread]

"whos this? sorry new phone and I don't have any #s"

Negged. Srs. I did that when I was 16... Super beta.

Thought u were a cool mod. Cot damn

[Mr Beer]

lol aww we're finishing each others sentences again, just like we used to back when I was cheating on you.

Best one yet, reps

[Bongos]

^
Listen to this man, he was dating a girl who is in her twenties, has multiple kids and still lives and fuarkks the baby daddy. You sure know what you are doing.

[SQUATZNDEADZ]

"I was wondering what would break first; your spirit or your body."

[theslutslayer]

^
Listen to this man, he was dating a girl who is in her twenties, has multiple kids and still lives and fuarkks the baby daddy. You sure know what you are doing.

And even though I'm no longer seeing her I can still practically smash her whenever I want.

[T-MC-G]

"Your butt is the only thing that has been keeping this relationship going, all i wanna go is fvkk it, slap it, then sleep. Literally, your ass is more attractive to me than your face."

[echo6]

assess the situation; because each one is different.

i would try to worry a little bit less about what is alpha. just some advice.


fuk it, say this:

have you ever looked yourself? your face is pig. your body is type donkey. your legs are like dog ok and your hair are like cock. i will beat you with slippers and boots ok you will go in the air ok you are the perfect pig. now get lost the shop of owl and have a nice yourself.

fuking lold so hard at my thread creating a copypasta

for unaware; http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=154439691

[leafs43]

"Now would be the time to tell you I been seeing your best friend and sister"

[EuropeanHammer]

"I think you should get on your knees"

[HY314]

Just say OK and goodbye?

"Finally, some-other-girls-name"

[PostMoves]

"I agree"

[M1LD_S]

lol @ any response other than:

[Crackzaa]

atleast his username is relevant

[uwutm8]

I remember saying "you're a 6/10 at best". She got really rustled after that.

[MrShreddingNow]

never ever ever reply to the girl again....this will mind fk her the rest of her life. don't EVER respond or answer her phone calls.

strong this!

[Bseic]

"whos this? sorry new phone and I don't have any #s"

""Omg, Angela! No, please we can work this out!" (This assumes your GF isn't Angela.)

just say "'c'mon, i won't try *anal* again"

(or something else you've never done with 'her')

These for luls.





I would just go with:


"Agreed."

[Crackzaa]

I'm sure this is a repost, I saw it on the misc earlier, but I lol'd pretty hard at it. I don't think its really legit but if it is, I'd like to know the backstory. Pretty relevant to thread.

[ImaWonderwall]

"i think so too" then no contact

[Volumes]

just dont reply OP