Find what animal are you

[hoib]

sheep
















E: read description.. Sounds like the complete opposite of me lol

[CircuitDave24]

A Badger, FFS

[Turbomunkey]

Bison checking in

[BuffBeast305]

tiger

[JoshLV]

tiger

I'm a tiger as well. Maybe we should mate?

[GN0L]

sable....da fuk is a sable...

[Mkrebs119]

Phucking tiger brah.

[tecom]

^^ we kickass brahhhh

Tiger RRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRrrrrr

[jjcooney]

dolphin f*ck yeah


wait what

career and hobby
public relations
sales

I cant stand people or being around them for more than short periods

[JoshLV]

Phucking tiger brah.

You can be my second in command brah.

[HartlMP]

phucking Warthog

[GDPONE]

PHUCK...




Hippo

Genus and species:
Hippopotamus amphibius

Collective Term:
A huddle of hippos

Careers and Hobbies
Collection Agent
Chef
Food critic
Receptionist
Baking
Eating
Knitting
Soap operas

Famous Hippos
Roseanne
Shelly Winters
Julia Child

"There is an eagle in me that wants to soar, and there is a hippopotamus in me that wants to wallow in the mud" ~Carl Sandburg

Hippopotamus personalities are easy to identify. Of impressive physical bulk, they invariably attempt to disguise their size and ponderous movements. Wallowing in loose-fitting clothes or large tent dresses, their uncomfortable dimensions are the result of a compulsive eating habit. This massive bulk triggers an overwhelming hunger, and a hippo's life is centered around food and its preparation.

Most hippos never really accept themselves for who they are. Traditionally viewed as jolly fat people, they have tried every diet on the market. The hippo's heart is a cauldron of powerfully conflicting feelings and the average hippo loves to wallow in this emotional stew. It's not that a hippo gets angry more often than others, it's just that its emotion tends to be magnified to an outrageous degree. In fact, the wild variety of hippo kills more people than any other predator in Africa, including the malevolent crocodile.

Hippos carry around a great deal of unrequited anger from hurtful experiences in their youth, and although they're generally peaceful they can be aggressive when provoked. Consequently, others avoid them, further adding to their sense of alienation.

Despite this occasionally destructive behavior, there is no bigger heart beating in the animal kingdom. Hippos are loving, warm, creatures who are concerned with the emotional well-being of everyone they know.

Food acts as a salve for hippos' loneliness and alienation, and with their intimate knowledge of it they are excellent chefs and food critics. Extraordinarily fond of children they often volunteer for baby-sitting duties, finding solace in the unjudgmental nature of youth. Hippos are the first to bake cookies for the local school.

For some reason the IRS hires hippo personalities in large numbers - probably because of their aggressive and intimidating demeanor when agitated. Like the elephant personality, a hippo has a wonderfully rich voice. The deep resonance produced by their bulk, together with their desire to hide from society, makes them perfect for the role of a phone receptionist, operator, or even a phone sex actor.

Now that you've learned about your animal personality explore how well you match up with other personalities with the Animal Matchmaker


Spot phucking on too.

[arn710]

Bear

nice

[RJLXA]

Bear brah checking in.

description is pretty damn spot on

[PJ.14]

Dolphin. Lol'ed at famous Dolphins - Dan Marino

[RobElite]

I'm a hippo..
edit The deep resonance produced by their bulk, together with their desire to hide from society, makes them perfect for the role of a phone receptionist, operator, or even a phone sex actor.

[improze]

Bear

[Alek23]

ELEPHANT !

I'm actually pleased, like the elephant I'm big in nature but calm during confrontation... Unless provoked
lol seems pretty accurate

[greedyfly13]

A swan!

biuriful

[J87B]

Bear

Conflicting forces shape the bear's nature. Since it is a classic omnivore, this burly beast exhibits two distinct sides to its personality. The carnivorous component makes the bear gruff and powerful, while its herbivorous side reveals a sensitive and intelligent individual.

Their gruff, outgoing personalities, burly physiques and strong characters make bears easy to identify. Their natural confidence and swaggering gaits puts others on notice that a bear is present. They require a great deal of personal space, and when they enter a room the tension level rises immediately. As youngsters, bears excel in sports, although their propensity for laziness relegates them to being an observer and fan in later life. Familiar with the seduction of the couch, their ability to sleep soundly is legendary throughout the animal world.

Although it is alert and intelligent, the bear mostly succeeds through the sheer force of its personality. Rarely challenged to reach its full intellectual potential, it dominates conversation with its intense single-mindedness. However, it is unwilling to argue from a position that it doesn't truly believe in, which makes it a lousy lawyer.

Bears routinely enjoy success in all aspects of their industrious lives and their large and capable frames elicit respect and admiration in the workplace. Their natural leadership talents make them suitable for jobs in management, academia and personnel training, but their physical prowess also makes them excellent physical education teachers, martial arts trainers or professional wrestlers. Most bears could also have a measure of success in politics if they were to put their mind to it.

Two elements define the bear's style of debate: Never avoid an argument and never back down. Bears will batter their opponents into submission just for the endorphin rush -- there's nothing a bear enjoys more than pitting every drop of its intellectual juices against the mind of a worthy opponent.

[TruckDriver66]

Tiger checkin in

[hellbilly1912]

i got wolf, description seemed off a bit, so tried again. got badger. seemed more like me.

[jeserfen]

bear checking in

[Tidus1230]

Penguin brah checking in

[jeserfen]

Penguin brah checking in

lol @ danny devito

[TheBroseidon]

Bear master race checking in

[bustermac]

Awesome, I got otter. I love otters, one of my favorite animals!

[EliteJV]

Tiger

[dejuan23]

wild cat lul

famous wildcats include michelle pfeiffer, heather locklear

upon googling heather locklear, one of first results = her saying to put semen on your face for anti aging benefits

my future is bright.

[Dirtymoney5]

Owl. Pretty happy with the results