I was very bad at the weekend! Was somewhat rude to this bloke.....
Went out Friday night with some mates and one of them had her new boyfriend with her. Not difficult to notice he was tall and skinny - the phrase 'lanky streak of piss' was made for him - but oh my god....
I knocked into him on the dancefoor, and he went flying. He admitted he weighed 8 stone 2lbs. WTF?
114lbs at 6' 3"???????
I told him 'I squat more than you', then proceeded to pick him up and carry him around the club...given the 16 inch height difference, you can imagine how funny that looked.....
Evil it was but how the hell does he stand up? I'd have thought his bones alone should have weighed that much!!!!!
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07-23-2007, 01:10 AM #1120kg/264lb DL :D
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Vicious, but funny...
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07-23-2007, 05:05 AM #2National Competitor
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#114 at 6'3"??? holy crap! I don't see how he'd be walking much less going out to dance!
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07-23-2007, 05:17 PM #3Is all I wanna be.
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ROFLMAO!!!!!
ITS OFFICIAL!! I LOVE BEKLET!! (no lesbo
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07-24-2007, 05:42 AM #4The Big Bad Wolf
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Get em dirty goffick!! lmao
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07-24-2007, 07:12 AM #5you can call me P
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yeah i would say that was pretty rude...just think how you'd feel if the tables were turned..and he was parading you around like that...wouldn't feel too nice, now would it?
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07-24-2007, 07:25 AM #6glitter boy (no hetero)
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Vicious but quite hillarious. Is he comfortable being 114lbs or is it a complex for him? Is he trying to gain weight?
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07-24-2007, 08:33 AM #7^^^likes her big thighs
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You should have carried him to the middle of the dance floor and then done a set of ATG squats with him. You rock!
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07-30-2007, 06:06 AM #8~Mad Man of the Sea~
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ya she's quite the woman.Originally Posted by bttrthnb4
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ITS OFFICIAL!! I LOVE BEKLET!! (no lesbo)
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07-30-2007, 07:09 AM #9Registered User
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But if he tried that his bones would snap.Originally Posted by teenyP
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07-30-2007, 12:20 PM #10Registered User
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x2 -- skinny people can have body issues too.Originally Posted by teenyP
Imagine if someone wiggled the fat on your ass or something; that would be really humiliating.
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07-31-2007, 05:11 AM #11120kg/264lb DL :D
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It doesn't seem to bother him at all - he's always been like that (he's 35)Originally Posted by TwiloMike
Actually he found it funny - it was my revenge because he kept trying to rest his pint on my head and made fun of my height all nightOriginally Posted by Jean-Paul4447
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07-31-2007, 07:26 AM #12The Phantom
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Originally Posted by Beklet
- it was my revenge because he kept trying to rest his pint on my head and made fun of my height all night
interesting
i have always found shorter women to be the most attractive! my current 'little love' is not quite as short as you, but at
5-1 is shorter than most. and i love it
best,
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i have always found shorter women to be the most attractive! my current 'little love' is not quite as short as you, but at
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