Pick up lines that might work. . .
Post some pick up lines that are funny; they don't neccesarily have to work. I'll start:
Screw me if I am wrong, but I know you want to fyck me.
If I told you I had a 2 inch dick would you fyck me? If she says no say "Good, because mine is 9 inches."
If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?
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07-12-2007, 12:01 AM #1in - drin - ga
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Pick up lines that might work. . .
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07-12-2007, 12:08 AM #2Registered User
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Girl I know your feet must be tired...cuz I got a boner
Girl, I wish I could plant me a whole field of y'all...so I could have ssex with them...
Did it hurt?
did what hurt?
When you gave me an erection...
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07-12-2007, 12:08 AM #3Banned
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07-12-2007, 12:10 AM #4Registered User
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Cold out isn't it? (staring at tits)
*~*~*~Professional Idiot~*~*~*
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07-12-2007, 12:11 AM #5in - drin - ga
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You would dedicate your second post to me?
That's iffy.REP BACK PEOPLE with 6K+, and a link, brah.
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07-12-2007, 12:11 AM #6Registered User
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Originally Posted by BigMuscleGuy9
Wow strong asian face pic
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07-12-2007, 12:21 AM #7Registered User
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You: Wanna see some magic?
Her: Okay, hehe.
You: You and I go to my apartment, f**k, and then you disappear.
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07-12-2007, 12:25 AM #8in - drin - ga
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Originally Posted by shroomysoup
lol
repped.REP BACK PEOPLE with 6K+, and a link, brah.
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07-12-2007, 12:31 AM #9Registered User
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when at a resturant and you have a hott waitress, "do you guyz serve dessert?"
"yes we have blah blah blah" "I was just confused because i didnt see you on the menu, because i totally want me some of that" then if she goes for it "i need a to go box though, ill eat you out when we get to my place!!"
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07-12-2007, 12:33 AM #10Banned
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Negged for being asian.Originally Posted by Indringa
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07-12-2007, 12:35 AM #11Registered User
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lol omg funny, there r a ton of annoying ass asains at my school though!!! but u havnt even met this guy
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07-12-2007, 12:36 AM #12Banned
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"damn girl, you are finer than Brian Peppers and Randy Savage"
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07-12-2007, 12:40 AM #13Misc Doctor #1
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you have pretty eyes. If I was hannibal lecter i'd eat them first.
Or if you see two girls together. One who you like and one who is ugly, go up to the UGLY one and say, "Hi, you like to dance?". She'll be so flattered because she's not used to getting any attention when she's with her fit mate that she'll jump at the chance. When she says "i'd love too" say "excellent...now **** off and dance whilst I talk to your hot friend"
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07-12-2007, 12:43 AM #14in - drin - ga
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He wasn't kidding.Originally Posted by BigMuscleGuy9
I did get negged ;_;REP BACK PEOPLE with 6K+, and a link, brah.
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07-12-2007, 12:48 AM #15Registered User
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Repped for not being MADOriginally Posted by Indringa
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07-12-2007, 12:53 AM #16Banned
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repped for repping him
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07-12-2007, 12:54 AM #17Registered User
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negged for repping a negged asain....jk
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07-12-2007, 12:56 AM #18Registered User
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negged for repping a guy who repped for a neg that was negged by a BMG9 that hasnot been repped or negged for negging a non repped but negged asain who isnt mad
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07-12-2007, 12:57 AM #19in - drin - ga
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Thanks.Originally Posted by Mernalous
Yea, I'm a pretty calm guy.
Proof's in this thread: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=3542081. OP was being such an ass, but I didn't even neg him.
Anyways! Let's get back on track!
"Do you like apples? (Yes.) How about I take you home and **** the **** out of you. How do like them apples?"REP BACK PEOPLE with 6K+, and a link, brah.
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07-12-2007, 01:02 AM #20Registered User
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no ones replied to my resturaunt one!!!!! and the apples one is kinda lame, reserved for someone who is already your girlfriend/intimate mateOriginally Posted by Indringa
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07-12-2007, 01:21 AM #21in - drin - ga
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The restruant one is decent. The "i'll eat you out later part" could be used in other situations I think tooOriginally Posted by PrettyPinkDonut
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07-12-2007, 02:03 PM #22in - drin - ga
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no wai
up ya go
REP BACK PEOPLE with 6K+, and a link, brah.
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07-12-2007, 02:07 PM #23Banned
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I may not b fred flintstone but ill make your bed rock
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07-12-2007, 02:09 PM #24'mirin guns?
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Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.
Don't complain about the results you didn't get from the work you didn't do.
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You got a big trunk? Cuz im puttin my bike in it (40 Year old Virgin)
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07-12-2007, 02:10 PM #26Banned
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nice shoes, wanna fcuk?
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07-12-2007, 02:14 PM #27in - drin - ga
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This one reminds me of a similar one.Originally Posted by Steak_n_Taters
Is that a keg in your back pocket? Because I wanna tap dat ass!REP BACK PEOPLE with 6K+, and a link, brah.
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07-12-2007, 02:15 PM #28Registered User
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lets bone
"This is like when you find out that the hot girl from class that you've been secretly fapping to, knows your name. Not that I've been fapping to you or anything, but it's a good comparison."
Ka0s after I told him he was a good poster.
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http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=135954661
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07-12-2007, 02:15 PM #29Truth
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You have 206 bones in your body...
would you like one more
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07-12-2007, 02:16 PM #30Banned
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IM gonaa rearange the alphabet so i can put U and I together.
and
Is that a penis between ur legs? or just an oversized clit?
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