Thats a deep saying mane...
So go, tell misc some dark truths that would shock everyone. No judgements shall be made or secrets past on ITT.
I'll start:
I jizzed in my own mouth once.
I pissed my gf's bed after a night out,we both were hammered, woke up, slowly moved gf's sleeping body on to piss patch, went back to sleep, told her it was not big deal when she almost cried from humilation in the morning.
I pee in the sink if I have a boner.. too difficult to aim when erect and sitting down to pee... aint nobody got time for that sht.
When I was like 7 I fingered my cousin
I only showered once a week for like 80% of my life
Tried to fuk a warmed up apple pie, but was too hot and didnt feel great.. apple pie wasnt too badly messed up so I ate half and put the rest in the fridge.. think my nan and grandad ate the other half
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06-09-2014, 12:29 AM #1
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The entire truth about any one of us, would shock the rest of us
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06-09-2014, 12:40 AM #9
So deep brah.
I read about your gyno too, Im sorry
I had a friend get surgery over some bitch tits cuz he didnt want ehm
I know you probably hear this everyday, but you’re my biggest Inspiration
I even stood by you when your claim of natty turned out to be a fabrication
I got a folder full of your posts and your pictures man
I like the s**t you did b4 Clive too, that s**t was thick. solid. tight
Anyways, I hope you get this man, rep me back
Just to Tinychat, truly yours, your biggest fan
Im a man.
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06-09-2014, 12:51 AM #11
first time i jizzed i was traumatized. starting fapping before i can jizz, so one faithful day when i was home alone i popped in my dad's "Asian street hookers" porno and when i felt myself climaxing i didn't expect any jizz to come out so it went all over my parents blanket and i tried spraying chit on there to remove it and i thought i did but then i overheard them whispering on how i jizzed all over their blanket. FAWK.
whenever my female cousins would sleepover i would be literally sleep fapping and they would always bring that chit up the next day.
my guy cousins would be like you have a big ass cawk and the girl cuzos would be like with their fingers saying how small it is.
I used to be a voyeur fapper as a teen, i used to fap 10x a day and i lost count on how many family members caught me. I was pretty shameless now not so much...
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06-09-2014, 01:25 AM #17
Welp, no one's gonna beat op, but here goes.
-As a kid I taped a toothpick to my little sister's chair sticking up so she would sit on it(she didn't and I got in trouble lmao)
-Fapped in several rooms of the house
-21 year old kissless virgin(pretty standard for misc tho)
-No one has seen me shirtless in like 6 years because I have a weird acne patch on my chest(can't really see it in avi and honestly it isn't that bad)
-Every single time I touched a boob was an accident
-As a kid I used to daydream about some scenario where me and a hot girl would get trapped on an island together and there is no one else there so she would have to fuk me (because that's the only way I would be able to get any )
-I pretty much made getting a gf my priority(except school) for the past year and haven't even come close to getting one(although I've learned a lot and feel like I can do it now)
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-pace back and forth listening to music zoning out and thinking about god knows what anytime im alone in the house(this **** makes cardio easy though)
-in high school i used to skip class smoke weed, sleep in class, got in trouble in general is cause of social anxiety
-also was too scared to ask teacher for help on work, so got Ds and Cs
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06-09-2014, 01:45 AM #27
When I was a teenager I used to jakk of to this fantasy in which my Father would divorce my Mother and he would get remarried. We would move in with the stepmom and very hot stepsister. Because there was no room in the new house me and my stepsister would have to share a room and we would end up fukking.
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