My Twin Bro's Gf Staying Over Part 2(story)
part 1: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...#post861643521
Since most of you hate story, so i'll put it in cliffs
Long weekened, so brah's gf staying over. Smashed all night, while i felt beta, both of us got looks, but i lacked personality since i was a kid.
He left for his meeting at 10, she was downstairs eating and on her laptop
I was so fcukin' scared, to even start a convo, brb starved myself for 5 hours before.
TOOK COLD SHOWER, AND TOLD MYSELF, SHE HAS NEVER SEEN ME BEFORE AND I AM A SICK KUNT( MY BRO TOLD HER I'M A BETA *******, WHO NEVER STEPS OUT OF THE ROOM. TRUE)
GAVE MYSELF A TASK THAT I AM A REALLY SOCIAL GUY AND WILL HAVE TO PASS THIS TASK. WENT DOWN, SMILED, ASKED '' YOU MUST BE *******S GF, NICE TO MEET YOU''
WE THEN GOT INTO A CONVO, SHE TOLD ME HOW HE TOOK HER TO GYM ONCE, TRIED TO SHOW OFF WITH 25 ON EACH SIDE DOING BENCH PRESS. LULZ
HE WALKED IN AND BERT STARED( PROLLY IN HIS MIND, THIS ******* IS ALIVE?)
SHE ASKED, '' IF I WOULD LIKE TO GO FOR LUNCH WITH THEM AROUND 1''.
SO I WENT WITH THEM, WENT FOR A PEE BREAK, BRO WALKED WITH ME AND ASKED, ''DUDE ARE YOU HITTING ON MY GF?''
ME: I AM YOU. YOU ARE ME FROM NOW ON.
WALKED OUT, ******* MADE EXCUSE THAT I HAVE TO GO TO THE GYM AND DROPPED ME HOME AND TOOK HER TO THE MOVIES. THE END
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04-07-2012, 02:46 PM #1Banned
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My Twin Bro's Gf Staying Over Part 2(story)
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04-07-2012, 02:48 PM #2Registered User
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lol
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04-07-2012, 02:49 PM #4Registered User
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Mirin. You'll def clap dem cheeks before the day is out.
Stay healthy, ok?*Too nervous to talk to SIRI crew*
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04-07-2012, 02:49 PM #5
whats gona happen next?
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04-07-2012, 02:49 PM #6Registered User
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04-07-2012, 02:50 PM #7Registered User
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da fukk
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04-07-2012, 02:51 PM #8Registered User
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spot sold to
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04-07-2012, 02:52 PM #9Banned
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honestly a 10/10 story, OP. i enjoyed every single line that i read. A+ work
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04-07-2012, 02:52 PM #10Registered User
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****ing lol
the **** is this
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04-07-2012, 02:53 PM #11(づ￣ ³￣)づ
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lmfao at the last line, amazing
No lifting crew
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04-07-2012, 02:53 PM #12
Daphuck did I just read?
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04-07-2012, 02:54 PM #13Attention K-Mart shoppers
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this sounds like the intro to a slasher movie
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ME: I AM YOU. YOU ARE ME FROM NOW ON.
da fukk? lol
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04-07-2012, 02:56 PM #15Professional Miscer
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wat
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04-07-2012, 02:57 PM #16Banned
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Why are beta males negging me? Did you even go out TODAY? No, is that why you are jealous?
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04-07-2012, 02:58 PM #17
Should have denied
strong brother though (I mean you)
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04-07-2012, 02:58 PM #18Android > iOS
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Don't smash your bro's girl bro.
Use the little confidence boost you got from her to meet some other people. Become best friends with your brother and go have fun.
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Dude is professional, while i dropped out of Uni( anxiety, going back in September)Originally Posted by Delusional
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04-07-2012, 02:59 PM #20anonymousGuest
ahahaha wtf! hilarious read. love the last line looool
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04-07-2012, 02:59 PM #21Banned
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I'm not going to go behind my bro's back. He got the wrong message from me, i was pretending to be a social guy to help myself get out more.Originally Posted by RootedEvo
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04-07-2012, 03:01 PM #22┣▇▇▇═─
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You have to kill him
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04-07-2012, 03:03 PM #23
i am you. you are me from now on.
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04-07-2012, 03:07 PM #24
Keep up the good work OP. One step at a time.
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04-07-2012, 03:07 PM #25♥ ♦ ♠ ♣
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Sounds like an unfinished story...
Once again the gods spread the cheeks to ram cock in fuçking ass!
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04-07-2012, 03:12 PM #26Raptor Foot Brah
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Convince him that she's cheating on him with someone and get in there.
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04-07-2012, 03:14 PM #27Strong username
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New misc meme.Originally Posted by Helenthor
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04-07-2012, 03:15 PM #28Registered User
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This is so awkward.
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04-07-2012, 03:24 PM #29Registered User
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that was a beautiful story op.
"A man is literally what he thinks, his character being the complete sum of all his thoughts."
"As the physically weak man can make himself strong by careful and patient training, so the man of weak thoughts, can make them strong by exercising himself in right thinking."
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I AM YOU. YOU ARE ME FROM NOW ON.
lol
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