ITT: Admit your weird habits! GO.

[JRay23]

you heard it misc.

I get completely naked to take a **** when I'm in familiar surroundings. srs. no homo

[eurojoe9]

i bite towels

[JumpTheGun]

i peel the skin off my lips when im nervous/anxious.

[Ted Nugent]

I get completely naked to take a **** when I'm in familiar surroundings. srs. no homo

this lol

[StrongRepBeg]

I take naked dumps too, srs feels good man. Repped.

[PeacePoster]

you heard it misc.

I get completely naked to take a **** when I'm in familiar surroundings. srs. no homo

I do the same, no homo


Another would be I get drunk and give girls the shocker, get mad the next day if finger smells like doodoo

[Hellow533]

I dig my nails into my arm as hard as I can when at the dentist.

[gsharpp]

i pick and eat my dingleberries

[CementPizza]

I enjoy pee shivers.

[OverTrapped]

jizz in my mothers coffee, srs

[DjShaun]

I smell my hands after scratching my balls. lol

[lucious]

I lie on my bed, and tie my dick to the ceiling fan with twine. I turn the fan to a low speed and lie back.

[Lowlander]

Rub my finger on the rim of my stink box and sniff it 10 times a day.

[TerrorAP2]

I pick my nose as soon as I wake up in the morning.

[TrollorT]

I lie on my bed, and tie my dick to the ceiling fan with twine. I turn the fan to a low speed and lie back.

lmfao at picturing this occuring

[sippiboy1987]

While I take chits, I chew pieces of toilet paper. Also I'm ashamed but if I wipe my ass and a finger breaks through, I have the strong urge to smell my finger.. Groce I know

[lucious]

lmfao at picturing this occuring

try it its amazing

[philpeter123]

when nobodys home i **** in the cat box and pretend im a cat. i bury my droppings like a cat aswell.

[Weader]

I like to put my penis into the mouth of my shaker cup and slide it back and forth at a pace of 40 pumps per minute until I cum all over the inside of my shaker cup, making a free protein shake.

[StiffDik]

i eat my own sh i t to maximise my protein intake

[JRay23]

I lie on my bed, and tie my dick to the ceiling fan with twine. I turn the fan to a low speed and lie back.

when nobodys home i **** in the cat box and pretend im a cat. i bury my droppings like a cat aswell.

hahahahahahah I'm dying

[The-BeAsT]

not anymore but in my I'm 12 wut is this years, whenever I took a sip from the tap I'd drink exactly 3 times every time

[bongowongo]

I always take a **** before going out. That way I know I'll be safe from having to use a public toilet

[YUsmilin]

When there are children walking along the sidewalk I slow down my car and act creepy lol.

[characters]

i take a sh*t like this every time (srs) never sit up



does no one else sh*t like this?

[MusicProducer]

sometimes I like to sleep in a closet or smaller enclosed space because I like the feeling of close quarters. inb4musicproducerisa*******

[pumpnshred]

you heard it misc.

I get completely naked to take a **** when I'm in familiar surroundings. srs. no homo

[.aeterna]

in my apartment, i **** with the door wide open. mind you my bathroom is right next to the front door, so ppl outside can probably hear me doin dat dere deed.

i lie on the ground in my kitchen and pretend im a crumb

i have conversations with myself using weird accents

i play loud music and sing at the top of my lungs off-key deliberately

i like taking off my dress socks at the end of the day and rubbing my finger across the grooves on my leg. me gusta

i watch ****gytime anime cuzzzz and not a single fuk was given. i tell all my friends and they bertstare me nonstop

i like to use really weird "openers" on hot women; e.g at a club ill ask women what their favorite sexual position is/if they want to be my khaleesi (game of thrones reference)/if they want to molest me
^i have a solid success rate with these, srs

[Fernizzle]

you heard it misc.

I get completely naked to take a **** when I'm in familiar surroundings. srs. no homo

lol i used to do this for many years. now i've dialed it back to merely taking my shirt off (i think my mind somehow fuktardedly rationalizes that my shirt could flop down and catch some poo on its way down into the water...srs)

my weird habit: i count random things like each step of a set of stairs, or the lane stripes as i drive down the road.

[characters]

LoL'ed, interdasting though. I'll give this a try but I don't see how it would be an improvement. Do you ever get poop on your balls?

no, never

just let my arms hang down, feelsgoodman