things you hate about sex

[Ravishing_Rick]

silent orgasms !
like really? u just gonna take all the joy out of my accomplishment
and someone they cum more than once and you wouldn't even know

[Brozef]

Peepee goes in, baby comes out.

[Caeculus]

I hate when they fall asleep on my arm and then I can't move it and my arm falls asleep.

[dabbmw2002]

When our balls touch

[Legz422]

peepee goes in, baby comes out.

omg! Lmao!

[backinthegymbro]

Sleeping together afterwards and have your girl fart a ton during her sleep. Smells terrible.

[r32gojirra]

I hate when they fall asleep on my arm and then I can't move it and my arm falls asleep.

Aka “the stranger”

[eod8989]

When my ass hurts the next day

[RICHSTRONG]

Opening my wallet afterwards to pay them

[r32gojirra]

Opening my wallet afterwards to pay them

You must be doing it wrong, deez hoze always pay me

Yes, you have to say the whole thing

Yes, every time.

[Voidgaze]

When I would go down on my ex, she would ALWAYS move around TOO much. She would always do this when she was close to orgasm and it would kill the rhythm.


Eventually I kept her legs on lockdown with my iron grip lol. Bish was even stubborn during sex...


I still miss it a little though

[tk217]

Telling the uber driver to take my bag out into the desert and to not ask questions about the wait.

[lupus002]

when his stubble tickles your balls

[Griggz]

when my dog is licking his dick on the corner of the bed.

[AK5426]

When my ass hurts the next day

[Ravishing_Rick]

Sleeping together afterwards and have your girl fart a ton during her sleep. Smells terrible.

gross man

Telling the uber driver to take my bag out into the desert and to not ask questions about the wait.

seem like you did that alot

[AWillis]

the part where you put the penis into the anus

[DCutch]

The ravenous hunger afterwards, but if you can get her to make something for you then it can be the GOAT.

[leoaa777]

The whole cleaning up and putting her back in the cold.

[Tzaddiq]

The effort and lack of purpose.

[MrBourbon]

Sometimes I'm not having it, and that feels wrong >:[

[Johnbarto]

When I get the guy’s ass hairs caught in my teeth. I get it not all guys wax, but the hairs can potentially have chit remnants stuck to them. I like to gently caress the rim and sometimes playfully poke the tip of my tongue in, and when a guy has curlies there it gets obstructive

[AK5426]

Checking for STDs afterwards.

[Autumnal]

The realization I wasted probably on average probably 8 hours of time commitment, variable w/ frequency of texting, probably some money, and could've probably just jacked off at home and been as satisfied. Girls I've slept with recently have been pretty good in bed but on average women are pretty bad at sex. On top of all the time and possibly money I have to put in the cardiovascular effort and go into a goddm catabolic state just to blow my load in this 6/10 idiot who probably fked a guy within the past 24 hours. After I cum I try to plot my escape immediately without being particularly rude, and god forbid they came to my place

[proudmanlet]

tfw can never go balls deep

[pantiespending]

This obviously isn’t all the time but if there is any out of the ordinary smell

I love the smell of clean pussy but I hate girls with poor hygiene

tfw can never go balls deep

So glad my dink is only 8”

[Ashfrolicious]

That musky smell during doggystyle

Why can't the whole thing smell like roses? Lol

[4ea]

silent orgasms !
like really? u just gonna take all the joy out of my accomplishment
and someone they cum more than once and you wouldn't even know

if you arent making her cum so hard shes waking up the whole neighborhood youre not fulfilling your obligations as her man

srs

[Gibb1991]

That musky smell during doggystyle

Why can't the whole thing smell like roses? Lol

Fuarkkk this

[Cadet4life]

after busting i want nothing to do with the girl but then i realize i have to lay there for a little while so im not a *******