Cannot believe this happened...

[pratherian]

Had to make a quick run home today to hook up new television for the wife after entertainment center was delivered.

I pulled into my neighborhood (about 3 minutes from my house) and the speed limit is 30 mph. A woman about 60 yrs old is heading towards me on one of those motorized scooters. She is kinda in the middle of the road, so I slow down and ease to my side of the road.

Right as I get beside her, she swerves at my car, sticks both arms out towards me, and is screaming at me!!!
"You had better slow down when you are passing meeeeeee!!!!" she shrieked as I swerved half into the ditch and slammed on the brakes.......

Measly reps for responses to how I handled this situation (if anyone cares).
GO

[SP1966]

Women drivers....

[pratherian]

Women drivers....

Amen
In this case

[pratherian]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to SP1966 again.

[GuyJin]

At least she didn't chuck any quarters at you!

(I'm surprised no one thought about this....)

[SP1966]

At least she didn't chuck any quarters at you!

(I'm surprised no one thought about this....)

Not in this economy!! Nickels maybe...

[pratherian]

She didn't throw anything at me but she did get up out of that scooter like a miracle and came at me bro.

Jeez

[SP1966]

She didn't throw anything at me but she did get up out of that scooter like a miracle and came at me bro.

Jeez

Should have just yelled out B7!! Would have confused the hell out of her trying to find where she put her bingo card...

[pratherian]

That would have been much better than what I did yell.
I will prolly burn in hell.
Blind frigging rage

[immuno]

That would have been much better than what I did yell.
I will prolly burn in hell.
Blind frigging rage

Lmao.. The visualization of this is hilarious.

[pvsampson]

She didn't throw anything at me

[pratherian]

When she got up out of the scooter,
I said, "Why are you in that scooter? You look fine to me".

She said, "My back hurts".

I said, "If you lost some of that fat you would feel better. Do you even lift ?"

I could not make out the rest of it due to the high pitch screeching.

[hammerfelt]

Grace: "Frankenstein, tell me how it feels when, at that electric instant driving at two-hundred miles an hour, life and death coexist at the moment of scoring?"

Frankenstein: "You stand in the middle of Route 66 tomorrow morning at eight o'clock, and you can answer that question for yourself."

[cozener]

I think you should have kicked her ass...

[crupiea]

[pratherian]

I am a well raised Texas boy, so I started off the conversation politely, by jumping out off my car, tipping my 10 gallon hat, (not srs) and yelling at the top of my lungs, "What in the mother phucking holy hell is WRONG with you lady!?!"

She gave me some bull**** about slowing down in her presence. (which I had done....srs)
At this point I went completely blind with rage.... (I blame it on the androgel, TRT, yeah, I said it, roid rage!)

She popped off something else, and like some miraculous biblical scene, rose up out of that scooter, like some kind of faith healer, laid hands on her fat ass.

At this point, as much as it pains me to admit, my "Do you even lift" comment having raised her, like Lazarus, from the scooter, I told her this.....And I quote....

"Lady, if you EVER swerve that scooter at me again, raise your shrieking voice at me, even look in my direction, I will take that as a fact that you have chosen to elevate yourself to manhood, thereby forcing me, with no other alternative, to biitch slap your fat a$$ out of that scooter."

I am not proud of it, but I did take the few seconds of stunned silence to get back in my car, drive out of the ditch, and smoke the tires of the ole mustang for good measure.

Why can't I be one of those guys who just apologizes and moves along?

[Nikonguy]

brb, having little scooter silhouette stickers made for the side of my car.

[Marius_Ursus]

Had to make a quick run home today to hook up new television for the wife after entertainment center was delivered.

I pulled into my neighborhood (about 3 minutes from my house) and the speed limit is 30 mph. A woman about 60 yrs old is heading towards me on one of those motorized scooters. She is kinda in the middle of the road, so I slow down and ease to my side of the road.

Right as I get beside her, she swerves at my car, sticks both arms out towards me, and is screaming at me!!!
"You had better slow down when you are passing meeeeeee!!!!" she shrieked as I swerved half into the ditch and slammed on the brakes.......

Measly reps for responses to how I handled this situation (if anyone cares).
GO

You handled it pretty well.

Of course, I would have eaten her.

[KeepItMoving]

You handled it pretty well.

Of course, I would have eaten her.

Nahhh, old lady meat is tough, stringy and there ain't that much of it. Of course, the bones have thinned down enough to make decent toothpicks.

[pratherian]

Had lunch with my mom today (have not seen her in a while) and told her the story (minus most details that made me look like total fail as a grown up).

I thought she looked ashamed of me.
Feelsbadman.jpg

So I asked her what she would have done.
She pondered for a moment, and then replied....

"I probably would have biiitch slapped her out of that scooter."

I see where I get it from.
Feelsslightybetter.jpg

Love you mom!

[latebloomingmom]

I think you should have kicked her ass...

well now you think that about everything...sheesh

[john-t-b]

Had lunch with my mom today (have not seen her in a while) and told her the story (minus most details that made me look like total fail as a grown up).

I thought she looked ashamed of me.
Feelsbadman.jpg

So I asked her what she would have done.
She pondered for a moment, and then replied....

"I probably would have biiitch slapped her out of that scooter."

I see where I get it from.
Feelsslightybetter.jpg

Love you mom!

She sounds like my mother.

[Amanda76]

LOLed for real at "Do you even lift?!"

Is it really even legal to ride one of those things down the road?

[beachguy498]

brb, having little scooter silhouette stickers made for the side of my car.

Gotta be worth 30 points, maybe 40 if she was hooked up to an oxygen bottle.

Rob

[tsoden]

Should have just yelled out B7!! Would have confused the hell out of her trying to find where she put her bingo card...

HA HA!!!

[latebloomingmom]

When she got up out of the scooter,
I said, "Why are you in that scooter? You look fine to me".

She said, "My back hurts".

I said, "If you lost some of that fat you would feel better. Do you even lift ?"

I could not make out the rest of it due to the high pitch screeching.

Maybe this woman was the 'Queen of the Road' and you just did not give her the recognition that was due?
sheesh..trying to run over somebody's gramma.. for shame..

[pratherian]

Maybe this woman was the 'Queen of the Road' and you just did not give her the recognition that was due?
sheesh..trying to run over somebody's gramma.. for shame..

This!
Exactly what I had to hear all night when I went back to work.
I so wish I was one of those laid back people who don't get their blood pressure up....
Alas
That is not me

[pratherian]

LOLed for real at "Do you even lift?!"

Is it really even legal to ride one of those things down the road?

The ban was a mistake that took a couple days to get worked out. The message said for multiple accounts-troll.

I can't disagree with the troll part, but I can hardly keep up with 1 account!

[Callmesimba]

i would have ****** her in the *** then taken my **** and ****** her over the ** with my big ************ and finished by ***************** her. That would teach her a lesson.

[vroompac]

Shake the angry fist, Simpsons style