So you think you had a rough childhood?

[batmanman]

Well fuck you, its got nothing on mine. My mom practically kicked my ass out of the house before I even hit 13, and I never even met my dad. My only friend till I was 10 was the faggot prick next door who was always beating the shit out of me and telling me I wasn't worth shit. Its not even like I had a choice, the town fucking had something like 9 people living in it, I shit you not. My entire adolescence was just moving around from place to place trying to get along with people who didn't even want me.

You think that's the worst? My only friend was an Asian guy in his 20's or something, who only kept me around because he thought I could help him get laid. The only perk was that I also got to hang around with this cute ginger chick, she was flat as a pancake sure, but damn she was a total nymph, She must have been a sadist or something cause she always took pleasure in hitting me and telling me how she loved to get wet.

But dear god the bane of my existence was this adult couple that I could NOT seem to avoid. You know these types of couples that are absolutely sickening, like they wear matching outfits and finish each other's sentences? Yeah they were fucking creepers, and they had a cat, which was at least twice as annoying as they were, I swear this thing would never shut the fuck up.

Like I said I ended up moving from town to town getting into fights with other kids my age, even adults from time to time. The only thing that kept me going was my dream to become a pokemon master.

[classic34]

oh you mad
cause i got dat gyarados

[penn.brah]

at first i was like 8|

but then i saw it was zachmanman and lol'd

[StevenNevets]

wtf is wrong with you

[FinalCountdown]

I've learned to read the last sentence first before i start believing things

this is a good copypasta though, would re-post

[Andyg37]

oh my ass hahahhahhaha

[allergic2rice]

there was a sad moment where I read the asian part and for a second I thought it was me

[xKyle10]

lmao, you should consider writing **** like tucker max


btw if anyone hasnt read this (yes long), one of the best reads ever, ****s so epic words cant explain, read it like a year ago:

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=4039343

no cliffs just read or dont

[Gt3x24x7]

Made me tear up Zach. Such a touching story for a boy who loves his pokemon and would die to protect them.

[Mixed_Breed]

Wow

Yes aware

[N01SYtZ]

was getting ready to describe my childhood...

[muscularinferno]

wow i fell for that one you ass

[batmanman]

was getting ready to describe my childhood...

mine wasn't anywhere near as bad as Ash's

my dad only beat me every other day until I saw lights flashing in front of me that weren't there

my mom constantly told me I would always be skinny and weak and my only hope in life was to be really smart

I was terrorized all the way into high school

but then... that summer... I met michelle

[Andyg37]

mine wasn't anywhere near as bad as Ash's

my dad only beat me every other day until I saw lights flashing in front of me that weren't there

my mom constantly told me I would always be skinny and weak and my only hope in life was to be really smart

I was terrorized all the way into high school

but then... that summer... I met michelle

i dont get it

[malcore1991]

Well fuck you, its got nothing on mine. My mom practically kicked my ass out of the house before I even hit 13, and I never even met my dad. My only friend till I was 10 was the faggot prick next door who was always beating the shit out of me and telling me I wasn't worth shit. Its not even like I had a choice, the town fucking had something like 9 people living in it, I shit you not. My entire adolescence was just moving around from place to place trying to get along with people who didn't even want me.

You think that's the worst? My only friend was an Asian guy in his 20's or something, who only kept me around because he thought I could help him get laid. The only perk was that I also got to hang around with this cute ginger chick, she was flat as a pancake sure, but damn she was a total nymph, She must have been a sadist or something cause she always took pleasure in hitting me and telling me how she loved to get wet.

But dear god the bane of my existence was this adult couple that I could NOT seem to avoid. You know these types of couples that are absolutely sickening, like they wear matching outfits and finish each other's sentences? Yeah they were fucking creepers, and they had a cat, which was at least twice as annoying as they were, I swear this thing would never shut the fuck up.

Like I said I ended up moving from town to town getting into fights with other kids my age, even adults from time to time. The only thing that kept me going was my dream to become a pokemon master.

strong effort to uncensor all the cuss words

[PrettyPrincess4]

I started and stopped reading at "my dream to become a pokemon master".

Negged.

[BEEG_DADDY]

I started and stopped reading at "my dream to become a pokemon master".

Negged.

omg u iz so sexi!!! I really love what you've doen with your hair. wanna make out?

[blazeftp]

Well i was kidnapped by robots when i was 12 and no one cares...i cant even shed a tear because it will make them rust....help,

[Number_Seven]

lmao, I skipped the last sentence and read through the comments like wtf... epic copypasta

[Robination]

mine wasn't anywhere near as bad as Ash's

my dad only beat me every other day until I saw lights flashing in front of me that weren't there

my mom constantly told me I would always be skinny and weak and my only hope in life was to be really smart

I was terrorized all the way into high school

but then... that summer... I met michelle

But you said you never met your dad.

[PinchTheBear]

you forgot about Prof. Oaks but lulz

[Felix15]

cool story bro

[PinchTheBear]

I've never met either of my parents, I was raised by my crazy grandparents, and the biggest bully in my life was a GIRL... I only had one real friend, and he was a black kid who couldn't even ride a bike, so we couldn't go anywhere together.

This deadbeat jewish guy that lived in my apartment building was always bothering me for money. He couldn't even read and he obviously beat his wife. My grandpa bought me a CD player for my birthday, and this piece of sh*t made me give it to him to bet in a poker game. He lost it.

I was love-sick over this girl, but she just wanted to be friends... f*cking raged when she said she doesn't "like me like me" fuuuuuuuuuuu.

Everyone thought I was gay because my go-kart was purple was called "The Mauve Avenger" and my head... I'm just ugly.

[Rhev]

i was about to tell my childhood as well.. lol. the whole read i was like "can't tell if srs..." then at the end i go "oh ok. he was kidding. don't have to write my novel" lol

[Mr Bo Jangles]

i ****ing lol'd at pokemon master hahahahahaha thanks for that one.

[PrettyPrincess4]

omg u iz so sexi!!! I really love what you've doen with your hair. wanna make out?

Hey asl?

[SandMayne]

The only thing that kept me going was my dream to become a pokemon master.

not bad, not bad at all.

[Manikuba]

pretty lol

[Inurthreadz]

and I was going to rep you staying "atleast you deliever the luls" then I finished reading, well played

[DhavokBoss]

jesus christ