Spit or Swallow

[mtpockets]

Humpback whale gulps and spits out Cape Cod lobsterman

He thought he had been attacked by one of the great white sharks that swim in the area, "and then I felt around and I realised there was no teeth".

"And then I realised: 'Oh my God, I'm in a whale's mouth and he's trying to swallow me. This is it, I'm going die'."

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-57450685

[bodyhard]

He's lucky it wasn't a sperm whale

[mtpockets]

He's lucky it wasn't a sperm whale

lol...



it didn't swallow the seaman

[TolerantLactose]

Did he get krilled?

[mtpockets]

Did he get krilled?

^^^^^ Gold

[JustMoved24]

Same dude survived a plane crash in 2001. Others died he lived

[Karl_Hungus]

I dunno....This whole story seems fishy to me.

[IronCharles]

Bet all his pals call him Jonah from now on.

[Mark1T]

The entire universe boils down to this:

What are the fukkin' odds?

Someone - anyone, feel free to debate that.

[weiss1967]

I wonder how will he cope with what happened, will he be able to dive again? I spearfish regularly, like once a week on average. This thing about being part of a food chain is always on the back of my mind.

[Silencespeaks]

Stop long before.

[bernipes]

I never thought a biblical story could be reproduced in real life lol. I loved the fact that he spoke so naturally about the shark attack, as if he had been swallowed by one before.
I must confess that I clicked on this thread thinking about this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DM2x...annel=euronews

[mtpockets]

[LWW]

Humpback whale gulps and spits out Cape Cod lobsterman

He thought he had been attacked by one of the great white sharks that swim in the area, "and then I felt around and I realised there was no teeth".

"And then I realised: 'Oh my God, I'm in a whale's mouth and he's trying to swallow me. This is it, I'm going die'."

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-57450685

WOW, the first baby born from running down the chin

He's a ugly baby too

[Cass40]

Stop long before.

How you gon get a boyfriend if you advertise this every day?

[Silencespeaks]

How you gon get a boyfriend if you advertise this every day?

Omg I thought I was in misc.

Peace out boomers

[Cass40]

Omg I thought I was in misc.

Peace out boomers

You are same age as me.

[ChazWood]

You are same age as me.

Nice double-edge burn! Those aren't easy to pull off.

[Silencespeaks]

You are same age as me.

I identify as a 19 year old.

[Cass40]

Nice double-edge burn! Those aren't easy to pull off.

I'm trying to figure out a triple one but I'm out of ideas.

[ChazWood]

I'm trying to figure out a triple one but I'm out of ideas.

If anyone can solve and deliver a triple, it's mathematically possible it's you. I'm not even clear on the parameters of the triple.

[Plateauplower]

I identify as a 19 year old.

From the pictures floating around, you sure don’t look like one.

[Plateauplower]

I'm trying to figure out a triple one but I'm out of ideas.

I gotcha boomet

[Cass40]

I gotcha boomet

Thanks.
But I look like a 19 year old. Right?






Right?

[steffo99]

I guess as long as the boner looks 19 you're well off. Something I heard from Aristotle.

[Plateauplower]

Thanks.
But I look like a 19 year old. Right?

Right?

It’s like you’ve made some Faustian bargain for eternal youth.

I don’t know about 19……but if I was the bouncer of the 035 misc, I’d probably card you to make sure you were of age.

[Mark1T]

Thanks.
But I look like a 19 year old. Right?

Right?

Ya know that attitude is mighty Supremacist of you, but funny

[Cass40]

Marky snuck in ^

It’s like you’ve made some Faustian bargain for eternal youth.

I don’t know about 19……but if I was the bouncer of the 035 misc, I’d probably card you to make sure you were of age.

[Mark1T]

Marky snuck in ^

I don’t waste an opportunity, girly. Policing all that sass is a very demanding.