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[IASONA]

The story i'm about to tell happend the day after a massive cockroach was in my room. Its head so big it moved individually from its body. The roach was on my wall, and i took of my right thong (flip flops to americans) and went to squash it. As i did this, it suddenly FLEW OFF THE WALL, AND IT HAD WINGS!! Its bad enough it was so huge, but wings? thats unfair! I never found that bugger.

Last night was just like any other night. I was surfing the net, lurking TBB, snacking on some food. At around 12 midnight i was tired, so i decided to go to bed.

As i walked into my bedroom, i thought "i'm gonna have the best sleep tonight". As i was just about to lie down on my bed, i decided to fill up my water bottle, so i could drink during the night, (damn creatine makes me thirsty). I also needed to get some tissues as i had a small cold.

As i made it back to my room, i put my water on my bedside table. I got a few tissues, and proceeded to place them under my pillow, as i always do for convinience. I slightly lifted up my pillow when SUDDENLY, A FKN 10cm+ HUNTSMAN SPIDER CRAWLED ONTO MY PILLOW OUT OF NOWHERE!!! My whole family heard me scream "What the FUUUUUK!"

At this stage i was in shock, i was frozen and had no idea what to do. I couldn't find anything near me decent enough to kill it with. I knew I had act quickly or else it would run away. I then proceeded to sprint to the laundry and get the cockroach/insect surface spray. I returned to my room 20 seconds later, and there it was, in the same place as i left it.

I got the spray and sprayed the fuk outta that spider. It was going crazy. After a good 10 second spray, it was pretty much dead, and i couldn't breathed from all the spray lol.

After all this, i was too paranoid to sleep in my room. There was nowhere else to go so i went to the living room. I was too paranoid to sleep on the couch aswell (past experience involving a couch and a spider on christmas 2010.)

I couldn't think of anywhere to sleep. I was seriously thinking "what would macgyver do". I then got the idea to get the chairs from the dining table and line them up, each side faceing the opposite side of the previous chair in line so i would have some sort of barrier so i wouldnt fall off lol.

Woke up with a sore nech and lower back. And it was back day. A few mins of medicine ball rolling fixed all my pains

Cliffs:
Spider to my bed, i took its life

Looked like this, around at least 10cm



Pic of spider after i destoryed it (looks tiny in pic)

[DominicLacey]

no cliffs? not even once

[Alcatraz84]

Scared of a huntsman eh...you do realise they're not poisonous right...

I had something similar happen earlier this year, except it was a whitetail in my bed, and it bit me. I was about 80% paralysed for a few weeks, extremely painful joints, foot all red, itchy and swollen where it bit me...

[Aaronza]

OP you sound like a little bish,

[moimoi123]

Lmao @ what would macgyver do, wise my friend, wise. Repped!

[Pack22s]

I'd BUG out...get it?

[moimoi123]

I'd BUG out...get it?

lol

[Mr.Lmnop]

I'd BUG out...get it?

No i don't get it.

[moimoi123]

No i don't get it.

ur hot

[Pack22s]

No i don't get it.

No samples for you

[Mr.Lmnop]

ur hot

No samples for you

I was just kidding! Omg stop.

[Pinkton]

OP I don't even live in australia and I know huntsman aren't dangerous...OP is a pussy

[moimoi123]

I was just kidding! Omg stop.

Jesus tell me how to get a back like urs..

[IASONA]

Scared of a huntsman eh...you do realise they're not poisonous right...

I had something similar happen earlier this year, except it was a whitetail in my bed, and it bit me. I was about 80% paralysed for a few weeks, extremely painful joints, foot all red, itchy and swollen where it bit me...

That's terrible man.

Lmao @ what would macgyver do, wise my friend, wise. Repped!

Lol thanks

I'd BUG out...get it?

Lol

OP I don't even live in australia and I know huntsman aren't dangerous...OP is a pussy

They may not be dangerous..but i don't like the idea of a spider walking on my face in my sleep. Out of all creepy crawleys, i hate spiders the most.

[BradCathie]

I lol'd hard, good story. Will rep you off recharge, just remind me if I don't. I tend to lose track of threads and what not.

[Micooo]

I no longer want to take a vacation to Australia. Thanks for opening my eyes, OP.

[IASONA]

I lol'd hard, good story. Will rep you off recharge, just remind me if I don't. I tend to lose track of threads and what not.

Ty fellow aus-brah

[gcsportnut12]

I feel ur pain dogg

[Browny95]

ahha nothing worse than spiders am i right?

worst thing about aus is that we have so many dangerous animals

[speX94]

huntsman may not be poisonous, but their bite hurts like a bish and swells up like one too. That's what i've read..... not to mention the bacteria that lives around its fangs.

[AdamNW]

'Straya cunt

[IASONA]

huntsman may not be poisonous, but their bite hurts like a bish and swells up like one too. That's what i've read..... not to mention the bacteria that lives around its fangs.

Yeah thats what i read aswell

'Straya cunt

Lmao

ahha nothing worse than spiders am i right?

worst thing about aus is that we have so many dangerous animals

Yeah nothing worse than a spider lol
In sydney there are so many insects and animals

[Pack22s]

Regardless as to whether the bite is poisonous, I'd freak out if that thing started shimmying out from under my pillow.

[Dedicated22]

fml. i hate spiders

bro the dead one is phucking huge. biggest one ive ever seen (live in US) was a tenth of that phuckers size