Got a job as a go-go dancer in West Hollywood and its not as homo as it comes across

[BloodDiamond]

Sure theres dudes trying to put bills in your draws but surprisingly its hard to feel creeped out when youre getting money for your looks.

Its not the fact that you get money thats so addictive. (Like oh I need this cash to pay the bills)

But rather the reason WHY you get the money.

Everytime you get money its for the basis that you look good.

Thats what you dont realize from the outsider perspective. A few minutes go by and youre dancing and all of a sudden, bam, someone comes up and you feel the excitement of just looking so fukin good that people want to PAY YOU MONEY just to get near you and interact with you. Then a few minutes go by and youre like whatever and then bam, more money coming at you. Its a rush everytime.

It all started when I moved in with this lesbian girl as a roomate. One of her neighbor friends knew a guy who knew a guy who hires go-go dancer to work at all the hottest clubs in that area. I was at The Abbey with her and I mentioned that it would be fun to do the job (I am extremely good looking and cut/shredded, prettier than most girls I know) and she hooked it up. I emailed the guy some pics and like 10 minutes later the neighbor called me to call the guy because he was super interested. (again, my pics are drop dead gorgeous)

He said he needed to see me on a box for 5 minutes to audition.

Needless to say as soon as I got up there, (there was like 5 of us total dancing but nobody had anybody really on their nuts) but as soon as III got up there like 2 gay dudes ran up and gave me like 8$ within 3 minutes and I was just grabbing their heads and just dancing with them and none of the other dancers had any. So as he walks back up to tell me to come down he sees like this whole scene where its super obvious everyone is on my nuts.

Hes like "wooow youre soo good"

I get hired and worked one of the better clubs and there were some dudes there who I have to admit were on a whole nother level of even me, (everyone is straight btw) and then they were like veterans and everything.

Man, the shiitt they talk about in the changing room is hilarious. We get bottle service back there and its super hilarious. Seriously it could be like a reality TV show. Dudes talking about banging some teen girls and their moms being OK with it or some dude watching porn on his phone to get his dick hard so he can put some ointment that keeps your dick semi-hard for like 30 min. For a second I thought this one dude was Magic Mike but he just looked a lot like him. One half white half asian dude (ultra aesthetic) was kinda friendly to me but I didnt want to over step my boundaries cuz I didnt know if they get competitive on some Showgirls type behind the scenes type shiit.

You make like 75 base for a 1.5-3 hour shift and tons of tips on top of that on busy nights and then bottle service in the back. I just drank 2 monsters and danced like I would at a rave or festival none of that ****gytime crap. Its so easy because your job is basically to get people to dance and to be there for ambiance. Its like a stripper who is too shy to take your clothes off.

But just like at a concert, if you are a musician, thats the addictive part is being on stage in front of people and you get the same effect. Its like going to a club but you are the star.

Since I am so pretty I made tons of money. I worked a few shifts but then had to go outta town. I still have the contact and can do it anytime I am back in Cali.

When I first was gonna do it I was thinking "WTF AM I DOING???" THIS IS GONNA BE SO GAY. But really its almost the same as if a girl is checking you out, but its both, somethimes you work with girls too like at The Abbey (lesbians need love too) and its super fun cuz the girls are all friendly since you are on their level. But even the dudes when they show you appreciation for your beauty and pay you money cuz you look good, its almost just as cool.

Its really not that gay. Srs. Its super addictive.

[BackBacon]

can somebody tell me what op is please

[MK09]

can somebody tell me what op is please

OP is a *******.

[JJPershing]

can somebody tell me what op is please

Umm well errr... Does it start with Ph and end with aggot?

[BloodDiamond]

can somebody tell me what op is please

A good looking straight dude who isnt homo-phobic and is trying to share an experience he had that has to do with making $$$ off a muscular physique which might be interesting/fascinating to other BBers who have aesthetics?

[harryk387]

I wonder if I know the guy that hooked you up with the job.(srs). I got offered to work at The Abbey too a couple years back when I was a waiter in the farmer's market near west hollywood.
Anyway, I know that feel OP. Making money solely off looks. I'm a cam "model" make surprisingly good money and not to mention the shiiit people have bought off my amazon wishlist. Gay dudes pay.

[BloodDiamond]

OP is a *******.

I like girls. So we can lay that whole thing to rest right?

Now that I cleared that up I expect there to not be any further posts using the term *******.

right guise?

[roko79]

so shaking your dick around for a bunch of homosex isn't homo?

news to me

[JJPershing]

I like girls. So we can lay that whole thing to rest right?

Now that I cleared that up I expect there to not be any further posts using the term *******.

right guise?

Not that there's anything wrong with it.

[BloodDiamond]

I wonder if I know the guy that hooked you up with the job.(srs). I got offered to work at The Abbey too a couple years back when I was a waiter in the farmer's market near west hollywood.
Anyway, I know that feel OP. Making money solely off looks. I'm a cam "model" make surprisingly good money and not to mention the shiiit people have bought off my amazon wishlist. Gay dudes pay.

Maybe. All the dancers work at all the clubs so its not a club by club thing. But there are various service providers who have rosters of dancers. I know of 4 but didnt have time to submit to them.

You can make 4K a month or so if you can manage to get booked every night but its kind of hard. There is some strong competition.

[BloodDiamond]

so shaking your dick around for a bunch of homosex isn't homo?

news to me

I dont shake my dick around and I dont dress any different than I would at a music festival. Its about my abs, not my dick.

[JJPershing]

I dont shake my dick around and I dont dress any different than I would at a music festival. Its about my abs, not my dick.

Yeah, and they still respect you in the morning too, lol

[BloodDiamond]

Yeah, and they still respect you in the morning too, lol

Yeah but the point is that nobody really gives a fuk. All I care about is looks and attention whoring and if I can make money off it too? Thats pretty much the point is that life is meaningless and nothing really matters anyway and its like -- grow the fuk up who gives a shiit. If you can make money like that its stupid not to do it just because of homophobia.

I guess its hard for someone not attractive to understand but when you are so into yourself and your ego is so huge, it overtakes any feelings of homophobia because you are so busy getting attention and feeding your ego.

I spend so much time in front of a mirror and every car I pass I look at myself in the reflection and I know if I love to look at myself so much, so do other people.

Might as well make money off of it.

None of that *******ry compares to the magnitude of my ego.

I am too busy being into myself to care the gender of the people worshiping me.

All I am concerned with is the fact that I am a God amongst men.

[BloodDiamond]

I would never do the whole cam modeling thing though.

[PrinceGray]

Lol @ the No Avi ******* hatin on the OP.

[WhereAreMyShoes]

A good looking straight dude who isnt homo-phobic and is trying to share an experience he had that has to do with making $$$ off a muscular physique which might be interesting/fascinating to other BBers who have aesthetics?

I wonder if I know the guy that hooked you up with the job.(srs). I got offered to work at The Abbey too a couple years back when I was a waiter in the farmer's market near west hollywood.
Anyway, I know that feel OP. Making money solely off looks. I'm a cam "model" make surprisingly good money and not to mention the shiiit people have bought off my amazon wishlist. Gay dudes pay.

IDK I would feel so dirty and ashamed of myself.

[stevesteve12]

You can make 4K a month.

throw away your dignity for a gig that pays as a regular job?

shoulda went to school brah

i mean,,,, just lols

[MuscIeMan]

InB4 OP is called into the bohemian grove

[IShootCMen]

nothing wrong with making money the way OP is tho...not getting naked or buttsexed

[TallLanky]

HAHAH! Poor OP... man... did you not think this was going to get hammered into oblivion? I find it hilarious man. Thanks for the laughs! What ever strokes your own selfish ego brah!

[CommonPheasant]

Does OP wear golden boots during his go-go dancing gig?

[PlzzRespond]

you may not be a *******. but you're definitely not a real man

if thats ok with you then i guess thats that

[jaycrowley94]

Came in here expecting a whole lot of homo, leaving not dissapointed

[GodMadeDirt]

I like girls. So we can lay that whole thing to rest right?

Now that I cleared that up I expect there to not be any further posts using the term *******.

right guise?

Are you new? How can u say that and not expect 12 ******* replies.

Anyway laughed when I read "west Hollywood" and no homo

[BiggerTommorow]

op, ever seen an ugly stripper that gets money? I'm sure u have, so don't feel so special, u are ****gytime too.

[mmondo13]

Negged you *******.

[momo5]

your dancing for men your no diff from a stinky stripper whore on a pole. *******.

next thing you know your taking it in the butt for money and saying you just doing it for money and not gay.

[Eskimo]

Dear OP,

I really tried to read your wall of text and I got about a few sentences in, but I couldnt stop from it reading it in my head in a ******* voice so I had to bail.

Sincerely,

Eskimo
Strong join date

[Gymboree]

Dear OP,

I really tried to read your wall of text and I got about a few sentences in, but I couldnt stop from it reading it in my head in a ******* voice so I had to bail.

Sincerely,

Gymboree
Strong join date

[Aqpz]

nice guys i find OP portfolio